Rob (00:03.604)
Dude, that was so weird. It's like shaded out and all, dude, right now, all you can see is your pupils. All you can see is your pupils. It's freaking me the fuck out, barely. Like, like his angle, all you see is his fucking pupils.
Beard Laws (00:03.626)
All that?
Burley (00:06.962)
It started at five.
Beard Laws (00:11.692)
What? Weird.
Beard Laws (00:18.897)
I see everybody moving. Should we stop and start over? Okay.
Burley (00:21.806)
No, we're here, dude. This is fun. I see everybody. Everybody's moving
Rob (00:23.9)
I don't know, everyone's moving fine. It's just with his angle, all I see is his black fucking pupils in the center of the, do you see that? No.
Beard Laws (00:30.924)
yes. Now I thought you meant, well, he's got his, he's got his safety shooting glasses
Burley (00:37.874)
Yeah, my shark eyes, dude.
Gute (00:40.886)
This was pouring glasses.
Beard Laws (00:41.148)
circus.
Rob (00:41.668)
It's freaking, I'm gonna have a nightmare about that tonight. Burley's gonna be in my fucking dreams and not in a good way. You know what I'm
Gute (00:47.168)
Those are his pouring glasses. Yeah. Those are
Burley (00:47.59)
Yeah, like all the other times, am I right?
Beard Laws (00:49.886)
And yeah, what's up? It's a body wrong podcast. I guess I won Rock, Paper, Scissors. I don't know if you guys saw it or not, but we're big fans of scissoring. So we all threw scissors. But yeah, buddy, wrong podcast voice you're hearing is me. It's Matt, it's beard laws. Joining me as always is Rob and a name I can't pronounce, but he goes by Max ABV and the drink o 'clock podcast. can say that drink o 'clock beer. Burley Rage and Pillage podcast, which is also co -host of you'll never guess
Rob (00:54.036)
Cheers boys.
Beard Laws (01:15.98)
Rob still can't say his last name. I'm not trying to be a jerk. I'm just not good with last names. It's my grip tonight. And we have goo, one of the co hosts shocker of the Triple T podcast and BAF as well. Burley, Goot, Triple T. We're all here. Unfortunately, you've been as not he's still under the weather, but there's a pretty good chance he'll make it back next week. Like 7030. 64.
Rob (01:18.27)
Woo, it's
Burley (01:36.582)
The weather is butt fucking him right now. He is he is is definitely he is the weather's bottom bitch. If you're to say he's under the weather, he is the weather's bottom bitch for sure. He is taking it hard.
Gute (01:37.268)
I know,
Rob (01:39.719)
Yeah, it's gotta be pretty humid.
Rob (01:48.458)
He is the last of a hardcore gay orgy, so
Burley (01:54.512)
Yeah, dude, he is the sloppy party bottom of what is sickness for sure. Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Gute (02:00.744)
Yeah, he's somehow still alive.
Beard Laws (02:01.782)
Yep. I'm still standing. He's a mother or under the weather, he is airtight, as some of them would say on some podcasts. He is airtight.
Burley (02:10.886)
Yeah, dude. looks like one of those Boston cream pies just kind of leaking out.
Rob (02:15.028)
So hold on, so Matt, you were saying he didn't…
Matt you were saying God that fucking that visual you were saying he hasn't drank water in 27 years
Burley (02:24.277)
Hahaha
Beard Laws (02:29.26)
I just made that up. Because remember a while back he was like he went on the explanation where he just didn't drink water. He would work, he'd be so caught up at work. He would grab a Sprite, didn't really eat and that wasn't that long ago, right,
Rob (02:36.424)
That's true. Yeah.
Gute (02:37.92)
That was.
Gute (02:41.45)
That was the one episode Rob missed.
Burley (02:44.379)
Hahaha
Beard Laws (02:44.844)
Rob (02:45.13)
The one episode I missed in a year is the one we reference
Gute (02:45.428)
I shit you not. That's the one, that's the episode he missed.
Burley (02:47.858)
It's like the key the key thing
Beard Laws (02:52.118)
So yeah, he didn't drink water at all. then we kind of all like he kind of slipped up and said it and we're all like, dude, you need to start drinking some water. He starts drinking more water and he's been sick since he's broken his ankle twice. He's been on a scooter. He's been in a boot and it's just, I'm sorry. I think I feel a little responsible for making him drink water.
Rob (02:59.562)
Yeah
Rob (03:09.012)
So we broke
Burley (03:12.754)
It's not your fault he got the Kade's,
Beard Laws (03:15.34)
It's It's not her.
Gute (03:16.757)
Is
Rob (03:16.778)
Like I feel bad if I drink less than 60 ounces of water, which I don't drink as much water on the weekends, but recently, so I gave up Captain Morgan and I'm doing what Tasha does. So hold on, it gets better. I bought a $300 fucking water tower, like a fucking water dispenser from Best Buy, right? And that was actually a better idea than what I've been doing.
Burley (03:26.77)
Poor fella.
Beard Laws (03:29.185)
Hold
Beard Laws (03:38.25)
and put Captain in
Rob (03:44.156)
So we mix water and vodka and we put a little bit, dash of mea with it to give it flavor. Figured it's probably more healthy. I mean, I'm still drinking, but it's more healthy than, no, no, no, no, no, no. Although you gave me a really good idea and I may need to do that.
Beard Laws (03:54.536)
In the big jug?
Gute (04:00.052)
That's all I was picturing too.
Burley (04:02.298)
Okay. As someone who tried something similar, try this. Do you like bubbly or you like non
Rob (04:13.158)
I like carbonation, we're used to it without
Burley (04:14.586)
Okay, get yourself some of those La
Rob (04:18.696)
No, they taste like butthole.
Gute (04:18.743)
thank you.
Burley (04:20.014)
Yeah, that's cool. It doesn't matter because you're still adding the Mio. So you just want the bubbles. It's that flavor of squirt water.
Gute (04:26.666)
What's Mio?
Beard Laws (04:30.678)
like zero sugar, tons of high fructose corn syrup, if allegedly if you drink way too much of it, you get go.
Rob (04:31.134)
Yeah, it's like fruit punch. You know, you do like two squirts.
Burley (04:36.016)
Nah, you're really… Okay. You've been talking to fucking… You've been talking to Yubin's doctor? No, but yeah. So trust me, I've tried this before. I've taken pure vodka and squirted Mio in it. It's too much. It's not good. It's tough to drink.
Beard Laws (04:45.66)
I am Eubens Doctor.
Rob (04:46.11)
We got Gout Captain Matt over there.
Rob (05:00.615)
yeah, no.
Burley (05:02.332)
But you need a mixer and that's where the bubbly old, you can do Waterloo or La Croix or whatever those bubbly fucking poppy, there's a poppy one out there that the kids seem to like.
Beard Laws (05:12.662)
So this is vodka club soda. That's my go -to, just vodka and some club soda.
Gute (05:13.302)
I've got Waterloo.
Rob (05:16.232)
Yeah. Dude, the water actually isn't bad. I mean, I thought I would be just the nice thing is, is with Mio, you could get a million different flavors, right? Plus two, if you really want to get fucked up, they have ones with caffeine in it and they're not stopping you from putting as much of that in there as you want. So it's like if you want a four loco, but it's vodka, it's like you can do that. But it's I do. I was just drinking too much. Like I went back.
Burley (05:17.964)
Yeah, yeah, I'm a vodka soda
Rob (05:45.93)
My evolution was, is I was drinking Zevia, which is like all natural soda. It's like poppy, right? But it's honestly, it's the best tasting, like natural soda I've ever had in my life. It's fucking delicious. No, Zevia. And then I went from that and I needed to save money because it was, I was literally spending like $300 a month. Cause it's like eight or it's like $9 a six pack. It's really expensive.
Burley (05:56.956)
Poppy?
yeah, that's pretty good.
Beard Laws (06:11.808)
Yeah, because it's too healthy, so they charge you more.
Rob (06:14.602)
Yeah. So then I went back to Diet Coke, which by the way, I was getting, I was, it was like always buy two, get two free 12 packs. I get 48 fucking sodas for the same price of like 18 of the other sodas. So I was like, I was like, all right, this is way more cost efficient. But I mean, I'm drinking way too much fucking Diet Coke. So I'm like, all right, Tasha recently started doing when she went back to do the water. So I'm like, all right, I'm doing that with you because
I'd imagine doing this for 10 more years will probably kill me to a certain degree. And I'm already doing enough damage to my
Burley (06:49.382)
Well, if this will this help? This is a real news story. Vodka is called gay water. This is from CNBC. Okay. Shout out to Alex Herring for bringing this story to
Beard Laws (06:58.38)
Wow
Gute (07:00.459)
Course it
Gute (07:04.246)
Look at that fucking logo.
Beard Laws (07:05.318)
Alex, follow him on Twitter, Alex underscore Herring.
Burley (07:07.538)
Yeah, this was this is from June 22nd, 2024. So you know, it's still, you know, dripping of pride. But yeah, it's yeah, it's gay water. The vodka soda is gay water fellows. So I guess we like gay
Rob (07:12.894)
relevant.
