Burley (00:02.185)
Be a good one, fellas.
Beard Laws (00:03.008)
This is gonna be a banger.
Rob (00:05.037)
Hehehehehe
Gute (00:05.056)
A special night, boys.
Yuban Whakinov (00:05.809)
Do you guys remember the celebrity death pool? Well, guess what? Your boy Eubens about 24 hours away from death, but I'm committed to the show and I'm fucking here. If you're listening and you're like, damn, he hasn't said anything from five minutes, I'm puking in a trash can, 100%. Dude, I am a very loud puker, loud. I know my wife and kids kept laughing at me every time that I threw
Rob (00:12.996)
Hehehehehe
Burley (00:23.175)
Leave the sound on, it's gonna be worth
Burley (00:28.689)
It just made it funnier. Just makes it
Gute (00:30.87)
What's the over under?
Rob (00:34.551)
I didn't.
Burley (00:34.887)
I would imagine like, you know how like female sneeze or like, I imagine you go, yes.
Yuban Whakinov (00:41.315)
No, it's you know, like the MGM lion. That it's just fucking nonstop, just for I'm not going to sign me up for a contract for a movie deal. It's amazing.
Gute (00:42.955)
at dryheave.
Burley (00:54.751)
I got a question for y 'all boys. It's actually two questions, but I'm gonna let y 'all choose the question. Would y 'all rather have question A or question B?
Yuban Whakinov (01:08.326)
B.
Beard Laws (01:08.516)
Well, let's let Rob pick.
Yuban Whakinov (01:11.025)
There we go.
Burley (01:12.575)
Birthday boy.
Rob (01:13.094)
So we'll finish that thought. Let's go with B for buttholes for $500. Oh yeah, I mean, if we're gonna do this, should I take my shot now?
Burley (01:16.605)
Be for birthday, dude. Happy birthday. All right. Yeah. Yeah, be for birthday. Happy birthday to you. We're all off. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Robert. Happy
Beard Laws (01:26.968)
Happy birthday to you. Yep. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday fucker.
Yuban Whakinov (01:27.153)
birthday to you
Gute (01:28.69)
Happy birthday to you Happy Happy birthday dear
Rob (01:37.37)
Your singing is incredible, boys.
Yuban Whakinov (01:37.413)
Happy birthday dear Robert.
Gute (01:44.534)
Happy birthday to you.
Yuban Whakinov (01:44.943)
Happy birthday to you.
Burley (01:46.227)
Day to you. Cheers, Rob.
Rob (01:50.938)
To the booze!
Yuban Whakinov (01:52.249)
Is that what you wish for was me to be sick you piece of shit? Is that what it was? I'm a Cowboys fan and you're like hey, I know a way let's kill you
Rob (01:59.312)
Well, I I asked for you to get AIDS from a Dallas cowboy and…
Yuban Whakinov (02:05.014)
I was hanging out with Michael Irvin. feel like if anybody's going to get AIDS, it's going to be him.
Rob (02:12.794)
I remember watching the game that he was knocked out for his career and I was probably, I want to say I was eight or nine and I was watching the game with my dad and my dad used to call Irving, Michael Irving, Crackpot Irvin. And I'm a kid and I remember pointing going, yeah, fuck you. Well, not saying fuck you, because I was just like, yeah, he's injured. He sucks, he sucks. And he like got carted off like in an ambulance and he never played another game. I was like, well, fuck
Yuban Whakinov (02:33.647)
Let's be real now.
Burley (02:41.449)
Jesus.
Beard Laws (02:42.478)
Wow, that's Philly.
Yuban Whakinov (02:44.165)
I looked at the statistic for Philly and it says that the average for the first word is usually the F word or the N word. So I'm fully believing.
Burley (02:51.999)
Which was yours, Rob?
Rob (02:54.79)
Do you want question A or N?
Burley (02:56.765)
Yeah. Okay. So let's do that. So, all right, fellas. Do y 'all want question A or question
Beard Laws (02:57.058)
Hahaha!
Rob (03:01.766)
Be man
Gute (03:02.538)
at B. Let's go B.
Yuban Whakinov (03:03.697)
He said B.
Burley (03:04.787)
Okay, we're going question B. All right. Let's round table. Let's figure out who can make the most realistic animal noise. Any animal. We'll start with the birthday boy. What's your best impression of an animal you can
Rob (03:07.814)
I don't like
Rob (03:23.76)
I don't know if I've ever actually made an animal noise outside of the grunting. Outside of grunting. Speaking of Tasha, by the way, the only reason why I'm here is because she actually drove down to Center City and picked up our picked up dinner from our favorite like restaurant, which is like, you know, kind of a schwenky place and drove it all the way back because she knew we had the podcast and she's like, you guys, you're aren't going to miss
Burley (03:27.419)
Ask Tasha.
Yuban Whakinov (03:29.541)
Hey, we know Tasha calls you kitten.
Beard Laws (03:31.801)
That's an animal noise.
Gute (03:49.291)
subway.
Rob (03:53.69)
But we're eating the fucking food. So shout out to Tasha for…
Burley (03:56.647)
I know you said swanky, but at first I thought you said Twinkie. And I was like, so Philly, so Philly.
Beard Laws (03:56.758)
Hey, shout out, Tasha.
Rob (04:04.007)
you'll have to come back to me, because I don't know if I've ever made an animal noise.
Burley (04:06.399)
Alright, who's got an animal noise? Who can
Beard Laws (04:08.194)
It's gotta be Goot. Goot, gotta set the bar high.
Gute (04:11.818)
I - fuck me, I don't even know, I mean I guess a horse? Yeah.
Rob (04:14.918)
Alright, hold on, what was question A?
Yuban Whakinov (04:16.879)
Hold up, I can
Burley (04:17.353)
We'll get to question A after this. We're making clips. We're making clips
Yuban Whakinov (04:19.621)
I used to be able to… I got really scared. was like, that was impressive.
Rob (04:22.508)
I was like, my
Gute (04:24.862)
Like that bird's just on my fucking window. I'm like, got a problem. Thank you.
Beard Laws (04:30.456)
All how was mine?
Yuban Whakinov (04:31.789)
Shut the fuck up. I used to be able to do an elephant noise. I know I still can or not. I can try it. Is that what it is? Is that what you do
Burley (04:32.091)
No, come on. Come
Burley (04:37.317)
you stole mine. Go
I do it closest I
Yuban Whakinov (04:43.323)
Alright, ready?
Gute (04:46.508)
That's fucking impressive.
Burley (04:46.757)
Fuck I lost. No, everybody's got to do
Beard Laws (04:47.46)
That was pretty damn
Rob (04:48.612)
That was, okay, so he ends it for everyone.
Yuban Whakinov (04:48.923)
that good?
Beard Laws (04:53.592)
I don't know if this is some kind of, does this count? Hold on, hold
Gute (04:54.931)
Ahem.
Burley (04:57.865)
That's pretty solid.
Yuban Whakinov (05:01.105)
Yes, 100 % that counts.
Gute (05:01.346)
It's a chipmunk. Yeah. Chipmunk.
Burley (05:01.535)
pretty solid.
Beard Laws (05:03.256)
What is it? Like a dolphin or some shit? Chipmunk? That's what, yeah, it was my chipmunk dolphin.
Burley (05:05.02)
I thought it was like a
Rob (05:07.151)
Yeah, that's what I thought it was too.
Beard Laws (05:10.448)
that only leaves three.
Yuban Whakinov (05:10.479)
Goot, try
Gute (05:13.257)
Rob (05:17.702)
I was just thinking a fucking bird. What's that? Is that a raven?
Beard Laws (05:18.657)
Alright!
Burley (05:24.477)
It's Fly Eagles Fly Fly Eagles fly dude. All I had
Beard Laws (05:26.869)
Fly Eagles, fly!
Yuban Whakinov (05:28.187)
fucking course.
Gute (05:31.627)
Woo!
Burley (05:33.833)
That's all I had.
Yuban Whakinov (05:34.305)
I'm so glad I went before
Rob (05:34.478)
That's that that sounds like you beens butthole right now
Yuban Whakinov (05:39.441)
Even on my deathbed, I'm still better than Burley.
Burley (05:42.845)
No doubt, no doubt.
Yuban Whakinov (05:43.867)
Get
Beard Laws (05:46.606)
That was good. Yeah, so can you tell us A or are you going to save
Rob (05:48.518)
That was pretty
Burley (05:50.599)
yeah, can we start a petition to bring the news back to the board game
Rob (05:56.134)
Wait, holy shit they did take it
Burley (06:01.555)
Why you think? Hey, Philly boy, why you think they did
Rob (06:05.412)
It's intriguing. I mean, it's obviously not for Colonel Mustard. It's not for Colonel Mustard, that's for sure.
Burley (06:07.523)
It's in a tree, yeah, it's in a tree, for sure.
Beard Laws (06:12.778)
Mm -hmm. Speaking of that, I was watching the Joe Rogan podcast. I don't know if you guys watched today's or the latest one that he put out, Joe Rogan. Never heard of her. OK, well, either way, he he was interviewing Chad Daniels, comedian. I don't know if you've heard of him. On the middle of somewhere podcast, anyways.
Yuban Whakinov (06:21.562)
Never heard of
Burley (06:22.111)
Got nothing.
Yuban Whakinov (06:31.11)
Thanks.
Burley (06:31.591)
Yeah, never heard of Rogan, but Chad Daniels for sure.
Beard Laws (06:35.426)
They were talking about a Robin Williams interview, or a commercial. I don't know if you guys have seen it and I would have.
Burley (06:41.821)
I love that the word noose brings up.
Gute (06:45.186)
You
Beard Laws (06:45.252)
I was trying to do a fun segue for you. He was supposed to do a commercial. He had one line to do and he went on a 13 minute, just Robin Williams obscure different voice just went off in all of these different characters. And you hear the director being like, okay, can we just say the line? Okay, I guess we're gonna go ahead and get a different actor. And then he'd be like, okay, no.
Yuban Whakinov (06:49.771)
you
Burley (07:08.287)
Imagine if he was the original Pudding Pops.
Rob (07:11.61)
Hahaha!
Beard Laws (07:11.903)
Gute (07:14.038)
You nailed it. You know, he comes up every week in conversation now, I feel
Burley (07:19.081)
Yeah.
Beard Laws (07:19.864)
Right here. I got it. I got
Rob (07:20.068)
He does come up a lot. mean, we do talk about killing ourselves more often.
Burley (07:23.326)
He gets hung up a
Beard Laws (07:25.252)
Yeah, we get hung up on Robin Williams occasionally. So this is on DailyMotion .com, which is ironic because the video is in no motion. Okay, we're gonna mute that for a minute and get rid of this ad. As soon as this ad, I'm gonna show you guys a couple of minutes. Again, it is 13 minutes. How the hell you skipped this ad?
Rob (07:28.207)
Easy.
Burley (07:45.968)
this bitch again,
Yuban Whakinov (07:47.813)
What the fuck is that?
Beard Laws (07:49.548)
Adobe. Can we skip the ad?
Burley (07:49.919)
Bon Bon.
Burley (07:54.45)
dude, this is Dailymotion. They don't play by the rules. Bitch got a beret on.
Rob (07:55.554)
Well, why you're showing this, please tell me you guys fucking watch the rest of Kill Tony. It was fucking hilarious. my fucking God. The faces that he made for Biden, I was dying every time. like Shane Gillis is hands down, he's gotta be the best Trump impersonator,
Burley (08:02.036)
Yeah.
Beard Laws (08:02.36)
Yeah, I watched last
Yuban Whakinov (08:06.694)
Yes.
Yuban Whakinov (08:19.562)
They should have left him on SNL.
Beard Laws (08:19.758)
It was pretty
Gute (08:20.194)
Well, looking -wise, yeah, Frank Kellyando is my top gun.
Yuban Whakinov (08:25.989)
I do like Frank Kelly and dough, but Shane Gillis has been top tier lately. Like, especially because
Burley (08:26.399)
for Trump.
Burley (08:31.571)
I think he's doing better because he did not go to SN.
Gute (08:35.148)
Yep.
Yuban Whakinov (08:35.331)
Right, no, I agree, but like they don't have a good Trump impersonation on, you know, SNL or whatever. So like he would fucking kill it like, you know, Will Ferrell did back in the day with Bush and shit like that. the, the crazy thing is too, I fucking lost my train of
Beard Laws (08:50.468)
That is crazy. you did you expect that that Shane? Would have came out as Trump. I saw the head thing. I thought they'd have somebody I would have never guessed it would have been him without reading the comments. I got it
Rob (08:51.259)
What?
Gute (08:51.926)
The fucking rails.
Burley (09:01.769)
I fucked up because I always start the show a little bit late so I can skip past the first commercial part. And right when I clicked on it, it was live and I showed it, I said, fuck.
Yuban Whakinov (09:11.397)
Well, he's done Trump impersonations on the stand up special and stuff like that. So I wasn't surprised that he actually did it, but the full costume was fucking top tier.
Burley (09:20.841)
Wait, have you never done his speed dating video? Have you ever never seen that? Trump speed dating?
Yuban Whakinov (09:26.294)
Maybe not, but really I'll have to check it
Rob (09:26.853)
No.
Burley (09:27.667)
it might be the funniest thing that he's ever done. Yeah. Trump speed dating. If you Google that, it's going to be Shane Gill's. It's the f… Because he did his own version of SNL basically. Him and his buddy. It's called Gillian Keeves.
Yuban Whakinov (09:40.901)
yeah, I know you're talking about yeah I guess I probably just haven't seen that one cuz he did the whole on the airplane or whatever and like he's like hey Don't don't tell everybody you miss him and shit. He's like tell him off He's like when I get down there you piece of shit Well, and with Frank Caliendo, I feel like he's more PG and so with Shane Gillis like when he's talking about We don't have mix or we don't have American tits anymore. They're Mexican. You just like the dudes fucking good
Burley (09:51.379)
Yeah.
Burley (09:57.907)
Yeah, this.
Burley (10:05.555)
Yeah, fentanyl tits.
Rob (10:06.728)
Fetnazits.
Beard Laws (10:21.719)
Okay.
Rob (10:25.19)
Hahaha!
Gute (10:27.192)
She's some terrifying.
Beard Laws (10:55.15)
pretty good. I hadn't seen
Burley (10:55.999)
It's like four minutes. It's great. It's great.
Yuban Whakinov (10:57.753)
You
Rob (10:58.98)
That is, that is, he, his, his impersonation, like that one was okay. The one he did on Kill Tony was like, it was two hours of top notch. Like it was almost indistinguishable sometimes the way he
Yuban Whakinov (11:12.113)
And that's like everyone that was, um, leaking the RFK phone call with Trump or whatever. And everyone's like, you can't fool me. That's Shane Gillis on the other line. Like that's, there's no way, but, to, switch it up a little bit still on the birthday theme. I did want to see if you guys can guess the top 10 ice cream flavors as Sunday is national ice cream
Burley (11:20.294)
Yeah, yeah.
Rob (11:35.933)
okay.
Burley (11:37.758)
feel like we've talked about
Yuban Whakinov (11:39.419)
Happy?
Gute (11:39.5)
Nope. Nope.
Yuban Whakinov (11:42.565)
Or did we rank?
Beard Laws (11:43.339)
I mean I eat ice cream.
Gute (11:45.388)
Yeah.
Yuban Whakinov (11:45.989)
I'm lactose intolerant too, so this is just another fucking issue, so.
Gute (11:48.376)
God damn.
Rob (11:49.584)
Dude, have you guys ever had the, it's like the pints and it's like gelato and you see like the mix, it's like chocolate, cookies, gelato and like pretzels. dude, it is fucking amazing. is the, I mean, it's the fattest thing you'll ever eat in your life, but it is fucking delicious.
Burley (12:00.733)
I don't eat that WAP shit.
Beard Laws (12:11.854)
I
Burley (12:13.309)
Gelato is OK for like three or four spoons. Like, OK, I couldn't fuck up a pint of gelato like I could some Ben and
Rob (12:22.854)
It's dude, it's basically Ben & Jerry's. if you look like it's the way it
Burley (12:25.151)
I like how Goot's laughing like he eats a whole pint. Everybody in here eats a whole pint except Goot maybe.
Gute (12:31.478)
I could try. Fuck
Rob (12:31.687)
Goots like.
Burley (12:33.279)
I saw you eat hot dogs, you're eating shit,
Beard Laws (12:36.447)
Hahaha!
Gute (12:36.874)
I more than everybody else here, except for you. You're swallowing this, motherfuckers.
Rob (12:40.174)
Hey.
Burley (12:40.927)
Fucking God!
Yuban Whakinov (12:41.969)
Now, I will be fair, me and Rob didn't bring out two cookie sheets either. We knew what we were about. We were like, hey, we're gonna do three. We went one up. So if anything, I think Rob and I actually did better, because I think you said 12. You did half of what you were supposed to, so. You know, some clarity. That makes some sense. That makes some fucking sense.
Rob (12:47.14)
That is true.
Gute (12:47.361)
I had high hopes.
Gute (12:57.367)
That's eight.
Rob (13:01.742)
I look, all I'm saying is, all I'm saying is, is I live my life by the hot dog code that I presented here, okay? I don't overshoot. I don't overshoot, okay? You know, because then I can under deliver, all right? We set the bar low to over deliver. That's how we do this, okay?
Burley (13:08.944)
I live my life one quarter hot dog at a time.
Beard Laws (13:12.706)
Yeah.
Burley (13:22.301)
Nobody over delivers the family.
Yuban Whakinov (13:25.007)
And I will also point out that Burley had the worst bun ever. Just barely even on there. I already watched that a couple of times. That was the thinnest bun. Fucking Goots over here fighting for his life with the thickest potato bun ever.
Gute (13:37.462)
Yeah, that was a fucking mistake.
Burley (13:38.269)
They were dense dude, they were dense breadsticks. What do you want me to do?
Yuban Whakinov (13:42.639)
It was still impressive. still like when I rewatched it too and I saw my face of I'm like, shit, I'm looking at the time. I'm like, I finished one in under a minute. Let's fucking go. I hear you've been at one, Robert one burly at three and I go get the fuck out of
Burley (13:58.975)
I'm very competitive. Here's the worst part, didn't shit for a day and it was just pain. It was just pain. It was pain the whole next day at work, And then I finally got home and then I still didn't really have to shit. I don't know if you've ever had to do this, Matt, with your bidet, but I shot water up there until it stimulated me to shit.
Rob (13:59.46)
How did your shit smell? They had to be ungodly.
Beard Laws (14:07.15)
Beard Laws (14:23.172)
I sit down if it's not quite ready. I do the pre, yeah.
Burley (14:26.909)
Yeah, I was just fired. Dude, it looked like a civil civil rights march in the 50s. I was shooting water up there so hard.