Beard Laws (07:23.468)
We're big fans of Gay Water.
Rob (07:25.29)
If you had to draw like what gay water is, what would it be? What would the logo be for gay water?
Gute (07:25.311)
Have you
Burley (07:25.33)
Big fan.
Burley (07:29.668)
Yes.
Gute (07:30.442)
what that looked like.
Beard Laws (07:31.484)
it'd be it'd be a canned water, maybe like liquid death or something. And then it'd be like, remember the Mexican restaurant where the person was doing the margarita out of the butt? It'd be like a nice, hairy butt that the water's being poured into.
Burley (07:34.599)
B.
Burley (07:44.114)
Why would just be a big black, veiny water hose shooting right into my mouth?
Rob (07:48.33)
You said, yeah.
Beard Laws (07:52.161)
Just squirting everywhere. I have a guy with a big beard and it's like parting the seas.
Burley (07:53.486)
Yeah, it's gay water.
Rob (07:58.73)
Jesus Christ I was picturing like what's the old -school like ocean spray logo when it was it was like a the wave But it's just in the shape of a dick, you know like attacking a beach
Burley (08:00.22)
That's gay water.
Beard Laws (08:05.287)
with that wave.
Burley (08:09.682)
just OJ spray.
Gute (08:15.136)
put some gay Korean shit or gay anime shit and just fucking have it
Burley (08:19.852)
yeah.
Beard Laws (08:19.87)
Mm -hmm. Yep, that'd be good. That's funny. Our brain went four different directions
Burley (08:25.308)
We are…
Rob (08:28.136)
Hey, hey, go we bought we bought tickets for Deadpool for we're to go Saturday.
Gute (08:34.377)
Saturday yep seeing tomorrow and a special fuck you to all the people still saw it on Tuesday and trying to spoil everything it's like I have to turn off everything but I don't want to fucking see the cameos or fucking end credits fuck all those people
Rob (08:37.481)
This is
Burley (08:47.954)
People are shitting on it, but then I looked it up, it still has 85%. I'm like, it can't be that bad.
Beard Laws (08:48.278)
Yeah, that's post here.
Gute (08:54.518)
It's not bad.
Beard Laws (08:54.708)
Wow.
Rob (08:56.202)
It's the first movie I'm gonna actually go to the theater in years because at this point, we're too lazy and I'm too old at this point, I feel like to deal with people and humans. I'd rather just rent it for 20 bucks, like a month after it's out and not leave.
Gute (09:11.177)
Ha!
Burley (09:11.196)
Yeah, I'm going to wait a month and then I'm going to own it for nothing because I know Captain whatever his fucking name is. Not Captain Ron. Who is it?
Rob (09:15.902)
Now
Gute (09:22.548)
And say no?
Beard Laws (09:25.1)
Captain Morgan.
Rob (09:25.322)
Huh?
Burley (09:26.256)
Yeah, Morgan. Yeah. Four of us took four guesses on that one, didn't it?
Gute (09:31.434)
Captain what, who? Captain America?
Rob (09:31.88)
I was like, wait,
Burley (09:33.527)
I I say captain wrong because it reminded me of Kurt
Beard Laws (09:37.448)
Yeah.
Gute (09:37.573)
I said insane -o.
Rob (09:37.886)
Here's the thing. the main reason we're going now and hear me out is because Tasha loves our local theater. I told you guys about the theater before where you could basically fall asleep. However, I didn't tell you about the part that she loves the most. And that's the fact that you could put your own butter on the popcorn.
Burley (09:40.498)
He's kept it in his window.
Burley (09:57.52)
Is that not a thing everywhere? Really?
Gute (09:59.388)
No. No.
Rob (10:00.626)
It's not. No. Most of the time, it's already pre -buttered. So, in this theater, it has the fucking butter machine. You hold the button, it sprays the fucking fake hot butter, right?
Beard Laws (10:10.464)
I thought you brought your own butter into the thing and I was like, you can just bring your own sticks. And I was like, holy shit, that doesn't seem… Yeah,
Gute (10:12.768)
same here.
Burley (10:15.17)
He's just shaving it like it's his parmesan
Rob (10:16.022)
I'm churning before I go in like don't mind me folks just churning the butter No, but so so basically that Yeah
Burley (10:21.01)
Yeah.
He's like, did you ever see Animal House? He's like, he packs his mouth full of butter. What am I? That's it.
Beard Laws (10:27.404)
Yeah.
Rob (10:31.786)
But the trick though to this, if you guys want the actual trick to it, and we saw somebody do this and I forget where we learned it, it was years ago, but you bring a fucking Ziploc bag, like one of the freezer bags with you, and you bring it to the theater and you pre -butter the bottom, you pour the popcorn in, you shake it, you pour more in, and you get a very evenly spread out butter, it's layered.
That's what she's obsessed with. Except it's also, you basically need to bring like an entire thing of like paper towels with you because it's just butter.
Burley (11:10.194)
Can we step this up? Can we step this up a notch and I'll take I'll make your life a little easier I'm sure you've seen this video online Where this bitch fucking goes and she has a little spray bottle about the yay big And she fills she fills it up with fucking butter at the little sting and then she just sprays as she needs it during the movie Yeah, you don't have to sit there and fucking
Beard Laws (11:22.922)
That's really big.
Beard Laws (11:31.308)
That's brilliant.
Rob (11:32.906)
But I don't think it's enough. I don't think it's enough.
Burley (11:35.986)
Humble your way like you're painting for gold like a goddamn prospector with your popcorn. I know that's what I'm saying You're having to you're sitting there being like the prospector. I how are you gonna do that with the goddamn? How you gonna do that when you got the goddamn a Deadpool mouth right there you get it how you gonna work that
Rob (11:38.484)
She's not doing it, it's me. I'm the one doing it.
Beard Laws (11:42.717)
We're trying to help
Rob (11:54.41)
Okay, I'm not spending 40 bucks on popcorn, okay? We're getting the standard bucket of
Beard Laws (11:56.62)
boo. Come on. Yeah. Listen, anybody listening, can we go to the Patreon? Patreon .com slash body wrong. It's not going to work, but let's get 40 bucks to Rob so he can get the fancy bucket.
Burley (11:59.696)
Why are you even going? Why do you even go?
Burley (12:08.53)
Yeah, I'll fucking send you a damn Jesus Christ have fun Yeah, live a little date Dude, do know people you know people go to the the theater and buy popcorn and then just leave don't even see a
Gute (12:10.068)
Yeah, I'll s we'll split it, Burley.
Rob (12:13.162)
It's already 40 bucks just to step in the building. Like how absurd is
Gute (12:16.298)
What? No it's not.
Gute (12:24.918)
It's a thing, they buy to go.
Burley (12:27.108)
Yeah, yeah, people have movie night at their house. no, people go and get like a trash bag of popcorn and leave with it over their shoulder like they're a hobo from the 20s and go home and watch a movie.
Rob (12:29.566)
You can get it delivered on DoorDash.
Gute (12:34.42)
Yeah.
Rob (12:42.9)
This is that is absurd.
Beard Laws (12:42.964)
Sweet. Not in Texas though. They'll shoot your ass. Yep. And your shoes.
Burley (12:47.004)
yeah, well still your popcorn. And your sneakers. Are them the new Charles Barkley's?
Gute (12:48.244)
Yeah, that's a f***ing big deal.
Rob (12:48.49)
are those knackers?
Gute (12:55.601)
That should have a telephone line.
Burley (12:58.268)
Yeah, if there's no power, there's no rules.
Beard Laws (13:01.612)
Speaking of Charles Barkley, did you guys know that he was on the 92 dream team? Do you guys know that the Olympics is coming up today? The day that this is aired, it's the Olympics. So I thought, and me and Burleigh were kind of on the same page, but different pages, kind of like what we would do with the veiny water and everything. I thought we'd do the top 10 most viewed summer Olympic sports.
Rob (13:02.174)
So…
Burley (13:23.57)
Before we get into that, just off of memory alone, because I know I'm already going to lose, but it's going to be funny. Let's all do our own version of the Olympic theme based on your memory right now. What's the theme? Neither do I. I just made one up.
Rob (13:40.476)
I actually don't remember it at
Gute (13:44.146)
It's not like Star Wars.
Beard Laws (13:44.81)
I only can think of it NBC. Hmm, I don't know. Yeah, it said Star Wars, now that's in my brain. So I guess I don't know.
Burley (13:47.962)
Bing bing
Rob (13:50.088)
that's pretty
Burley (13:55.705)
Hahaha!
Rob (13:55.932)
I know. This is the first thing I hummed in my head.
Burley (13:59.908)
na
Rob (14:05.438)
That's just bringing back the fucking Kill Tony episode. We're using Jurassic Park? Well fuck all you guys! Who doesn't know Jurassic Park?
Beard Laws (14:10.475)
RRRR
Burley (14:15.11)
Alright, I thought for sure there is a theme for the Olympics, right?
Gute (14:18.442)
Yes, but I got football in my head. I can't get that on my head right now. I got Sunday Night Football in my head.