Gute (14:36.056)
You pulled your butt plug out.
Beard Laws (14:39.39)
That's gonna make you even throw up. no. no.
Yuban Whakinov (14:41.041)
Almost there. I'm good, I'm good.
Yuban Whakinov (14:49.17)
I had to clear that up. So did you guys want to get us the ice creams? We don't have to.
Beard Laws (14:49.335)
All
Ow.
Burley (14:53.775)
No, I'm into it. That just… That should be a clip, but it's not gonna make it.
Beard Laws (14:58.604)
Hey, I'm gonna let Riverside, if Riverside clips that, we'll full send it. was, right. You've been asked your question again, speaking of clips.
Rob (15:04.231)
that was too good. Jesus Christ.
Yuban Whakinov (15:05.936)
Here we
Burley (15:07.441)
Okay, I'm ta -
Yuban Whakinov (15:10.257)
Yeah. All right. So do you guys know the top 10 ice cream flavors as Sunday coming up is National Ice Cream Day?
Burley (15:20.371)
Okay, I know my favorite. Can I toss mine out there? Chocolate chip cookie dough.
Yuban Whakinov (15:20.432)
you guys.
Rob (15:20.88)
mean.
Yuban Whakinov (15:24.025)
Yeah, go ahead.
Beard Laws (15:27.754)
I think that's my favorite
Rob (15:28.538)
That is also my favorite as well.
Yuban Whakinov (15:29.179)
Chocolate chip cookie dough is number five.
Beard Laws (15:32.228)
Hey, top five, baby. We got to go vanilla. That's classic,
Burley (15:32.306)
Noice.
Rob (15:36.772)
Yeah, you get it.
Yuban Whakinov (15:37.467)
Vanilla number one.
Burley (15:39.741)
Mint chocolate
Beard Laws (15:41.55)
People love that shit.
Yuban Whakinov (15:42.922)
Number
Beard Laws (15:44.804)
Salad. Can we go 10 for 10?
Rob (15:45.274)
Gotta go straight Chaco.
Gute (15:46.829)
Peanut butter.
Yuban Whakinov (15:48.805)
Did Rob say chocolate?
I still can't hear, did you say John? It is two, sorry. It is two. What'd you say,
Beard Laws (15:53.592)
Yes, chocolate. Number two.
Rob (15:54.554)
Chocolate. All right.
Burley (15:56.959)
Should we say peanut butter goot?
Gute (15:58.22)
Yeah, peanut butter.
Yuban Whakinov (15:59.663)
No peanut
Burley (16:01.855)
Wait, it's gotta be strawberry for the Neapolitan. That's what it has to
Yuban Whakinov (16:05.745)
Goot, oh not Goot, sorry, Burley, with strawberry and Neapolitan. Strawberry number eight, Neapolitan number 10.
Rob (16:06.605)
Or is Neapolitan?
Beard Laws (16:10.818)
Ooh, a tupper!
Rob (16:10.959)
Yeah?
Rob (16:14.966)
Yeah
Burley (16:16.673)
sorry with what just happened last Saturday. Can't do that anymore.
Yuban Whakinov (16:17.681)
Think, think, think about the like, you know, a great value Walmart. Think about the basic bitch flavors that you usually see. That's it's not like waffle cone or, know, this bougie type of shit in the hog and dogs. It's. What was
Beard Laws (16:20.601)
Mm -mm.
Gute (16:34.402)
No, Rocky it.
Beard Laws (16:34.596)
What about cookies and chocolate swirl?
Rob (16:34.63)
chocolate swirl.
Chocolate swirl.
Yuban Whakinov (16:38.993)
Good gas, but no. That is a good
Burley (16:41.087)
Oh wait, there's a top 10? I thought we were doing top five. Okay, we're still guessing.
Yuban Whakinov (16:44.689)
Top 10. Cookies and cream number
Beard Laws (16:44.708)
Cookies and cream.
Rob (16:46.593)
yeah.
That's a good
Beard Laws (16:49.207)
That's a tip top tier. Ooh.
Gute (16:50.168)
about Rocky Road?
Yuban Whakinov (16:52.601)
not an option surprisingly.
Burley (16:55.167)
Can you imagine how disgusting Rocky Road would be if they did it in soft serve? How disgusting it would look coming out of that little machine.
Beard Laws (17:02.124)
It looked like the squatty potty commercial.
Yuban Whakinov (17:05.999)
Now,
Rob (17:06.641)
Now I'm going to go a disgusting flavor here and say
Yuban Whakinov (17:10.927)
That is not an option, but there would be one that you would have today.
Beard Laws (17:11.578)
a can?
Rob (17:12.496)
Cause I know people that like it and it's disgusting.
Burley (17:15.487)
Coffee?
Yuban Whakinov (17:16.793)
No, no, again. So think about what's a flavor that you would probably have today, Rob.
Beard Laws (17:17.9)
Thank
Rob (17:21.296)
Chocolate chip.
Beard Laws (17:26.392)
birthday cake.
Burley (17:27.039)
Steak cake. That's a flavor of ice cream.
Yuban Whakinov (17:27.269)
Birthday cake number seven. It's the worst. It is the fucking
Beard Laws (17:29.048)
That made… Remember? They went birthday cake everything. They went birthday cake goldfish for Christ sakes. Ugh.
Rob (17:29.125)
Rob (17:33.134)
I actually really enjoy it.
Gute (17:36.387)
It's confetti now, isn't it? It's confetti birthday cake
Yuban Whakinov (17:38.255)
Mm -hmm. It's
Rob (17:40.014)
Yeah, they had birthday cake Oreos.
Burley (17:42.697)
Wait, is this ice cream cake?
Yuban Whakinov (17:44.667)
Nope, ice cream flavors. Birthday cake is an ice cream flavor.
Rob (17:45.572)
No, flavors.
Beard Laws (17:45.688)
just ice
Gute (17:48.393)
some marshmallow on
Burley (17:48.637)
All right. As a fat man, I feel like I'm letting my people
Beard Laws (17:50.008)
Wow. Burley doesn't, Burley doesn't
Yuban Whakinov (17:51.833)
Yeah, we still have two left. No, no marshmallows. Now one I would say is pretty, these are both kind of different flavors,
Rob (17:52.034)
I did it.
Gute (17:53.35)
How about Marshmallow?
Burley (18:01.467)
It's gonna be like butterscotch or something
Yuban Whakinov (18:05.634)
No, but there you go. Buttered butter pecan.
Beard Laws (18:06.488)
Pocon, pecan, however you say it. Teamwork, wherever you
Rob (18:11.083)
Ooh, teamwork. Teamwork makes the dream work.
Burley (18:11.783)
Whammy!
Yuban Whakinov (18:13.647)
Now this one might be popular in Canada.
Beard Laws (18:17.763)
Maple.
Burley (18:18.003)
maple syrup?
Yuban Whakinov (18:19.223)
No, think about an animal, big ol' animal
Beard Laws (18:22.542)
Beaver. Moose tracks?
Yuban Whakinov (18:23.429)
What's the type of ice cream? Moose, what? Moose tracks.
Rob (18:23.61)
Moose tracks?
Burley (18:25.215)
Moose knuckle. that was close.
Rob (18:29.478)
Can you just not hear me?
Burley (18:31.807)
I'm just
Yuban Whakinov (18:34.863)
I didn't hear you.
Rob (18:35.056)
No! You can't hear a word I'm saying, can you?
Beard Laws (18:35.219)
It
Yuban Whakinov (18:39.331)
It's every time that you and Burley talk, it puts Burley ahead. can't hear you. pushes him through. No, you're good. It's just a delay. So I thought
Burley (18:45.097)
Sorry. It's his birthday. Any other time. don't give a fuck.
Beard Laws (18:52.173)
It's good. It's good over
Rob (18:52.57)
He's got that big ice cream energy.
Burley (18:55.615)
Small penis though.
Yuban Whakinov (18:58.097)
It's what you get for wishing me to die is what it is.
Rob (19:04.762)
Dude, shout out to Angel's Envy, by the way. This is, so I bought, that was like a hundred dollar bottle. I bought it for New Year's. I had it, that was the last time I had it was New Year's. I felt like I did a show with you guys or something. Maybe it me and Burley. I don't know when the fuck I did it, but, and then this is the second time I've had it and it's just, it's so fucking good. I mean, it's absurdly, it's absurdly expensive, but it is like, it just sets, it's a league difference from everything else you're gonna drink. And I love,
Burley (19:24.937)
I love Angel's MV,
Rob (19:34.03)
Standard whiskies. This is just on a whole nother
Beard Laws (19:37.24)
And it's a treat yourself whiskey. It's not an everyday drinker. You know what I mean? Unless you're a
Gute (19:39.989)
Exactly.
Rob (19:40.442)
Yeah. Yeah, no, I'm not. It's like, you
Gute (19:44.178)
Yeah, tonight I got a Elijah's Craig's Ry.
Rob (19:47.888)
That's good. I drink a lot of Rye's. I like the Rye. Like Bullet Rye is my standard whiskey that I drink here. I can just buy a handle and it'll last fucking forever. But you know, I have a couple random ones, but the Angel's Envy, that's, you know, the treat, treat yourself whiskey, you know?
Beard Laws (20:06.412)
of cell.
Yuban Whakinov (20:06.673)
Now, do you know who you share a birthday with, celebrity -wise?
Rob (20:13.742)
I do not.
Beard Laws (20:15.364)
Somebody did their homework.
Yuban Whakinov (20:16.849)
The Hoff, David Hasselhoff. I believe turn, now I gotta figure out, I didn't put the age of what he was, I probably should have, but I think, I think he turned 80? David Hasselhoff, 72, 72 years old today.
Rob (20:19.277)
Ooooo
Burley (20:23.091)
Germany's favorite music artist.
Gute (20:24.888)
I know, I love that song.
Burley (20:29.343)
No way he's 80.
Rob (20:32.043)
He was getting up there.
Beard Laws (20:32.292)
was gonna guess 69. I didn't think he ever evolved from 69.
Gute (20:35.66)
Ha
Yuban Whakinov (20:35.781)
you
Burley (20:36.083)
When we never do!
Beard Laws (20:37.76)
Ayo!
Yuban Whakinov (20:39.521)
Then, ol' uh, Donald Sutherland, who recently passed away, nobody I don't think had on their list. Uh, he would have celebrated his birthday today, I think 90 -something. Uh, Luke Bryan.
Rob (20:48.218)
That's why we didn't pick them. I mean, that would have screwed us. Yeah.
Burley (20:50.739)
going for points here. Do you want to explain where we're at on that? We didn't get to talk about it in the show, did we? Did we? All right, listen, it all kind of runs
Yuban Whakinov (20:51.953)
No.
Gute (20:52.063)
Exactly.
Gute (20:56.697)
The intro.
Yuban Whakinov (20:58.051)
do we have the graphic?
Do we have the graphic for the death pool that we can bring up because somebody in here scored some fucking points. Not on Donald Sutherland, but we want Shannon Doherty.
Beard Laws (21:04.792)
Yup.
Beard Laws (21:10.82)
Who was that? No.
Rob (21:13.542)
I'm so mad because that was my pick and you took it right before me, you bastard. Actually, it was Tasha's pick. It was Tasha's pick. The chick that died had breast cancer.
Gute (21:18.892)
Speaking of Sutherland…
Burley (21:19.167)
Kind of like God did last weekend.
Gute (21:25.792)
I did see invasions of the body snatchers last night for Donald Sutherland in theaters. It was awesome. It's awesome, dude. It's fucking amazing. It's like, imagine the thing with John Carpenter remake wise. That's one of the, probably that's the, probably say the second best remake of a movie. It's very, very good. Invasions of the body snatchers.
Burley (21:30.451)
that go? I've seen that movie. I've known of that movie. Never
Rob (21:44.176)
What movie was
Rob (21:47.774)
they remade
Gute (21:49.16)
No, I saw the remake with Donald Sutherland last night in theaters.
Burley (21:52.959)
It's a movie about Weinstein.
Rob (21:53.9)
shit.
Gute (21:55.212)
No.
Rob (21:57.078)
We, did you guys see that the table movie yet? That's in Spanish? Yeah, dude, it's so fucked up.
Gute (22:02.444)
The coffee table? No.
I saw long legs. I've been with my work stuff. I have to get out the house. So I go to the movies a lot. fantastic. You'll enjoy it. Very good.
Rob (22:11.19)
I was long legs because we want to see that. Good. I'm actually really excited for Deadpool. Like that's I really like I think we've seen both in the theater. Problem is, is the theater that we have is they're their seats are so fucking comfortable. It's like one of those old AMCs that they redid. So the theater is relatively small. But like the seats are red leather chairs that you can fucking electronically move.
Gute (22:18.722)
Same here.
Gute (22:23.544)
Copy, copy.
Gute (22:32.256)
Nice.
Yuban Whakinov (22:37.393)
Yeah.
Rob (22:40.452)
And you can very easily fall asleep in there, like
Burley (22:43.923)
What'd you just click, Eubin?
Gute (22:45.12)
I know, right? I'm sitting at Thursday night, Rob.
Yuban Whakinov (22:46.745)
I clicked something.
Rob (22:50.244)
Yeah, let me know because I really want to see
Yuban Whakinov (22:50.385)
I clicked my mic to mute it so I could spit in the trashcan.
Gute (22:52.587)
Alright, which one?
Much won.
Burley (22:56.403)
And then you clicked it again and it picked up something loud. I was like, I damn near threw my arms in the air because I thought you were going to puke. I was like, no, no.
Gute (23:04.328)
I thought I heard an airplane sound. Rob, which movie you talking about? Yeah, I'll see. Okay. I'll text you. I'll message you privately.
Yuban Whakinov (23:04.564)
It was probably the trash.
Rob (23:08.346)
Deadpool.
Rob (23:12.43)
Yeah, then what? Yeah, yeah, I gotta see. Gotta see the big dong, the big good dong. And then what's the other one that's coming out to the trap from Night Shyamalan?
Beard Laws (23:12.807)
Message him your
Gute (23:21.762)
Twisters this Friday. You got Twisters this week and then yeah, August 2nd is Trap. It's very good.
Yuban Whakinov (23:28.421)
That looks good.
Rob (23:30.202)
We saw his
Gute (23:32.95)
The Watchers.
Rob (23:35.846)
I mean, it was cool and it was different. now own it, you know, because I, you know, that's how they get you. It's either $20 a rent or $25 to buy. And I'm like, well, I'm not just going to Look at fucking Burley's. What Burley, what are you doing there? Hilarious. On the board.
Burley (23:36.255)
story about
Gute (23:46.786)
Gotcha.
Beard Laws (23:52.28)
I don't know. It's like he's cleaning it off his mic.
I know on the far right on the image.
Burley (24:02.301)
No telling. I lost my arm to diabetes.
Rob (24:03.784)
D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D
Beard Laws (24:04.9)
Rob's
Rob (24:09.038)
Yeah,
Beard Laws (24:10.724)
What do you have in your, Rob was so toasty he was trying to drink the drink on a shirt it looks
Burley (24:10.911)
I don't remember picking Amanda Bynes.
Rob (24:18.906)
Holy shit, is my, does my cup like match the shirt?
Beard Laws (24:23.015)
I don't know what's going on. Can we talk about human?
Gute (24:24.404)
I have no idea.
Rob (24:24.846)
What is going on?
Yuban Whakinov (24:28.293)
Yeah, what is up with me? What the fuck?
Burley (24:30.611)
Wait, was that the night? Was that in the truck night?
Beard Laws (24:32.268)
Yeah, I could. No, that's the background.
Gute (24:34.238)
No, no. Yeah. Jesus Christ.
Burley (24:38.879)
He was in and out. He was in and out like also.
Yuban Whakinov (24:38.926)
yeah, no
No, I was mainly in the truck chasing that chicken. Yay.
Gute (24:44.364)
The Brewster.
Burley (24:44.607)
cock.
Beard Laws (24:45.54)
That was the night, yeah. There was Tony.
Rob (24:48.954)
Matt always manages to get the best still shots of us.
Burley (24:52.083)
Who the fuck is that guy at the bottom?
Gute (24:54.092)
Ha ha ha!
Beard Laws (24:54.276)
I it's it's I I really love looking through our videos and Finding for the for the thumbnails. I like I genuinely enjoy
Gute (24:57.08)
Okay, Conor McGregor.
Burley (24:59.239)
What'd say?
Gute (25:08.46)
could tell.
Rob (25:08.678)
Cuz we're always doing something though. yeah, it's great. It's fantastic
Beard Laws (25:10.552)
Did you like yours last week, Rob?
Burley (25:15.071)
I wish I had taken notes because I did watch last week's show and there were so many things I wanted to say and I don't even want to bring them up this way because it won't make sense. But yeah, there are so many funny things I could have said in that whole thing. was going, God damn it, that would have been a good one.
So that was me. I was, felt extreme FOMO last week, but you didn't, you
Yuban Whakinov (25:34.437)
Cheers.
Beard Laws (25:36.516)
It's
Yuban Whakinov (25:40.133)
We missed you. So, power's back on though. Center Pointless is, they're doing their thing, getting you guys back restored.
Burley (25:47.199)
So apparently two of the, people are attacking the fucking linemen here. Like they're getting that frustrated because there's still like 200 and something thousand people without power still right now, this very second. And people are like fucking attacking these guys that are in from out of state trying to fucking two guys got fucking given water bottles with fentanyl in them. Pretty solid, pretty solid. Few haven't been jumped, you
Beard Laws (26:08.636)
shit.
Rob (26:13.254)
would love to see who they got the bottles of water.
Burley (26:16.263)
Ooh, let's take a guess, Rob. Why don't you
Rob (26:20.034)
If it's a homeless person, I probably would take water. No. I wouldn't even as a homeless person take water from another homeless
Burley (26:23.837)
You taking water from a homeless person?
Here's a fun fact.
Burley (26:32.989)
Let's roundtable this one fellows because I can't get an answer. Have you ever let's play have you ever? Here's something I've never seen. I've never seen a homeless Mexican person begging for change.
Gute (26:39.276)
Ha
Gute (26:46.858)
I have.
Yuban Whakinov (26:47.153)
Oh, 100%. I grew up in Las Vegas. Tons.
Burley (26:51.103)
That's racist.
Gute (26:51.766)
Yeah, I have.
Yuban Whakinov (26:52.101)
No, just not more diversity in Las Vegas than Northwest Missouri, unfortunately.
Rob (26:57.05)
Yeah, I've never seen one either.
Burley (26:58.983)
I live in Mexico and I've never seen one. No, no, Home Depot doesn't count.
Gute (27:01.45)
I live in the skull.