Beard Laws (14:18.794)
Yes, it was.
Beard Laws (14:22.592)
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
Rob (14:22.984)
Yeah, I don't know what
Burley (14:28.86)
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. Yeah, okay. Hey You think that's
Rob (14:29.876)
Da
Beard Laws (14:36.652)
It was a… Yeah, 100%. It was John Williams. He sounds important.
Burley (14:41.196)
what'd they do before
Gute (14:41.387)
worse.
Rob (14:43.518)
Makes it Star Wars.
Gute (14:45.781)
Jaws?
Beard Laws (14:47.018)
You
Burley (14:47.33)
No, no, what song did they use before John Williams pinned it? like, we don't agree with some countries in these games, you know, stuff like that. for sure. Slurs plural.
Gute (14:50.134)
Who the f - some some ancient Greek Horus?
Beard Laws (14:57.834)
NNNN
Rob (14:59.457)
There is definitely a banjo in there and a racial slur somewhere.
Beard Laws (15:06.54)
So the song or the Olympic anthem was actually composed by a Greek opera composer, Spyridon Samaras in 1861 through 1917. The lyrics were written by…
Rob (15:06.686)
Welcome to America.
Rob (15:19.722)
Jesus.
Burley (15:20.668)
How long did it take him to write
Burley (15:25.138)
1861 to 1917?
Beard Laws (15:27.82)
That's how long it was and he wrote it for the first Olympics in 1896. So roughly a long
Gute (15:31.893)
No way.
Burley (15:33.084)
There's no way that's the first Olympics. They were naked wrestling back in the day. This is like an old Greek thing. They were boo -foo in each other.
Gute (15:34.708)
I know, right? There's no way.
Beard Laws (15:39.648)
Hey, I'm just going by what Google says. I know Google hand feeds you some stuff, but I don't know.
Burley (15:47.228)
Here, just go with the conflict, dude. Fight back. Fight back, man.
Rob (15:47.39)
Hey, did you guys see, did you guys see?
Rob (15:52.466)
Did you guys see that fat kids everywhere won with the Olympics? eSports was recently approved for the Olympics So there's gonna so there's gonna be fucking video games in the Olympics the fat kids win, baby. Let's fucking go That's true China China Japan Korea. They're all gonna win top three
Beard Laws (16:01.228)
Shut up, was
Burley (16:06.322)
gonna be all skinny Asians. All skinny Asians are gonna win. What are you talking
Beard Laws (16:10.764)
And then they're going to show
Then they're going to show America and it's just going to be like a bunch of fat kids that can't do the Olympic Village Walk. And they're going to have to do reinforced cardboard beds for these guys.
Gute (16:16.854)
Yes.
Burley (16:19.418)
Yeah, I'll hit.
Burley (16:24.38)
There's no podiums, it's all ramps. That's a ramp across the stage. Yeah, Beer Fest would be fun.
Rob (16:24.52)
You
Gute (16:24.554)
Right, yeah.
Rob (16:27.412)
Ha
Gute (16:29.974)
Make Mirafest a thing, that would be the fucking top thing ever. So the first Olympics took place in 776 BC.
Beard Laws (16:33.59)
That would be cool. That would be.
Burley (16:39.696)
Yeah, that's the one I
Rob (16:40.541)
Holy shit. Yeah,
Beard Laws (16:41.706)
wow. That's what was the theme
Gute (16:44.352)
the chorus singer.
Burley (16:44.946)
Open up your butt open up your butt. Let me rub it on your thighs Open up your butt. Yeah
Beard Laws (16:45.356)
What do you think it sounds like?
Rob (16:52.352)
Thank you.
Beard Laws (16:56.172)
That's when they created the lion roar.
Gute (16:57.066)
Don't die in the field. Don't die.
Burley (16:58.86)
Yeah My first three kids died in the field now i'm burying two more first three kids died in the field now I gotta bury two more. Yeah, this is
Rob (17:00.394)
Jesus
Rob (17:10.73)
You know, like, what are the number one causes of death like before like the 1800s was getting wasted and then getting lost and couldn't find your way home because literally they drank they were basically you even would have fit in really well. They drank more beer, which was mead than water because it was cheaper. So people were just including kids, everyone's just fucking drunk 24 seven back in the
Burley (17:39.)
Yeah, mean, dude, think about it. Every time somebody you knew or something bad happened to you, gods were angry at you, numerous gods. So it's just like, I stubbed my toe, Odin hates me, now I have to sacrifice my third born. It's just like, there's so much of that. My kid was born with a lazy eye. Great, now have to kill my wife. Freya is mad. know, shit like that. Yeah, dude.
Rob (17:54.802)
you
Gute (18:04.148)
Yeah, Athena was pissed
Rob (18:04.426)
Hehehehe
Beard Laws (18:07.308)
So it's kind of like the Amish then, I guess still, you know. I saw an Amish couple walking out of a local liquor store the other day with a very big brown bag. And I was like, I wonder what they have in there. The only thing they sell is liquor. I don't know. And it'd have to be enough, I would think that they would have to drink it on the ride home because they can't just show up to the house with it. There is a lot of Amish obviously near me.
Burley (18:10.866)
Yeah, dude!
Gute (18:23.648)
It's a tough day.
Burley (18:23.868)
Dude.
Beard Laws (18:35.068)
And there's a valley where I live. So when I take the dog for a walk, there was an aggressive amount of fireball shooters that I know those Amish are just
Burley (18:45.33)
They do exist.
Beard Laws (18:47.743)
Amish,
Burley (18:48.54)
Dumb and Down syndrome Amish. I was wondering if they would just chunk him in that valley you were talking about because they were not loved and couldn't build a barn.
Beard Laws (18:59.894)
haven't.
Rob (19:00.308)
Well, I mean, could you imagine if it was like if you grew up in Sparta and you you fucking popped out and you had fucking autism or even like a cleft lip, they would just kick you down a giant shaft and be like, deuces, buddy, let's see you later.
Beard Laws (19:15.776)
That's who built the pyramids I heard. They're super strong.
Burley (19:18.62)
but they also fucked a lot of each other. They were historically the gayest army ever. They fucked each other, dude. This is Harta. I can't, it's all in you, Just.
Rob (19:25.354)
It's true.
Beard Laws (19:33.834)
mean, there's nothing. Yeah, there was a lot of airtight going on back
Rob (19:34.132)
Not gay if you don't make eye contact.
Burley (19:39.57)
What was that Monty Python is the Greek guy's name was biggest dickest. Yeah
Rob (19:39.86)
There's a lot of tip touching.
Beard Laws (19:41.769)
Ugh.
Burley (19:50.426)
All right, we got a list, right?
Beard Laws (19:51.289)
No, let's go do this. Let's do your, you know? You got your, did you know, Lest? If not, I have it. Okay. Yeah. Well, I was just thinking, so, well, tell them, guess, what you found, because I found something much different and it fits the
Burley (19:56.114)
Yeah, you should probably send it in the chat. I totally wasn't prepared.
Burley (20:05.756)
Okay, so I found a list of games that were removed. They're always adding, right? What kind of shit do you think was removed from the Olympics?
Beard Laws (20:12.746)
like eSports.
Beard Laws (20:18.304)
I mean, if you guys look in the chat, don't look there because then you'll cheat and you know all the answers.
Burley (20:21.178)
Yeah, don't cheat. For sure
Rob (20:22.762)
I'm gonna go boxing.
Beard Laws (20:26.368)
They still have it.
Burley (20:27.058)
So I'll have
Rob (20:28.88)
I didn't think boxing was, I thought they removed it.
Gute (20:31.296)
How about a Greek or Roman wrestling?
Burley (20:34.95)
Nah, wrestling's still in
Beard Laws (20:35.37)
Okay.
Gute (20:36.33)
No, Greco -Roman. Like, does a specific type of wrestling. Greco -Roman? Yeah, Greco. It's more uptight, more clinching.
Burley (20:41.01)
Greco -Roman? What's the difference?
Rob (20:46.986)
What about fencing? Is fencing still a sport?
Burley (20:49.072)
Yeah, it's in
Beard Laws (20:50.156)
I think it's still in there, yeah. And this was summer Olympics specifically, I think, of stuff that was removed. So just, like, so you know what I mean? Just don't think winter in maybe certain things.
Burley (21:01.906)
Yeah, dude, by the way, Greco Roman wrestling, has been a blue ribbon Olympic event ever since the first modern games held in Athens 1896. Still there,
Gute (21:10.942)
Okay, thank
Beard Laws (21:12.01)
Wow. Interesting. didn't know educational show.
Burley (21:14.674)
I want to throw this out there just so all have an idea of like, it's not some shit you're going to think of right off the top of your head. For one of them is hot air ballooning used to be an Olympic sport. Okay.
Beard Laws (21:28.012)
I mean, that would be pretty wild. Imagine the coverage though now, like they couldn't cover that for shit back in the day, but with drone technology, let's bring it back. Wouldn't that be cool? Has to be. I mean, I couldn't imagine, let's see. Well, it's not any more boring than watching a 3 ,600 meter race around one track. That sucks to watch. I don't know if you've done that, but could you imagine?