Beard Laws (27:05.39)
I
Gute (27:06.808)
I saw it in El Salvador when I was down
Burley (27:08.841)
Different man, don't you ever tell a Mexican they'll over Salvadorian. I'll tell you what right now
Rob (27:11.319)
Hehehehehe
Gute (27:13.056)
I know.
Beard Laws (27:15.94)
What are they gonna do, beat Gouda? Doubt it.
Burley (27:17.533)
Maybe. What's green in Spanish?
Gute (27:22.572)
Verde
Beard Laws (27:22.692)
Verde.
Rob (27:23.834)
Verde. Let me ask you guys something, speaking of birthdays, what's the age you guys think is the optimal age to have your shit together as a human? Like, know your purpose in life.
Burley (27:24.221)
Yeah, Verde Beret.
Beard Laws (27:42.67)
Fuck, I haven't found it
Yuban Whakinov (27:43.973)
Me neither.
Burley (27:44.091)
Yeah, I realized in my late 20s that my parents definitely didn't know what the fuck they had going on because I had no idea what the fuck's going on in my life and I still don't. It's still.
Rob (27:45.242)
I knew you were gonna say that, that's why I'm asking.
Rob (27:54.264)
Yep.
Beard Laws (27:55.428)
I'm gonna say 36, 36 popped in my head. Shout out to Jerome Bettis. I'm going with
Burley (28:00.552)
Didn't he kill somebody?
Rob (28:00.687)
J
Beard Laws (28:02.338)
No, dude. I don't know. We're in a bus?
Gute (28:02.686)
That was Troll Davis.
Yuban Whakinov (28:03.835)
feel like I had to have.
Rob (28:05.247)
You're talking about Ray Lewis. Ray Lewis definitely killed somebody.
Yuban Whakinov (28:10.031)
He did.
Beard Laws (28:10.132)
Allegedly. That was OJ Simpson. But at least like somebody else say something. Rob, you talk. He can't talk over you on your birthday.
Rob (28:11.841)
Oooooh!
Burley (28:20.456)
Yeah.
yeah, I don't think anybody really has their shit together unless you're some sort of titan of business. And I still think that they probably deal with some fucking, yeah, I think you have to be a real sociopath to have no, self doubt or anything like that.
Beard Laws (28:37.902)
Yeah.
Yuban Whakinov (28:38.405)
Yeah.
Burley (28:38.727)
And fun, fun. Wait, which one's the one that you feel no emotion towards anything
Gute (28:42.988)
We could talk afterwards, Burley. I can't say that's out loud live.
Burley (28:47.723)
he's about to say the N word everybody.
Gute (28:48.6)
No.
Beard Laws (28:49.73)
Yes. Allegedly.
Rob (28:52.646)
I think that's I think that's a psychopath
Yuban Whakinov (28:53.467)
So what, having no empathy, you're…
Burley (28:56.829)
Like what was the Joker? He was a not a psychopath. He was a narcissist. That's the one that like they don't give a fuck. They'll go through anybody no matter what type of thing,
Gute (28:59.679)
An anarchist.
Yuban Whakinov (29:00.273)
narcissist?
Beard Laws (29:02.218)
and
Gute (29:04.436)
That's Jared Leto's anarchist.
Rob (29:09.294)
No, it's not. Narcissists think like… Yeah, okay.
Burley (29:11.209)
Y 'all are focused on the wrong part of the story. What's the part? I said the Joker and y 'all went everywhere. is the attitude trait that is like, you don't give a fuck about anybody. You'll climb over anybody. You'd stab your own mother to get you what you want. What is that trait? Is that a narcissist? Sociopath? What is it? People are screaming at their radios right
Yuban Whakinov (29:37.777)
I know, I'm so stupid I can't think of what it means.
Beard Laws (29:38.392)
Mm -hmm. People who make,
Rob (29:41.7)
mean, hopefully they're not screaming at their radios. That'd be weird.
Beard Laws (29:46.818)
I hope they
Burley (29:48.445)
I do. I scream in my car all the time. Also the people of different races and other cars that cut me
Gute (29:53.592)
the whole
Yuban Whakinov (29:54.734)
That is the thing is I become very racist behind the wheel. I don't mean to, but usually if I can tell that you're an old lady or anything like that, I'm sexist. I'm ageist. I'm racist. Everything behind the
Beard Laws (29:58.634)
Is… I Googling the wrong thing?
Burley (29:58.708)
yeah, dude.
Make a villain, is
Burley (30:08.041)
Look up what a narcissist is.
Rob (30:10.982)
Narcissists just like care about only themselves and then they make you
Burley (30:14.719)
narcissistic.
Beard Laws (30:17.582)
personality trait that characterized by an excessive focus on oneself and one's own need often at the expense of other.
Burley (30:21.415)
I'll take the expensive us. Okay. Now who remembers why I brought this up? Because
Rob (30:27.396)
I also
Beard Laws (30:28.898)
You're saying the age of, you know,
Burley (30:31.079)
yeah. I think you have to be a real narcissist to like really like have zero self doubt at
Gute (30:31.608)
You have your shit together?
Gute (30:40.442)
I've been through a lot in my life. have, I don't have that problem.
Yuban Whakinov (30:40.655)
Yeah, I
Rob (30:41.382)
I
Burley (30:44.863)
You have any self doubt at all? You know where you're going no matter what, no matter which way the wind blows. You know, then maybe do, you know what? It's time to look in America. You might be a narcissist.
Rob (30:49.862)
Shout out to fucking Goot Bro, cause…
Gute (30:56.3)
I don't see myself in the fucking mirror.
Yuban Whakinov (30:59.441)
I know a hundred percent. am a narcissist and I had to get my shit together early because I had my first child at 21.
Burley (30:59.953)
You
Burley (31:07.583)
says the guy who won't go to the goddamn hospital.
Beard Laws (31:07.982)
Mm -hmm.
Rob (31:08.368)
God!
Gute (31:09.718)
I know right?
Yuban Whakinov (31:10.191)
Yeah, fuck that. You know, I'm also conservative with my money.
Rob (31:13.188)
You can see his appendix right now. His appendix is just like flopped.
Burley (31:15.743)
His insides or his outsides? His in -trails or his out -trails?
Yuban Whakinov (31:16.209)
Thank you.
Yuban Whakinov (31:19.545)
I'm struggling.
Rob (31:23.556)
He shat his appendix out two days ago.
Yuban Whakinov (31:23.632)
the
I've had the same job for 11 years, so I don't see myself going anywhere else. Sometimes I say, what? Oh no, I'm very lazy. I'm content. Do I care what people think? Sometimes, I guess it depends on the situation. Other, like there's plenty of times where I'm like, I don't give a fuck. You know what I mean?
Gute (31:27.533)
Let's try.
Burley (31:32.327)
That's being comfortable. There's a difference. You care. You care what people think. That's the
Rob (31:37.286)
I'm lazy.
Burley (31:47.105)
care what your wife thinks of
Yuban Whakinov (31:49.133)
No, actually.
Burley (31:50.729)
So if she says, hey, I don't want you to do whatever, you just going to do it and just, that's cool. Would you leave her if it's something you wanted to do and she didn't want you to do it? Would you leave her? Cause the narcissist would.
Yuban Whakinov (31:58.254)
No, I care about it.
Yuban Whakinov (32:04.047)
Would I leave her if she told me not to do it? Depends what the thing is. You know what I mean? If it's unreasonable, then punch her in the face. I don't
Gute (32:09.888)
reasonable. We
Burley (32:10.447)
It's nothing's unreasonable because it's what you
Yuban Whakinov (32:13.275)
What the fuck was that? Did you guys hear that?
Gute (32:14.904)
There's a ghost saying you fucked up.
Burley (32:15.241)
No, no. Yes, it's like, hey, welcome home, it's the Lord.
Beard Laws (32:17.22)
I heard
Rob (32:20.006)
Your wife is listening to everything and throws a pizza at the back of your head
Beard Laws (32:20.395)
Hey, he's got ghosts.
Beard Laws (32:26.21)
The ghost didn't like you saying that, Yuvin.
Yuban Whakinov (32:28.314)
Apparently not. it's it's her dead mom fucking haunting me is what it is She's getting me She was never she was never a big fan honestly. She's probably the one that's attacking my appendix
Burley (32:28.413)
He's like, I'm gonna fuck with that bitch that is.
Beard Laws (32:34.85)
Mm -hmm.
Burley (32:35.103)
Jesus.
Burley (32:43.529)
How do you think she got up there? You think she went in through your mouth or your pee hole?
Rob (32:43.738)
Just
Gute (32:47.02)
Tot smaar!
Yuban Whakinov (32:47.217)
She's always been trying to see this dick. Look at these goosebumps. I'm fucking, got the cold sweats, everything else. yes.
Burley (32:49.289)
What a slut, dude. Jesus.
Rob (32:51.354)
Just remember, we saw Eubin go crazy live.
Burley (33:00.671)
Are you retarded?
Yuban Whakinov (33:05.369)
without hesitation.
Now, if I have to miss another day at work tomorrow, I don't have to worry about going to doctor. I'll probably just end up killing myself. Just fuck this.
Burley (33:17.545)
Do it outside so nobody has to clean that shit up. Let the chickens take care of
Rob (33:22.928)
That's true.
Beard Laws (33:22.948)
Can anybody make a chicken noise?
Burley (33:23.177)
Delete
Yuban Whakinov (33:25.135)
That's the thing is there's no fucking, there's nothing to throw up besides the water. Like that's it. Or fucking purple Gatorade that looks blue. I'd watch the chickens eat
Gute (33:33.41)
There's meat and fat around the fucking bone, man. They'll be happy.
Burley (33:37.363)
Yeah,
Yuban Whakinov (33:38.629)
I didn't hear what he said, god damn it. Fuck.
Gute (33:40.162)
Damn it. I said there's fat and meat around the bones. You'll be good. They'll happy.
Yuban Whakinov (33:45.113)
See, that's what I'm saying.
Burley (33:47.295)
See, have you ever seen that video of that person that cracked open an egg and just let the chicken eat the egg? We're all out of the shell. Took it from underneath this chicken's butt, cracked open the top and just fed it to the chicken right there. It's pretty wild.
Yuban Whakinov (34:00.427)
They do, yeah. They do, yeah.
Gute (34:01.301)
That's what they do. It's like protein from calcium.
Yuban Whakinov (34:06.021)
They love scrambled eggs too. You have some extra scrambled eggs, feed it to them, they fucking tear that shit up.
Rob (34:06.266)
That's fucked
Gute (34:11.5)
They fired over that mess.
Burley (34:13.033)
It's like eating your own cum,
Rob (34:14.96)
You
Beard Laws (34:17.1)
Hmm
Gute (34:17.382)
I won't know.
Rob (34:19.866)
I can't say that that's ever happened in my life.
Burley (34:23.507)
Alright then. They call me the chicken of the south.
Yuban Whakinov (34:23.683)
I know, I tried mine and it didn't taste anything like it.
Beard Laws (34:27.364)
Hahaha!
Yuban Whakinov (34:32.591)
You know what? You shouldn't have power. No.
Burley (34:37.897)
How do you think I survived when I lost everything in my fridge?
Beard Laws (34:40.942)
Amen.
Burley (34:43.615)
It's just like cake batter on my fingers.
Yuban Whakinov (34:46.186)
Burley (34:53.673)
Yeah.
Yuban Whakinov (34:54.445)
It should be a clip, but god damn it, it will be.
Beard Laws (34:55.17)
YouTube thumbnail.
Burley (34:56.649)
Mwahahahaha!
Yuban Whakinov (34:59.963)
There's kids outside. That's what it is. I can hear them fucking hellions. Is it too late to have an abortion whenever they're like nine?
Burley (35:00.124)
Beard Laws (35:02.244)
this.
Beard Laws (35:09.005)
I
Yuban Whakinov (35:10.001)
Hmm, well, I think in Kansas, you can drop them off at fire stations until they're 13.
Rob (35:10.449)
I mean
Burley (35:14.941)
Yeah, I feel like we talked about this before. Am I having weird flashbacks that never happened?
Gute (35:18.988)
It's a different show, brother.
Burley (35:21.629)
too many podcasts. That's a problem. On too many podcasts. Yuck.
Yuban Whakinov (35:23.215)
Is that what it is?
Rob (35:26.874)
You know what it is? It's because ours is on hiatus and you don't have like that outlet. feel like, it's just bottled up. You're almost like getting Tourette's.
Burley (35:32.487)
Yeah.
Burley (35:37.797)
Yeah, it's it's a real it's becoming a real problem.
Rob (35:40.454)
I'm sure your wife fucking loves it.
Burley (35:43.615)
Yeah. Hey, do you want to talk? You want to talk for a while? Yeah. We're to do 20 minutes on recharge real quick. That's literally what it's become though. It's like Kill Tony's happening, right? On Monday nights. And then I'll watch it till it ends at damn near midnight. I'll go to bed. then Tuesday night, I come home and just show her all the best parts for 45 minutes. That's every single Tuesday.
Rob (35:46.662)
Hey, how about retards?
Beard Laws (36:10.328)
You should, I mean, that's a pretty cool day. Break it down for
Rob (36:10.96)
Well, dude.
Burley (36:13.72)
shit.
Yuban Whakinov (36:14.865)
Cliff Notes.
Rob (36:15.056)
Dude, seriously though, the shit that they say to the random guys that come up is just fucking gold.
Gute (36:21.75)
heard that too.
Beard Laws (36:24.192)
goes human. that was a bad one. I can, I can, no.
Burley (36:24.355)
It's my favorite show to watch live turn on the mic you queef turn on the mic dude Please turn on the mic. Yes zoom in make him big
Beard Laws (36:39.295)
no.
Yuban Whakinov (36:41.381)
That one hurt the side a lot. That one hurt. Left.
Beard Laws (36:43.98)
Left or right? Okay, there's nothing really important on your left side.
Burley (36:48.327)
I think you got two of whatever you use hurting.
Rob (36:48.826)
Yeah, it's rights the liver, so you're good.
Beard Laws (36:51.224)
the your gallbladders on your right, your liver, kidney, all the important stuff's on your
Burley (36:57.363)
Maybe you have diverticulitis.
Yuban Whakinov (36:59.845)
Mom has that. That's… That'd be a bitch.
Burley (37:03.529)
passed down from generation to generation. Seen it a hundred times.
Beard Laws (37:03.716)
Did you imagine if Burley just diagnosed you and the doctors that you keep going to? Well, doctors
Yuban Whakinov (37:05.958)
She
Burley (37:11.037)
I bet you are surprised I even know that word.
Beard Laws (37:13.208)
No.
Yuban Whakinov (37:13.834)
The fact that you said it correctly too, honestly, is what's more impressive
Rob (37:17.016)
If you have that, I will fucking die, dude. Dr.
Burley (37:17.309)
Listen,
Yuban Whakinov (37:20.613)
Dude, you can't even eat. You can't even eat seeds on buns. Can't eat popcorn. Can't eat any of that shit with diverticulitis.
Burley (37:28.031)
The only reason I know about it is because a lot of people on the carnivore diet get it. So I'm just gonna watch
Beard Laws (37:32.012)
That becomes a
Yuban Whakinov (37:35.847)
I may not do anything until I'm just gonna keep losing weight. I'm just gonna wait until I'm like my high school weight
Burley (37:36.393)
Death becomes it. Yeah. That's what I'm saying, dude. I've said this a thousand times. If I ever get AIDS or cancer or something, there's gonna be a time period where I look amazing. Right? There's gonna be a six month period where I look awesome.
Beard Laws (37:54.404)
You think that many months?
Burley (37:56.349)
Maybe, dude, it depends on the stage, The world's a stage, man. Come on.
Beard Laws (37:59.085)
Yeah.
Rob (37:59.204)
mean, it depends on where the cancer is.
Yuban Whakinov (38:03.141)
You should do an OnlyFans saying dying to get laid. You know what mean? And just fucking just take a whole bunch of just OnlyFans with your cancerous body.
Burley (38:07.017)
I like that.
Beard Laws (38:08.193)
Rob (38:10.916)
You could be like the person they travel to to bang and be like, it'll be, you know, like it's the guy dying of cancer, you
Burley (38:10.974)
Just watch.
Burley (38:18.495)
I'm in. I had so many thoughts just then.
Gute (38:26.93)
you
Beard Laws (38:27.076)
They were going there and then I would almost thought, yep.
Rob (38:29.338)
Make sure you tell them to your wife tomorrow.
Burley (38:32.659)
Baby, can you fuck cancer into me?
Beard Laws (38:35.044)
Because then they're all gonna fuck it out of
Rob (38:37.754)
Tasha's like, what are you guys talking about? We're talking
Burley (38:41.203)
Just say these exact words. Burley wants to get cancer fucked into him. Say those exact
Rob (38:45.52)
Burley wants to cancer fucked into
Why? Just for funsies, just for funsies. She said that is fun. Carry
Burley (38:51.999)
For funsies. For the bit.
Beard Laws (38:54.18)
Just for this is all right, so I got a question for you
Burley (38:57.663)
I like how you've been hearing voices. It's fucking wild.
Beard Laws (39:04.288)
It is wild. He's he's not good. Yeah.
Yuban Whakinov (39:04.443)
There's some kids screaming all the way outside, I can hear
Rob (39:07.45)
There's no kid out there, bro. You're dying. You're literally dying.
Burley (39:08.721)
We can't hear dick.
Yuban Whakinov (39:10.671)
Well, because you're used to
Beard Laws (39:11.99)
Until we until we run it back tomorrow, then we'll hear everything to be dead.
Burley (39:15.721)
Just add in some stop burning me mom stuff in there in the background.
Rob (39:21.574)
Did we have a top 10
Burley (39:25.321)
We've changed the format.
Rob (39:27.364)
I know, I don't even remember if we spun the wheel or
Gute (39:30.432)
We haven't like three weeks.
Yuban Whakinov (39:31.045)
No, we haven't done
Beard Laws (39:31.138)
We have it in like a month. We can just for funsies. All right, I got a question for you guys. Since you've been dying and I feel like this is pretty relevant. If you were to die, what would your death row last meal be? You've been, you're dying. I know it can't be popcorn or poppy seeds probably,
Burley (39:33.023)
Been at the bottom of a bottle.
Rob (39:33.146)
Where have I been?
Burley (39:52.243)
He can't eat.
Yuban Whakinov (39:53.431)
I can't eat anything, anything sounds gross, but if more than likely what I usually eat, love nachos. So like nachos is the cheesiest of fucking cheesy nachos. that about made me fucking sick.
Beard Laws (40:04.168)
UGH
Burley (40:05.555)
The funniest answer is You know, a butt pussy.
Beard Laws (40:07.844)
You
Rob (40:08.045)
Hehehehehe
Yuban Whakinov (40:09.891)
Only if you're gay.