Gute (21:35.708)
fucking sick
Burley (21:37.613)
But what's the - is it a race?
Landing it's gotta be the most boring
Rob (21:44.586)
How many people died
Gute (21:51.42)
Can you imagine the
Burley (21:53.34)
Well, no, because the runner's fucking muscles are all going and firing. All this is is some tub of lard going.
Gute (22:03.593)
Improv
Beard Laws (22:03.7)
Have you watched the distant runners? They're little things with no muscle. They're just bones.
Gute (22:09.49)
Improv and have a sniper and you gotta shoot, fuckin' shoot balloons off.
Rob (22:13.726)
That would be hilarious.
Beard Laws (22:13.824)
What if it was, what if it was, what if it was somebody who ever went the highest and back in the day, the technology sucked. So there was that risk of, do you really want to take the chance that it would explode and you would die? That would be
Burley (22:14.226)
I just did the whole
Burley (22:26.514)
How high can you go? That should be the sport. How high? Yep. Sponsored by Red Bull. Let's go, dude. Travis Pastrami, he's Jewish.
Beard Laws (22:29.098)
Me? Never. Without a parachute or with a parachute? I was gonna say Travis Prostramas in.
Yeah.
Rob (22:41.748)
What about mountain climbing? that maybe that was that was that a band sport maybe? Damn
Burley (22:46.242)
No, I toss another one out there. Solo synchronized swimming.
Beard Laws (22:47.392)
That would be wild. I'd watch
Beard Laws (22:53.718)
Dude, I looked this up. How pathetic.
Rob (22:55.262)
What?
Burley (22:55.666)
It's pretty fun. It's basically just by yourself.
Beard Laws (22:59.446)
to the music.
One person in a pool.
Burley (23:04.699)
Yeah, by yourself too, just soloing
Beard Laws (23:06.309)
Didn't they try it for one Olympics and they were like,
Burley (23:08.742)
Yeah, it was no bueno.
Gute (23:11.006)
Is speed walking still a thing?
Burley (23:13.124)
It's still there. I'll tell you what's not there.
Beard Laws (23:13.194)
Yeah. Know which one, I got one, sorry, I know the list, but this one was shocking to me was lacrosse. I know it's not a thing, but I mean, that's a pretty popular sport, at least I think in a lot of areas near me. I don't know how popular it is for you guys. Yeah, see where we are, it's a lot of reservations and they're really, really good. Like it's a big thing.
Burley (23:29.766)
That's preppy white kids.
Gute (23:37.088)
It's not called a cross.
Beard Laws (23:39.385)
It'll stick ball lacrosse. It's the same thing. They're really good. They go pro and shit. My buddies the GM for the Buffalo Bandits and they just want
Gute (23:40.305)
Yeah.
Beard Laws (23:49.024)
Big thing. That's the only sport that Buffalo's good
Burley (23:52.434)
I'm glad they don't have cricket in there. It's another one of those gay sports.
Beard Laws (23:55.948)
Fuck off, I can't believe that. Cricket's
Rob (23:58.868)
was gonna ask. I was gonna ask Cricket. That was the next thing I thought
Gute (24:00.01)
the
Beard Laws (24:03.764)
I was going to challenge that one. I was going to throw the challenge flag, but I believe Burley's list.
Burley (24:09.114)
Now here's one that we all played. Here's one that we all played as kids, for sure. I'm assuming we all swam as kids. Yeah, yeah. My coach always won. Distance
Rob (24:09.256)
Yeah, you're going to have to tell me because honestly, these are way too well. I don't know enough summer sports. I don't leave the house enough.
Beard Laws (24:19.5)
spin the bottle.
Burley (24:28.572)
Remember when you would just dive as far deep as you could to see who could go the deepest? That's pretty sweet.
Rob (24:29.192)
Wait. Yeah.
Gute (24:35.016)
I just did that this past weekend.
Burley (24:37.168)
Yeah, dude, I just like to do flips in the pool now, but I'm pretty good at
Gute (24:41.142)
I jumped off like a 20 foot, like a double tier deck off a dock and I jumped off, I went down at least 20, 20, at least 25 feet.
Burley (24:49.808)
Mm
Burley (24:56.284)
But no, this is talking about like from treading water dive.
Gute (24:58.056)
Yeah. No, it was fucking fun.
Rob (25:03.498)
I mean, that's pretty cool. would, and I'm sure with the technology now, that would actually probably be pretty cool to watch.
Beard Laws (25:09.238)
So much better. I don't know. When they do shark week and stuff and you get those people that are going down there and fucking with sharks and stuff, that would make it more entertaining. I think they should do distance plunging in like South Africa where all the sharks
Burley (25:17.744)
Have you seen?
Gute (25:21.423)
yes!
Burley (25:26.212)
Have you seen? Think it through, Burley. Have you seen that world? yeah, yeah, no shit. The windows to my fucking fucked up soul. Have you seen that that the deepest like manmade pool? Have you seen that where people fucking dive in it with flippers on? Dude, stupid deep like people practice scuba diving in it. It's so deep.
Rob (25:27.826)
you
Beard Laws (25:32.65)
I can see your eyes.
Beard Laws (25:41.75)
Why are they fogging up?
Burley (25:55.914)
It's crazy. Let me see if can find the deepest swimming pool. Huh? No.
Beard Laws (25:58.57)
Yeah,
Rob (25:58.676)
Does it have like tunnels and shit?
Beard Laws (26:02.595)
There's a scuba diving place that I think that you're talking about, but I've seen the man -made one. It's unbelievable.
Burley (26:08.594)
Yeah, it's 196 feet deep. It's called Deep Dive Dubai.
Beard Laws (26:13.062)
triple D, baby. I wonder if I wonder if drivers, diamonds and drive or whatever. Just about
Rob (26:19.818)
While he's looking this up, did you guys, I don't know if you listened to the Joe Rogan episode, but did you see that they're coming out, the joke, they're coming out with a, wait, from who?
Beard Laws (26:25.696)
Who's that? Never heard of him. That's what I got last week.
Beard Laws (26:34.08)
barely. Remember I was like, Joe Rogan and you and you were like, Who's that? Never heard of him. Weird. All right, my bad, Rob.
Burley (26:35.154)
What happened?
Burley (26:39.136)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Gute (26:41.297)
Did he throw up?
Rob (26:44.656)
I don't remember that, it's probably because I took shots while I was doing it. The episode where they're doing the Olympics, but you can be doped up. It's like the legal doped up version of the Olympics. That should be pretty cool, because they can't be like, well, you ran too fast because you're fucking doing speed. No, they're like, yeah, don't go for it. If that's going to help you fucking, all the steroids in the world, just pump it right into your butt cheeks.
Beard Laws (26:49.568)
Which episode?
Beard Laws (27:12.97)
Yep, they should have baseball.
Burley (27:15.89)
I want to see combat sports all doped up. That's what
Beard Laws (27:18.166)
That's going to be a thing. forget. Do you remember the sports that they did say that they were going to allow? There was a lot of fighting.
Rob (27:23.21)
a lot of fun, like, I guess UFC style fighting like martial arts. They said they were gonna eventually have boxing, but they have to get enough interest because you gotta remember these athletes, once they come out and say they're doping, they're not gonna be able to do anything else. It's only gonna be that. they're gonna be, well, the thing is, is I think their prize is a million bucks and they're gonna do it every year instead of every four years.
Burley (27:42.178)
well, then it's gonna suck.
Burley (27:48.434)
Cool,
Rob (27:52.776)
So you're gonna have a lot more people, you know, do it because they're gonna make more
Burley (27:52.995)
It's gonna
Burley (27:57.819)
It's gonna be people you never heard of and a bunch of old guys that want to get their last little chance at glory.
Beard Laws (27:58.508)
It's called the Enhanced Games.
Rob (28:00.424)
Enhance Games,
Beard Laws (28:05.931)
Mm -hmm.
Rob (28:07.178)
They have a lot of fucking VC investors,
Burley (28:09.798)
Whoa, Viet Cong? No way.
Gute (28:11.744)
That was my first tattoo. god.
Beard Laws (28:15.084)
Athletics, like track and field, swimming, gymnastics, combat and
Gute (28:20.606)
in landmines, landmores.
Burley (28:21.842)
Booby traps seen it a thousand times big pit with needles in it bamboo shoots fucking
Rob (28:25.438)
You
Rob (28:30.376)
You guys are talking about Kensington.
Burley (28:32.082)
A couple other ones that were pretty wild. Like, chariot racing would be sick as fuck, even though they kind of do it at the Kentucky Derby, right? Apparently that's like the big moneymaker at the Derby is the chariot racing for gambling anyways. Tug of war. And then arts competitions, aka speed typing and shit like
Beard Laws (28:32.5)
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Beard Laws (28:41.548)
That would
Beard Laws (28:50.305)
Mm -hmm.
Yeah, that would be boring to watch.
Beard Laws (29:00.566)
Huh, don't forget that number
Rob (29:00.586)
What? Who thought that would be a good sport? Polo!
Burley (29:04.272)
What was number eight? Polo. Well, they took that out once. Mr. C Reeves took a tumble. Remember from Man of Steel? Turns out he was Mr. Glass.
Beard Laws (29:06.507)
Marco.
Gute (29:15.232)
Did they have water cooler?
Beard Laws (29:17.772)
Water polo is still a thing, I believe, yes.
Gute (29:18.944)
They have to have water polo, right?
Okay, thank God. I do like watching
Burley (29:25.372)
Are there any horse things in the Olympics
Beard Laws (29:29.696)
I don't think so. I mean, it'd be tough for imagine. I don't know. That'd be interesting.
Rob (29:32.062)
Not that I can think of.
Burley (29:34.723)
What about the jumping
Beard Laws (29:37.27)
I don't think it's part of the equestrian.
Burley (29:39.757)
Yeah, that's a good word sounds like they're transitioning
Beard Laws (29:43.178)
I think so. The horses are. Yeah. So the local place around here, they do like their Labor Day party, kind of like a homecoming, but for Labor Day. Last year, I believe they started the tug of war competition and it was pretty fun. They had different divisions. They had females, males in mixed and me and a buddy got to kind of MC the event. And there was a group that actually apparently used to do professional tug of warring, which was a thing around here, like actual paid tournaments and shit. And apparently the move
Gute (29:43.402)
Bye!
Beard Laws (30:12.576)
You sit when it starts going there, you sit down and then work as a group almost like rowing back and forth. And these guys did it and nobody could beat them. They couldn't move these guys. It was wild.
Burley (30:23.228)
There's a, there's a pretty cool video on YouTube. We don't have to watch it now, but it has a, like four of the world's strongest men competitors took on this entire like professional fucking, a team of tug of war guys. And these guys just fucked up the, world's strongest men, all technique, dude, doing the sit down thing and then basically doing a heave ho situation. That was pretty wild, but going
Beard Laws (30:47.968)
Yep.
Burley (30:51.57)
to the Equestrian events in the Summer Olympics, jumping, also known as show jumping. Fucking. OK. Is that is part of it? Eventing, whatever eventing is. And dressage. That's the three events for fucking Equestrians. Yeah.
Beard Laws (31:10.218)
that are, they're still a thing. No shit. Know what they should bring in? The dog jumping thing where they throw the thing and the dog goes, woo. That shit's fun to watch. I don't know.
Burley (31:19.996)
Do they not have a dog thing? is, what are the dogs that go get the duck and bring it back in the game? Are those?
Rob (31:20.83)
That is awesome.
Beard Laws (31:29.834)
Like hunting dogs? Like that's an event? for the, I mean, they have,
Burley (31:34.418)
I don't know. At this point, I can make things up and they might be an event. There's so many goddamn events.
Beard Laws (31:40.618)
Well, Trapp's a thing, but they do this, the clay pigeon,
Beard Laws (31:47.488)
And then in the winter, they do the one on
Gute (31:50.93)
That's my… I like watching that.
Beard Laws (31:52.832)
Bruce Jenner, right? That was him.
Burley (31:55.068)
So people are shitting on the equestrian dressage on Reddit. They're like, why is this an Olympic event, but dog agility trials are
Beard Laws (32:00.748)
What is
Rob (32:04.606)
Reddit shitting on things? No way! Reddit never does that!
Gute (32:06.74)
What?
Beard Laws (32:10.221)
ever.
Burley (32:11.983)
Okay, I kinda need to know what equestrian dressage is, I
Beard Laws (32:14.846)
I hoping… I can't spell Equestrian, so
Knock three times on the ceiling if you love me. Twice on the pipe. That's what that move was.
Rob (32:26.528)
you
Gute (32:26.888)
Make the kids be quiet cause they won't stop screaming
Burley (32:31.683)
This is a sport involving the execution of precise movements by a trained horse in response to barely perceivable signals from its rider. it's mind reading. It's horse mind reading. Fuck that, dude.
Beard Laws (32:45.516)
imagine having to fly over with the horses. Like you're so low on the Olympic budget for your country. You have to ride with the horses they fly over. How do they, how do you, how the hell you think they fly horses
Rob (32:55.981)
Burley (32:56.312)
That would suck. Operation Equestrian Drop.
Gute (33:01.886)
That's very expensive.
Burley (33:03.156)
I don't know. Same way to get the buffalo.
Rob (33:09.098)
How many people do you think get pregnant at the Olympics?
Burley (33:12.57)
I hate that y can see my eyes. You can see, you can see I didn't believe in that joke.
Beard Laws (33:12.699)
Yeah.
Rob (33:17.084)
It's just your pupils. It's literally you look like a goddamn demon. It's freaking me out
Beard Laws (33:23.478)
Rob's like, I'm so happy I don't stare at you during the show. That's a good question though. How many people get pregnant at the Olympics? I bet you it's a lot. They do a lot of fornicating.
Rob (33:25.706)
You white
Burley (33:26.194)
Just call me white devil dude, rules. He quits you, cha.
Gute (33:27.96)
Quit Georgia.
Gute (33:34.666)
They're all
Burley (33:36.126)
Dude and it's all and it's all the best Strongest babies. These are like purebred Fucking like you could not ask for a better baby than an Olympic male and female cisgendered
Beard Laws (33:42.592)
You alright?
Gute (33:52.906)
They gotta be on birth control, right?
Burley (33:55.086)
Nah, dude, that'll mess up their hormones. They need all their hormones perfect to fucking.
Rob (33:55.88)
Nah, man.
Beard Laws (33:56.14)
Mmm, yeah, probably illegal.
Gute (34:02.518)
Fuck it all
Burley (34:03.11)
Like that.
Beard Laws (34:04.8)
This one article says that a lot of the female athletes are too fit to get pregnant.
Burley (34:11.442)
that's, that's true. Like I know like the gymnasts and shit don't even go through puberty until after they quit doing like gymnastics, like 20 something.
Rob (34:18.644)
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. How the fuck does that
Burley (34:22.738)
Lucky us. Stay young forever. No, they're so fit that they can't produce fat anywhere. They're fucking constantly exercising. Their chemicals in their body don't get to like, know, tits are made of fat, no fat on the body. That's why you've never seen a gymnast with
Beard Laws (34:28.249)
Mm. Forever young.
Gute (34:31.881)
Yeah.
Rob (34:32.242)
I wanna be
Rob (34:49.812)
So you're telling me they're living the dream. They're the healthiest you could possibly be. don't need to wear condoms because nothing fucking works
Burley (34:53.788)
their boyfriends
Beard Laws (35:00.81)
Yeah, mean, they're the body they're so fit and so in shape and they do so much running and stuff, their body no longer produces estrogen. So therefore they can't have eggs.
Burley (35:08.624)
Now, here's a Here's the weirdest question four guys should never ask, but I'm gonna ask
Rob (35:10.574)
Here we go.
Burley (35:16.442)
OK, so how old Simone Biles?
Beard Laws (35:21.11)
She's fairly old.
Rob (35:21.226)
No one answer, no one answer.
Beard Laws (35:24.972)
She's no, she's older than that. She's almost 30. She's 27 or 28.
Burley (35:26.481)
Okay.
Okay. When was she winning a bunch? Probably early twenties.
Beard Laws (35:34.885)
at least four years
Gute (35:36.266)
Damn, she's 27.
Burley (35:36.976)
Okay. Okay, so early 20s was when she was blowing up,
Alright, of age. But let's say she hasn't hit puberty, right? Can a girl get wet if they haven't gone through puberty?
Like, yeah, that's the point I'm making. Yeah, thanks for clarifying.
Beard Laws (35:55.436)
Even when she's 20 something. Yeah. No, I'm wait, I'm tracking.
Gute (36:04.021)
I don't wanna know.
Burley (36:06.01)
Well, no, you need to know this is science. This is a science show. If this ever duty for sure, if this if any of us are ever in court, I'm to be like, no, we looked this up, your honor. It's fucking cool.
Beard Laws (36:07.625)
Hahaha
Beard Laws (36:11.788)
I'm going to say.
Rob (36:12.01)
The one guy from Austria that's in the Olympics, he's he's to
Beard Laws (36:24.14)
Huh, I'm gonna have, I'm gonna go with yes.
Rob (36:28.436)
I am also gonna go with
Burley (36:29.382)
How does that work if they haven't gone through puberty? they're not ready. If they haven't gone through puberty, their body's not even saying to reproduce, so why would
Beard Laws (36:38.368)
I think they still go through puberty. They just don't produce estrogen. I'm not looking that up. I'm not looking it up. Okay, no.
Burley (36:41.602)
I look it up, but they don't they don't I've looked this up. I will fuck it. I'll give a
Gute (36:46.026)
The answer is no, I don't think so.
Beard Laws (36:48.734)
Okay. Do you know that Simone Biles is only four foot
Burley (36:53.018)
and she set the height record. Did you see
Beard Laws (36:54.892)
Yeah, and she jumps like, what, 12
Gute (36:58.23)
Jesus.
Burley (36:58.618)
Yeah, it's stupid.