Beard Laws (40:13.787)
see.
Yuban Whakinov (40:14.522)
Man pussy.
Burley (40:15.741)
But because but do see.
Beard Laws (40:17.91)
Awesome, mostly.
Gute (40:19.638)
Chocolate starfish.
Burley (40:22.601)
Hell yeah, dude. Yeah!
Beard Laws (40:25.976)
Yeah, boy!
Burley (40:28.452)
I mean, dude, it's gotta be a, how many things can I choose?
Beard Laws (40:33.206)
It's your it's your last meal. So I mean, you probably get an appetizer. You get six courses. All right. I don't know the rules, but that seems
Rob (40:33.668)
you
Burley (40:35.244)
dude,
Burley (40:39.581)
Okay. We're going to go burger. We're going to really imagine you eating this even. Okay. We're to go burger. We're going to go hot wings.
Yuban Whakinov (40:52.175)
I turned it down. I muted you.
Burley (40:55.615)
So.
Yuban Whakinov (40:56.219)
I'll wait until you guys' lips stop moving and then I'll answer.
Burley (41:00.255)
Burger, Hot Wings, I think we go Bottle O Fireball?
Beard Laws (41:05.678)
Fireball.
Burley (41:07.215)
Okay. What else do I want? want something carby. I want something fucking starchy, dude. Tater tots for sure. Tater tots go hard. Just crispy tots. I don't want that bullshit that makes them soggy. What's the fifth thing? My first thought is pizza, but I thought you said five, five course, six course? man.
Rob (41:07.524)
ball.
Beard Laws (41:17.569)
So,
Rob (41:22.841)
Alright.
Rob (41:27.043)
He said six, but…
Beard Laws (41:31.276)
It don't matter. Whatever. I mean, it's your last meal, so just whatever whatever sounds perfect.
Gute (41:31.468)
Thanks.
Burley (41:36.381)
All right, you know, let's go six then. So I want to go homemade brownie because fucking brownies rule. Well, that's what fireball kind of was. And six is, you know, a couple of fucking Miller lights dog.
Beard Laws (41:41.112)
I was going to say you got to have a dessert.
Rob (41:43.034)
Yeah.
Beard Laws (41:50.596)
Alright, alright.
Rob (41:52.979)
Does shotgun count?
Burley (41:53.289)
going like, like you want to itch the back of your throat with a shotgun barrel? Just I got an itch back there really bad.
Beard Laws (41:59.746)
I don't think you can do that.
Rob (42:03.608)
Yeah, yeah, I got it.
Gute (42:03.691)
Hmm?
Rob (42:08.506)
God damn it, that's gonna be the fucking YouTube thumbnail. Now that's all I think about. With all the fucking facial expressions and shit that I do.
Burley (42:10.751)
Because we both went
Beard Laws (42:12.548)
Yeah.
Gute (42:21.677)
Happy birthday.
Yuban Whakinov (42:22.139)
only because it's your birthday.
Rob (42:22.305)
For me, it's an easy thing. It's a cheesesteak, obviously. We're gonna go pepperoni pizza. We're gonna
You got to get some standard french fries with whiz probably. Actually probably liquid American. Liquid American is superior to whiz in every way. 100%. Liquid American cheese is 10 times better than cheese whiz. But I normally will get them both because you can do that here because I'm a fat piece of shit and it is delicious on a cheesesteak. Got to go probably wings. I like hot barbecue.
Beard Laws (42:43.257)
Uhhhh… No.
Yuban Whakinov (42:44.337)
What is that?
Rob (43:04.944)
If I'm doing a dessert, it's cheesecake all day every day. This is not a dating profile. This is my last meal.
Burley (43:09.801)
There's so much dairy.
Beard Laws (43:15.608)
Could you imagine we're setting up a dating profile for Rob on his birthday on the show? Brilliant idea.
Burley (43:21.919)
It is pretty funny. Hi, my name is Rob
Rob (43:22.158)
and you just gave them an idea, thank you. If I get like Tinder emails, I swear to God. I like long walks on the beach eating cheese steaks and…
Gute (43:24.428)
How many, yeah. How many, like how many likes you get in an hour?
Beard Laws (43:31.63)
that like your emails everywhere.
Burley (43:35.263)
Let me put that American whiz on that pussy.
Beard Laws (43:37.326)
Yeah.
Gute (43:42.072)
They've done that in the radio before, I've heard that bit and they've done that the radio before.
Rob (43:47.686)
Dude, they actually on the radio, I think it was an Australian radio station. They would actually call cheating spouses. And I think I think someone like killed themselves or some crazy shit. And they had to stop doing it because how crazy it got because like they were like, I'm gonna fucking kill you. And they end up like fucking killing himself. And then I wouldn't do a dessert because I'm not like a sweets person. If I was, I would probably be 700 pounds. So I would
Yuban Whakinov (43:55.193)
Mm -hmm.
Burley (44:15.027)
You're dying, it doesn't matter.
Yuban Whakinov (44:16.709)
Didn't you say cheesecake?
Beard Laws (44:16.846)
Yeah. Yeah, you said cheesecake.
Rob (44:17.582)
No, I mean, just in general. said if I, said if I, yeah, I did say cheesecake. I'm not taking that back. I'm not taking that back. The best cheesecake. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do a fucking Trump impression to say in my life. And then,
Gute (44:18.54)
Hey, that's a cheesecake.
Beard Laws (44:23.342)
You're not gonna have a drink?
Yuban Whakinov (44:23.76)
I you this time.
Burley (44:29.981)
Cheesecake
Gute (44:36.086)
Damn Italians.
Burley (44:37.587)
I almost tried. We all went, we all went. Yeah.
Yuban Whakinov (44:39.547)
Do it, do it, just try it. We all tilted our head too, because he always says that, you know, we're all just like.
Gute (44:49.826)
So yeah, I'm surprised no one
Rob (44:51.097)
You have to get the wrist out like this, you
Beard Laws (44:57.624)
YouTube thumbnail.
Burley (44:58.779)
Yeah.
Yuban Whakinov (45:02.97)
Jesus.
Rob (45:04.58)
That should be like our punishment in fantasy next year. You just have to do the Trump dance for an hour.
Burley (45:10.025)
So wait, did you say you're six?
Rob (45:13.062)
no, I don't know what I would do six and probably just a case of booze Miller Lite or
Burley (45:19.561)
Hell yeah, like a man. Goot what you got.
Gute (45:22.882)
going fancy, I guess. No, fuck that. I definitely go bottle of Pappy's, filet mignon, pepperoni pizza, meat lovers pizza, bacon cheeseburger.
Beard Laws (45:23.396)
protein bar?
Rob (45:29.871)
Ooh, okay.
Gute (45:42.506)
a walnut bourbon pie and one more.
Burley (45:48.465)
I prison chef is good.
Gute (45:50.121)
Yeah!
Beard Laws (45:50.274)
Right. It has to
Rob (45:52.442)
Well, you said that we were dying, not that we were in jail and
Gute (45:56.663)
Ha!
Burley (45:56.895)
your last meal.
Beard Laws (45:58.274)
Yeah, I have
Yuban Whakinov (46:00.185)
I would rather have prison food than hospital food, so I'd rather be on death row. Yes.
Burley (46:04.087)
is that why you're staying home? You'd kill somebody.
Gute (46:05.346)
that's
Beard Laws (46:05.719)
Mmm.
Yuban Whakinov (46:09.817)
Yes, exactly.
Gute (46:09.992)
Definitely Wing, so it's my six.
Burley (46:11.911)
Wings, wings is
Rob (46:13.512)
Yeah, you gotta have wings.
Beard Laws (46:13.548)
Wings. Yep. I'm definitely going chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream. I'm doing soft pretzel with some beer cheese. Yeah, you fucked that up. Actually had a new cheese. It was a maple mustard something. Definitely going that. I'm going to go probably I'm going to go. I'm going to go with my classics. I'll never have it again. I'm going go with the Jenny latte. I'm going to do you would have thought I would thought.
Burley (46:15.303)
All right, Matt, what's yours?
Yuban Whakinov (46:24.047)
No.
Burley (46:25.427)
Damn it!
Beard Laws (46:42.894)
I'm gonna do a pizza. Probably gonna do like a meat lovers or something like, kind of good said. How many is that? Four? I'm gonna do a, I'm gonna do fucking taco or something. not, love tacos. Might as well go on a high note. And another pretzel.
Burley (47:02.577)
You really put it at the end. The funniest thing, in all honesty, if you're on death row, just I need a gallon jug of X -Lax. Just fucking chug it as soon as I die. Just let it go.
Beard Laws (47:17.038)
I mean, they're gonna get it out of you anyways.
Gute (47:17.08)
It's coming out either
Rob (47:20.836)
Yeah, the moment you're dead, it's just gonna gush the fuck out like a
Burley (47:21.065)
Yeah, but
But if there's a gallon in there, mean, I'm cleaning it out. mean, things are going to come out of me like I was God damn John Wayne. OK.
Beard Laws (47:32.162)
Yeah, kinda like Yubin.
Rob (47:32.544)
John Wayne at a Lil Wayne concert. See what I did there.
Burley (47:35.153)
Yeah, you've been got to just be dry heaving at this point. He's like a dick that just got a vasectomy
Gute (47:42.925)
shit. I'm dying!
Yuban Whakinov (47:43.161)
Yeah, it's just it's like frothy water.