Rob (37:00.33)
So she's a midget. She's legally a midget.
Beard Laws (37:02.316)
I don't know what the number is for that. I don't know.
Burley (37:06.726)
That's like that's that's like a double N word. Dude, don't do that. Gymnasts.
Beard Laws (37:09.354)
Yeah, your real name's on the internet.
Rob (37:16.19)
Hey look, Eminem came out and reestablished Midgets with his new album. As well as retards and all of the above.
Beard Laws (37:20.332)
He's still going
Beard Laws (37:24.82)
Don't do it. Don't do it. Okay. Let's stop with, let's stop while we're ahead.
Rob (37:29.514)
All right, so let's see. A minute 37 on.
Burley (37:31.036)
Dude, there's entire articles about this.
Gute (37:34.065)
my
Burley (37:40.876)
There's entire YouTube pages helping gymnasts go through puberty. Crazy. Well, I know what I'm jerking off to later. That take the heat off you rub?
Beard Laws (37:47.836)
Hmm.
Gute (37:52.661)
So
Beard Laws (37:52.787)
Allegedly.
Rob (37:55.37)
He's going down the same YouTube pipeline that Michael Jackson did.
Burley (38:00.612)
Yeah, well, it always starts at Michael Phelps and then you end up at Simone Biles. Let's talk. Yeah, then we end up on Reddit and I'm angry at myself again. It's a vicious cycle.
Beard Laws (38:02.08)
How many clicks before?
Rob (38:08.81)
Jesus
Beard Laws (38:09.312)
and then he ends up on Reddit.
Beard Laws (38:13.67)
Mm. That is the cycle of
Gute (38:16.191)
Does that apply to ballerinas too?
Rob (38:16.542)
You know, I could see you having your own Reddit channel.
Burley (38:19.728)
Maybe ballerinas, because they're all little tiny fellas.
Gute (38:22.856)
I don't wanna go back in time, I have so many questions. Because I
Burley (38:25.884)
Why we had to go back in time. We can answer them all right now on the body wrong podcast.
Beard Laws (38:28.278)
We have the internet, it's the best time.
Gute (38:30.634)
I've dated a ballerina and a gymnast or she asked me to prom so I'm like, okay, but I'm fucking curious now. God damn.
Beard Laws (38:39.574)
Yeah, you would have been good.
Rob (38:40.084)
So I'm going to make a joke here.
Burley (38:41.104)
That's why you want to go back in time. You want to go see if you can
Rob (38:45.652)
Good, I don't wanna offend you, but I'd imagine you didn't make her wet that night then.
Gute (38:49.91)
I did not.
Burley (38:51.312)
Yeah, he saw her feet. Have you ever seen a ballerina's feet?
Beard Laws (38:54.393)
yeah. They look like LeBron James.
Burley (38:57.316)
Yeah, they look like just like Asian feet binding.
Rob (39:01.636)
Ugh. Yeah, I'm good. It's
Burley (39:02.722)
one step, it's one step above an Indian person.
Beard Laws (39:06.966)
Goot's like, I'm kind of into it. Not mad about
Gute (39:13.16)
It's all over the drew.
Beard Laws (39:15.028)
I mean, it is the Body Wrong podcast. It's okay. We're talking about bodies and it may be wrong.
Burley (39:19.676)
How the fuck her fucking toes look like a bouquet of flowers? Just all wrapped around.
Rob (39:25.82)
It's like reverse claw hands, you know, like.
Burley (39:28.036)
Yeah. Just.
Gute (39:30.23)
So speaking of blood flow, can you still get an erection?
Beard Laws (39:35.628)
I mean
Rob (39:35.786)
Ohhhh
Beard Laws (39:40.62)
Yes, yeah, obviously. I'm not going to be able to find it where it probably makes sense, but it's not as fun. See, I was thinking more of something like
Burley (39:40.643)
nah, I
Burley (39:45.49)
It's not as fun anymore, but we can try this. Are you retarded?
Beard Laws (40:01.338)
Or the.
Rob (40:03.461)
Hmm hmmm.
Burley (40:06.662)
He's a fag. It all works together.
Rob (40:08.17)
Never gets old. Never gets old.
Beard Laws (40:11.478)
Hmm. Poor Eubin. I don't… you ever just get to that… I mean he's way past this point, but that point where you're just so sick. Doesn't matter how old you are, you're not jacking off. You're just too sick to jack off.
Rob (40:27.314)
Nah.
Burley (40:28.875)
I am the opposite. Sometimes it's the only thing that will make me feel
Gute (40:33.49)
Keep you going. Sweat that shit out. Sweat that shit out.
Rob (40:35.05)
Burley's jerking off. Burley's jerking off with his snot. He's like, hold on. yeah, Smombiles, smombiles.
Beard Laws (40:35.347)
every
Burley (40:41.294)
Yeah, yeah, just kind of rub it across the top. Feel it? You rub it across the top and let it dry and it seals it shut and you can just have a real explosion at the end. Speaking of which, did y 'all see Yellowstone explode yesterday? Smegway? See what I did there?
Beard Laws (40:48.62)
Michael Phelps, Michael Phelps.
Beard Laws (40:59.378)
I heard that was wild. Hell of a segue.
Rob (41:02.204)
It was pretty wild. my god, that was too good.
Beard Laws (41:06.922)
Megway alert!
Burley (41:09.828)
No, no, no, but here's the funny thing. So I'm on tomorrow's day seven of no nicotine. And to say I'm on edge is an understatement, but I was like, all right, I need to kill some time because I just locked myself in the bedroom over the weekend. He killed some time. What to smack my dick around. Couldn't get anything to happen.
Beard Laws (41:33.196)
Wait, is that a website? If not, we should buy it. OK.
Burley (41:36.444)
Yeah, for sure. Burley smacks his dick around.
Rob (41:38.462)
Let me go and go daddy. Hold on. Smack my dick around,
Burley (41:45.052)
Smack my dick up would be good. By prodigy.
Rob (41:49.994)
Smackmydickup .com is available!
Beard Laws (41:54.092)
shit, alright. Probably 11 bucks. there you go. Yeah, why wouldn't
Burley (41:54.918)
How much?
Rob (41:57.008)
One cent for the first year.
Burley (41:59.202)
One cent for sure.
Burley (42:04.274)
He's not gonna do it. I know he's not gonna do it.
Rob (42:04.682)
Smack
Gute (42:05.622)
He's
Beard Laws (42:08.554)
I'm gonna, I don't use GoDaddy, but.
Rob (42:10.608)
Smackmydick .com is also available.
Beard Laws (42:13.74)
Who,
Gute (42:13.92)
Really?
Burley (42:14.194)
What about smackmydickaround
Rob (42:16.522)
I mean, but like do really need the around? That yeah, it's it's also available. You can get smack my dick around dot org dot net dot info and XYZ for 22 22
Beard Laws (42:17.804)
If the other two are and this one
Burley (42:23.762)
Peace.
Burley (42:29.66)
How do I get a .gov? Make it real official.
Rob (42:33.066)
I'll tell you how much a .gov is. .org is 99 cents.
Burley (42:39.57)
a little bit more
Rob (42:40.582)
smackmydickaround .world. smackmydickaround .fun is available.
Burley (42:43.41)
Hahaha!
Gute (42:44.965)
It's hard
Burley (42:48.59)
Yes! That's the one, dude.
Beard Laws (42:49.664)
That's the move.
That's the one.
You just put a four in front of it. Smack my dick around. Four. Dot fun. Four dot fun.
Rob (42:55.786)
First
Burley (42:58.962)
For fun, for .fun, yeah.
Gute (42:59.392)
fun.
Rob (43:02.184)
I guess you can't have Dick and .gov in the same thing, because it's
Gute (43:06.506)
domain.
Beard Laws (43:08.752)
Well, I guess you can't DickCheney .gov.
Burley (43:09.168)
I think you have to be a real government.
Rob (43:09.906)
SmackMyDickAround .online is available. That one's good too.
Burley (43:14.386)
That sounds like an old AOL website.
Beard Laws (43:17.856)
And we could do it 90s retro theme. I don't think so.
Rob (43:22.91)
There's no dot
Burley (43:22.94)
Can you just make a dot whatever? Can you just invent a dot?
Beard Laws (43:26.582)
for the right price.
Rob (43:26.591)
No, that's… I mean, yeah, maybe if you have a decent amount of money you could.
Burley (43:27.93)
Ahem.
I how much would it cost to make a dot come?
Beard Laws (43:35.532)
2 .1 million.
Rob (43:36.006)
I don't know.
Burley (43:38.342)
I'll take two dot coms, please. Case I want seconds. what was, what was the, your list? Do we have time for that? Okay.
Beard Laws (43:44.886)
Can you dart -dash
Beard Laws (43:52.912)
we have time for it. Sorry. All right, let's do it. forgot what it was. Olympics. All right, let's do the top 10 Olympic sports. And that's based on like most viewed.
Burley (44:07.588)
Is that summer games or winter games?
Beard Laws (44:10.028)
Summer Games because we're at the Summer Olympics today. Again, the top 10 most viewed Summer Olympic sports.
Gute (44:15.242)
Not including this year.
Beard Laws (44:18.454)
Yeah, think I concluded. Yeah, they're, they should be all active.
Rob (44:23.082)
I mean, tennis has to be on that,
Burley (44:23.1)
What was my call?
Beard Laws (44:25.142)
Tennis number six.
Burley (44:27.258)
It's gotta be the the fucking flippity floppities dude the the ballerina not the ballerina kids the gymnastic kids. Yeah
Beard Laws (44:33.43)
Gymnastics is number
Beard Laws (44:37.708)
Not on the top 10.
Gute (44:38.922)
basketball.
Burley (44:39.579)
It's track and field.
Beard Laws (44:41.676)
Track and field number one, basketball is number four. So you have number one track and field. You have gymnastics number three, you have basketball number four. You have, you guys said tennis number six.
Burley (44:54.652)
Did fencing make the cut?
Beard Laws (44:56.936)
not the tap turn,
Gute (44:58.601)
Is soccer on the list?
Beard Laws (45:00.908)
Yes, yep, soccer or as the world calls it, football, number five.
Gute (45:04.64)
football.
Rob (45:07.38)
POVO
Beard Laws (45:09.548)
Hope you
Burley (45:10.598)
Does that pull, I think that falls under track and field
Rob (45:10.74)
Povah.
Gute (45:11.574)
4 volt 4 volt,
Beard Laws (45:14.44)
pole vault. Sorry. I didn't you really fillied it. didn't. I was so confused. Yeah, that would be under track and field. So that'd be like your distance running your hurdles, your shot put your pole vault.
Rob (45:15.914)
Po -vault, yes. Po -vault!
Gute (45:18.601)
A po -roll?
Gute (45:27.396)
Definitely wrestling,
Beard Laws (45:30.65)
Wrestling did not make the top
Burley (45:32.988)
Did you already say boxing?
Beard Laws (45:35.328)
They didn't, but the boxing is number
Gute (45:37.462)
What?
Burley (45:38.94)
We got BMX this year, I'm guessing that didn't make the list.
Beard Laws (45:43.328)
did not make the list, but it's new. there's probably no data for it yet,
Rob (45:48.414)
mean, what other fucking summer Olympic sports are there?
Burley (45:52.358)
What's, what was the one that, that will Ferrell did in old school, the ribbon, the ribbon. Okay.
Beard Laws (45:57.194)
That'd be gymnastics. That'd be part of it. They do that the floor routine. There's a couple that you. Yeah, and there's a couple swimming. Yep. Number two. I was going to say Michael Phelps, baby. Number two. So you have you have track and field number one swimming number two, gymnastics number three, basketball number four, soccer number five, tennis number six. You're missing seven, eight, boxing nine, and you're missing
Gute (45:58.174)
enough.
Burley (46:04.252)
There are some blatant ones that we're just missing
Gute (46:06.057)
swimming.
Burley (46:08.102)
Ow.
Burley (46:20.978)
Cross country.
Beard Laws (46:23.892)
as far as running, I think that'd still be track and
Burley (46:28.176)
Well, what about the triathlons and stuff where they have horses and shooting and skiing?
Beard Laws (46:33.194)
That's winter. But no wait, keep going with that brain train though. Iron Man, there's a couple of events. There's swimming, running. Nope. Lance Armstrong.
Rob (46:36.557)
Weightlifting?
Burley (46:38.511)
Ow.
Burley (46:42.866)
hiking
Gute (46:49.687)
Cycle - Cycleen.
Burley (46:49.82)
Biking. I said BMX. did say BMX. Let's be honest here.
Rob (46:49.866)
Viking!
Beard Laws (46:51.082)
Cycling, yep, cycling. True, but it's a little bit different. Yep, that would be number seven. you have, one's tough and one you should get. One I'm pretty sure Burley has jacked off to several times. Volleyball. Number
Rob (46:54.878)
That is not the same.
Gute (46:55.402)
Woof woof!
Rob (47:12.458)
How does that spurn my fucking memory? Alright.
Beard Laws (47:16.635)
So Rob's jacked off to volleyball players. Yep. Yep.
Burley (47:18.748)
Yeah, was that way. would volleyball. I think of the scene in Top Gun and yes, I have.
Beard Laws (47:23.596)
The last one is a little bit tougher. Think going to the gym. There's a machine that does
Beard Laws (47:35.116)
It's a full body workout.
Rob (47:36.561)
Babidi
Beard Laws (47:40.793)
There's you really grab onto something.
Burley (47:41.074)
Smith Machine, Jungle Gym.
Gute (47:44.96)
Deadlifts? No, it's just stupid.
Beard Laws (47:46.312)
Nope. You're sitting while you do
Rob (47:50.772)
Benchpress? Nah, it's not a fucking full body.
Burley (47:52.449)
Cycling? already said cycling.
Beard Laws (47:52.716)
You'd have to have a big area to put one of these in your house. They're pretty long.
Burley (47:56.594)
Press.
Rob (48:01.226)
Go
Beard Laws (48:02.57)
rowing. That's probably a bad clue, but that's all I could think. Sorry. The rowing machine? I thought that pretty good.
Gute (48:06.346)
She said.
Burley (48:06.416)
Yeah, that was a… Doesn't Philly have a bunch of those schools that have rowing and
Rob (48:06.802)
No, no, no, no, I got it after that.
Gute (48:14.419)
still see.
Rob (48:14.654)
Yeah, no, we're, mean, there's, definitely have like college rowing competitions that you'll see like in the, like the rivers and shit randomly when you
Beard Laws (48:23.894)
Yeah, we have them here.
Rob (48:25.14)
We have Boathouse Row, if you've ever seen that in Philly, where it's like all the houses that are like lit up and shit. The people will fucking practice and shit in that little river. Okay, that makes sense. And it's very toxic. I would never do that. You'll probably have syphilis somehow. Somehow, someway.
Beard Laws (48:35.542)
Yeah, it's pretty well.
Burley (48:35.654)
Then I just go, K!
Burley (48:44.134)
Well, as we've learned on one of the shows I was recently on, don't remember it right, syphilis is curable. I thought for sure it was a death sentence I learned
Beard Laws (48:52.492)
No, penicillin, right? Yeah, it's like one of the… Yeah. We got about 10 minutes.
Rob (48:54.024)
yeah, it's very easily curable. It's probably one of the most curable ones. But if you don't do it, it rots your brain.
Burley (48:57.522)
How much time do we have? Okay. Let's go round table here. I couldn't come up with an answer. Maybe y 'all can. You're to have to be careful with your words and just say a name here, Rob.
Beard Laws (49:10.06)
That's a good way to start.
Burley (49:11.442)
hottest, hottest celebrity you can think of. They let you do whatever you want to. But the, the consolation is you get an STD. Who is, who is it and which STD would you be willing to take? But it's, but it has to be a real one. Don't say fucking, you know, one of the dumb ones. You make it real. You know, let's call it AIDS.
Beard Laws (49:25.142)
Which STD?
Gute (49:32.928)
Thank
Beard Laws (49:34.39)
Like
Beard Laws (49:37.933)
you have to get AIDS? Yeah.
Rob (49:37.95)
Well, I mean, that's a death sentence.
Burley (49:39.822)
I don't know. call it Hiv. Hiv. We'll get the Magic Johnson version. So yeah, you have to take a pill. It's going to be inconvenient because you got to take a pill every day.
Rob (49:44.254)
I mean, is that still that sense?
Beard Laws (49:51.114)
Mmm. Goddamn.
Burley (49:57.008)
I mean, I'm up there with like, I've tossed around, you know, Margot Robbie, Gal Gadot. I mean, yeah, I do. Cause I even said, what's her name? Jessica. Well, what's the chick from Sin City and her prime Jessica Alba and her prime is up
Beard Laws (50:06.668)
Do you get to pick their age or is it now?
Gute (50:14.016)
Jessica Alba.
Beard Laws (50:15.868)
Alba. Jennifer Aniston's got to be on a list, right? That's the first one popped in my
Burley (50:19.384)
Aniston yeah and her prime something tells me we would hate it though because every dude leaves her she's gotta be crazy or something dude that pussy must suck It might suck Something tells me it
Beard Laws (50:26.006)
Well, you're just you're just hooking up with her and getting getting an STD right? But either way, it's your story. You could say it's awesome.
Burley (50:33.422)
Angelina Jolie in her prime something tells me that's a freak fucking puss. Let's
Beard Laws (50:36.79)
What about JLo? No, not a big fan of big asses. Crazy.
Gute (50:38.258)
No. I'd go Sydney Sweeney.
Burley (50:45.744)
I want I'm looking for an experience here. I want something that's fucking blow my mind. I think good chance. But I mean, I Angelina Jolie in her prime, like right before she hooked up at Billy Bob, when she's really going nuts. You'll give me Britney Spears now while she's totally nuts.
Gute (50:50.026)
think she would.
Gute (51:01.376)
Halle Berry.
Beard Laws (51:04.458)
I was gonna say Britney Spears, Halle Berry. Do you think Halle Berry be wild?