Beard Laws (47:43.982)
Let's
Burley (47:46.057)
Yeah.
Beard Laws (47:47.598)
Let's do our eliminate five and let's get out of here before you've been is eliminate. What do you think?
Yuban Whakinov (47:50.833)
Let's do
Burley (47:51.047)
Lemonade five, let's go. Mikes.
Rob (47:53.924)
Burley, Burley, you missed Tasha eliminating one last week. On your
Beard Laws (47:57.742)
on your behalf.
Burley (47:59.359)
God damn it, I did miss that. I didn't make it that far, I'll be honest with you. I had FOMO and quit. I made about 30 minutes in. What did I take
Rob (48:06.086)
She got rid of the 3DS. She took out the 3DS. He said that's fine. It's She said it's gay. So you guys agree.
Burley (48:09.211)
Okay, that's fine.
Beard Laws (48:16.11)
Okay. So for anybody that doesn't know, to get you back up to speed at the end of each episode, we're eliminating five video game consoles. So far we have, what is the Colecovision, Nintendo, 3DS, PlayStation, Vita, Sega CD, Virtual Boy, WonderSwan, FM Towns Marty, Apple Pippin, N -Gage, Neo Geo Pocket are eliminated.
Yuban Whakinov (48:30.011)
Thank you.
Burley (48:43.9)
said about the engage.
Burley (48:48.731)
Alright, I got one. I was a PlayStation guy. Fuck Xbox. It's gone.
Yuban Whakinov (48:52.049)
Oh, we have two of them listed in the same 49 and one are the same thing, aren't they? Or is it the second
Beard Laws (48:57.604)
- Well, there's Xbox at 18. There's the Xbox 360.
Burley (49:02.195)
This is Xbox Series X.
Rob (49:04.902)
Wait, you're getting rid of the original Xbox? This motherfucker misses a week and he's gonna get rid of one of the top 10 consoles of all time. Oh my God, don't make me do it. Don't make me do it. I'll fucking do
Yuban Whakinov (49:04.985)
Also, I didn't know if it was the same device.
Beard Laws (49:14.008)
Yeah, that's wild.
Burley (49:14.367)
Rock the boat, bitch! Happy birthday! Happy birthday, motherfucker!
Yuban Whakinov (49:16.689)
early
early. Are you a PlayStation fan? Noted. I'm gonna go ahead and go with the PlayStation 5. I'm gonna go ahead and you go ahead and put the PS5. Boo boo.
Beard Laws (49:25.134)
Wow.
Burley (49:25.513)
Cool dude, you'll remember for another day and then you're not gonna be here anymore.
Rob (49:29.488)
Yeah.
Burley (49:33.435)
I never had a PS5. That's not the last one I had, so we're cool. It's all about PC gaming now.
Rob (49:33.562)
Daaamn, get rid of
Beard Laws (49:40.548)
Wow, where the hell is the PlayStation 5? Does anybody see it? Fair enough, can't read.
Rob (49:45.676)
All right, I'm gonna get rid of the Wii U because it was fucking a terrible system. I mean, the Switch is amazing and I think they to learn a little bit, but they didn't wanna give up the Wii because it was the best selling console of like all time for the most part,
Burley (49:49.3)
Thank God.
Yuban Whakinov (49:50.616)
good choice.
Gute (49:50.767)
We do!
Burley (50:03.711)
By the way, I just saw it just now remind me, the guy was at his house. was staying at his house last week. He has an OG GameCube with a bunch of games. I was like, dude, we got to hook that up one of these weekends, dude. Let's do
Rob (50:12.25)
Nice.
Gute (50:13.314)
Sim here.
Beard Laws (50:16.58)
That would be fun.
Rob (50:16.71)
Resident Evil 4 on the GameCube, dude. Legit. So, so fucking good.
Burley (50:20.201)
There's no chance he has that it's probably all basketball games. That's all he likes.
Beard Laws (50:25.106)
I have a limited edition Heineken Nintendo GameCube.
Yuban Whakinov (50:29.21)
Nice!
Burley (50:29.609)
No
Rob (50:30.116)
Nice.
Beard Laws (50:30.869)
It's You can't see it, but it's right there and I would get it, but I'm going to knock a bunch of shit
Burley (50:33.343)
I've got a girlfriend, she goes to different school. It's fine.
Rob (50:35.041)
Hehehehe
Beard Laws (50:37.06)
You son of a
Burley (50:40.681)
Really wish. Can you unmute him from your end?
Beard Laws (50:43.276)
No, I don't think.
Burley (50:46.761)
Just give us one, Eubin. Just give us one.
Rob (50:49.732)
Give us one heave, sir.
Yuban Whakinov (50:52.983)
I might get another one of these before we leave.
Burley (50:53.309)
Heave ho!
Yuban Whakinov (50:56.902)
Maybe.
Burley (50:58.655)
We're fun friends. We are fun friends.
Beard Laws (50:58.752)
All right, who's
Rob (51:00.067)
I w
Yuban Whakinov (51:03.397)
I'll send you guys a whole bunch of Instagram videos of me just puking nonstop so you guys can hear
Burley (51:07.385)
I will post them. yes, I will.
Rob (51:08.838)
He will put that on his story. Alright, what's next?
Yuban Whakinov (51:12.816)
Do
Gute (51:16.056)
Uncle 37, the Atari Jaguar, he's like a fucking city player.
Rob (51:21.102)
Yeah.
Burley (51:21.127)
Yeah, that was an odd one. Did y 'all ever play a Jaguar?
Beard Laws (51:24.402)
I
Gute (51:25.942)
I've no.
Burley (51:27.357)
I played at a friend's house and he had one fighting game and it was a fighting game you've never heard of.
Yuban Whakinov (51:34.693)
Nope.
Beard Laws (51:34.798)
Hmm.
Gute (51:35.381)
WAH!
Rob (51:35.814)
AHHHH
Burley (51:36.775)
We'll…
Gute (51:40.343)
I don't hear
Yuban Whakinov (51:40.409)
BWAH!
Burley (51:44.157)
Yes! Cut that. I want that sound effect. All right.
Beard Laws (51:47.716)
I don't want to hear that again. my God.
Burley (51:52.325)
have y 'all seen the, have y 'all played the new NCAA
Gute (51:56.513)
I have not.
Beard Laws (51:56.941)
No,
Rob (51:56.996)
I have not because it's console only.
Yuban Whakinov (51:57.305)
I have an older Xbox.
Burley (52:00.143)
Okay. but I
Beard Laws (52:00.61)
Mm -hmm.
Gute (52:01.41)
I didn't I didn't I didn't want to buy the deluxe version that released Tuesday, Friday, the regular version releases.
Burley (52:08.169)
I've seen clips about a bunch of bugs, but apparently there's a thing on there where your star player can be ineligible for a game due to a GPA. I was like, God damn, that's bad GPA, you're ineligible for this game. Nothing you can do about it. You know how mad that would make me?
Rob (52:26.65)
There's, dude, you're saying it's one of the best football games ever.
Beard Laws (52:30.381)
It looks pretty
Burley (52:30.441)
There's a lot of glitches. been, I keep seeing footage of
Rob (52:32.206)
Yeah, but I mean that's any A game, that's any fucking A game.
Beard Laws (52:33.998)
Well, they haven't released it.
Yuban Whakinov (52:34.043)
There's always going to be glitches on release days. They usually put patches out to fix them and stuff. So, but yeah, you have to have the new Xbox X or S I say new has come out like last four or five years. I'm about a new Xbox for myself in seven years and I went to go download it and it says your device is not compatible. And I go, I am not spinning five fucking hundred dollars to buy a new goddamn system, play the fucking game.
Beard Laws (52:53.892)
to play college football.
Rob (52:55.14)
I'm PC bro, I'm not gonna ever buy another console.
Beard Laws (52:58.198)
I'm gonna eliminate the Neo Geo CD. I never heard of it. I looked it up real quick. It looks like shit.
Gute (53:01.13)
ES5
Rob (53:09.008)
Fair enough.
Burley (53:10.823)
I I'm just going to start deleting things out of spite.
Rob (53:14.751)
Don't do this. We're gonna end up with fucking turbo graphics at number one and then we're gonna get the most hate on the internet ever
Yuban Whakinov (53:19.513)
Again, I used to have a TurboGrafx, they were nice. They were nice.
Beard Laws (53:21.347)
Yeah,
Gute (53:24.716)
Back in the day.
Beard Laws (53:26.52)
Back in the day!
Rob (53:26.96)
Dude, I'm sweating buckets. Like, I can see just how bad I'm fucking sweating. Jesus Christ.
Yuban Whakinov (53:29.628)
I feel
Gute (53:31.628)
Be the sweat.
Yuban Whakinov (53:33.477)
Hey, Rob, do you want to, you can take us out today since it's your birthday and I will probably puke by the time I get through
Burley (53:40.595)
Lord's taken him
Rob (53:41.402)
Great. Look, this is the best day of the year, guys. So I want to thank everybody for listening to the Body Wrong podcast today. I'm probably going to wake up tomorrow wishing I was dead, just like every other normal day. Tune in to all of our socials, Body Wrong. I'm sure we're going to have some great thumbnails available for you shortly, as well as some really great.
as well as some really great audio of vomiting. So as always, thank you for listening to the Body Wrong Podcast. Hit it with the outro, baby.
Gute (54:19.16)
Stay classy.
Burley (54:19.263)
Can we do a moment of silence?
Rob (54:23.174)
Can we have a moment of silence? Absolutely not.