Gute (51:06.388)
Yep. yes.
Rob (51:08.34)
Check
Burley (51:08.946)
Make me feel good.
Beard Laws (51:11.016)
we got a chat. got a chat. Rob's chat
Natalie Portman.
Gute (51:20.022)
Would you put
Rob (51:21.578)
Yes. Yes. Absolutely not. Yes, 100
Burley (51:21.958)
Natalie Portman? Should call her Natalie Forehead. Jesus Christ.
Beard Laws (51:23.67)
That's worth HIV. Hey!
Gute (51:25.494)
And you know, Padme all the way, Padme all the way.
Burley (51:30.61)
What about Keira Knightley?
Gute (51:34.468)
That's a pirate.
Beard Laws (51:36.682)
Hmm. Hmm. I mean, is anybody going to say no to any of those? But is it worth HIV?
Rob (51:41.864)
No.
Burley (51:42.138)
I'm turned down Lizzo. Turn down Lizzo most likely. I think that already comes with HFE.
Rob (51:48.178)
We already established that the Lizzo is never something that you wanted.
Gute (51:48.342)
Thank God.
Burley (51:52.614)
The Lizzo something that happens. It's not something you want. I tripped, fell and landed in her fucking chocolate waffle. See, she's not that great to me. Gal Gadot, though, my Jewish queen.
Rob (51:56.222)
It occurs naturally.
Gute (52:00.423)
Scarlett Johansson.
Beard Laws (52:12.94)
Ha!
Burley (52:16.462)
Let her take this Gentile home, if you know what I mean.
Beard Laws (52:18.956)
Gentile. That was good. All right. Let's wrap this up. No pun intended because, know. OK. No wrapping it up just like in the Olympic Village, even though they provide lots of condoms for them on their cardboard beds. Let's go with our we're going to eliminate five. So at the end of each episode, we go ahead. We eliminate five of.
Burley (52:27.492)
No, you can't wrap it up. That's how you get the eights.
Burley (52:41.416)
yeah.
Beard Laws (52:47.148)
These video game consoles, there was 50. We're down to, I'm not sure of the math, but if you're only listening, it kind of sucks for you. I'll go through them real quick. Colecovision, we got rid of Xbox. Somebody got rid of, which was number 18 on the list. Nintendo 3DS, gone. PlayStation Vita, Wii U. PlayStation 5, Sega CD, Atari Jaguar, Neo Geo CD. Then we have the Virtual Boy, the WonderSwan, FM Towns Marty, Apple Pippin, N -Gage, Neo Geo Pocket are all gone.
So we do have a guest picker again, because Eubin is unfortunately unable
Burley (53:22.492)
Pick
Rob (53:25.136)
Do you guys want her her choice? Because it's going to be hilarious.
Beard Laws (53:29.405)
Yeah, let's start it off with some hilarity.
Rob (53:32.116)
She's starting it off with a bomb here, boys. Gamecube.
Beard Laws (53:35.426)
boy. What? That is crazy. I fucking love
Burley (53:38.194)
That's crazy. That's crazy.
Rob (53:38.356)
Go!
Gute (53:39.634)
I have no issues with that. I have no issues with
Rob (53:44.234)
I wasn't, I never owned one and I never really played it. I mean, like I had friends that, you I was always a PlayStation guy at that point before I went to
Gute (53:47.872)
Ha, lucky man.
Beard Laws (53:56.492)
In her defense though, do I see it being a top five of all time? No, but I think it's a little early in the list, but I didn't think it was, I don't personally think it's gonna be top five,
Rob (54:05.436)
Well, Fuckface McGee took out Xbox, which is easily a top eight, let alone maybe a top five. So I'm, I thoroughly agree by GameCube. could be a fucking shit box for all I care.
Beard Laws (54:18.492)
I'm Fuckface McGee!
Burley (54:20.068)
Yeah, when did I become fuckface McGee? Double FM, let's go!
Beard Laws (54:25.856)
Let's go. shit. So you're going to fire him up before he picks. I mean, that's not the move. I know, but you got him fired up. He hasn't picked yet either. You call them fuckface McGee.
Rob (54:28.721)
I love you
Burley (54:32.134)
Yeah, you kinda fucked up,
Rob (54:34.378)
I didn't even pick yet!
Burley (54:39.418)
You called shark eyes fuck face spaghetti.
Beard Laws (54:42.166)
Ha ha
Rob (54:42.82)
It really is like I am going to have whatever glasses and your pupils burned into my retinas I'm gonna sleep tonight, and I'm gonna wake up screaming. it's just a snot all over a dick
Beard Laws (54:55.36)
Natalie Parmin!
Gute (54:56.831)
LONG LEGS!
Rob (54:57.29)
you
Burley (54:57.81)
Yeah.
Just wake up from a cold sweat. I don't want AIDS. Just just really freak the old Tasha's like what the fuck does that? Do you imagine now unhinged you would sound if you in your sleep you were just screaming
Beard Laws (55:06.956)
Magic Johnson.
Rob (55:07.178)
Hate ya, Hate ya,
Rob (55:14.078)
Tosha's gonna be like, why were you screaming HIV in your sleep?
Gute (55:18.198)
Who are you cheating with?
Beard Laws (55:22.491)
That's what you get for eliminating the Gamecube.
Burley (55:29.796)
Natalie Portman, Natalie Portman, HIV, Natalie Portman, HIV, she would not know why she's like, what the fuck is going on?
Rob (55:32.298)
I'm sorry.
Rob (55:37.286)
Nope. What is going on with your fucking dreams?
Beard Laws (55:42.07)
Yep, you're going to wake up to a bottle of Captain Morgan if that happens. We're putting you back on it, buddy.
Burley (55:46.138)
Yeah, no shit. Yeah. Let me let me fix you.
Rob (55:46.538)
Big time. Excuse me, office, I am sick today. Thank you. HIV, thank you. That's the excuse. All right, Goot, you go. You go, Goot.
Burley (55:53.859)
Yeah.
Hahaha
Beard Laws (55:56.97)
Hmm. Okay, thanks. Hi, who's
Gute (56:04.426)
I'll take off the number one, the Magnavox Odyssey.
Beard Laws (56:10.198)
I don't even know what that is to be honest with you. I kind of to look it up real
Burley (56:10.63)
that I never heard of. never heard of that one. Who came up with this list? Where'd you find all these?
Gute (56:11.904)
That's from the first…
Beard Laws (56:19.28)
Probably chat GPT. If I had to guess. this was, I didn't want to put it in the, like I mixed them all around too. I didn't want to put them in the order of popularity, you know, cause then it was just, okay, look at this is, how's my screen? Here's the, we're already sharing it. Let's share this one instead here. This is what the Magnavox Odyssey looks like. So, pong.
Gute (56:20.543)
history.
Burley (56:21.05)
Nice.
Rob (56:21.074)
Ha ha ha!
Burley (56:29.67)
Yeah, that makes
Burley (56:43.058)
okay. This is before we were born.
Rob (56:45.744)
It's just literally
Burley (56:49.234)
How many versions of Pong were there? Jesus Christ.
Beard Laws (56:53.014)
that. That's a good elimination, I feel.
Burley (56:55.47)
I that's before you could copyright a game. Everybody had a version of Tetris and a version of
Beard Laws (57:01.31)
All right, that's a solid one. Who's gonna go? I'm gonna go. I'm gonna
Rob (57:08.148)
Yeah, you go Matt, because I feel like we're going to be contested here, me and Burleigh.
Gute (57:11.808)
it.
Beard Laws (57:11.957)
Okay, well son of a bitch I wasn't ready so I'm gonna go with something I've never heard I'm gonna go with where fuck is
Sega 32X, number 36.
Burley (57:26.918)
I like I remember that
Beard Laws (57:29.578)
feel like there's only one Sega.
Rob (57:30.044)
It sounds really familiar. feel like, wasn't that the, no, that was Sega CD. That was just like an add -on. yeah, the Sega CD, yeah.
Burley (57:34.576)
Yeah, maybe that's what I'm thinking of, Sega CD.
Beard Laws (57:38.262)
So I got a 32X looked like, was, okay. I think I do recognize it now. This stupid thing.
Burley (57:45.35)
My condom size.
Gute (57:46.654)
Yeah, that's what they fuck you over, had to buy another adaption set.
Beard Laws (57:49.385)
Mm -hmm.
Rob (57:51.53)
It was like the fucking rumble packs for the 64. I'm like, do you want to feel Mario Kart? Sorry, sir. You need a rumble pack. That'll be $25 each control.
Burley (57:58.93)
I always forget your East Coast until you say Mario. It kills me.
Beard Laws (57:59.102)
Do you want to take, do you want to take?
Rob (58:05.226)
I know. I know. All of my friends make fun of me for it. It's okay. I feel like it's not Mario!
Burley (58:10.256)
Hahaha!
Gute (58:10.973)
Does Game Genie work with this?
Burley (58:14.418)
East Coast people call it Mario as well.
Beard Laws (58:14.686)
Mm -hmm.
Beard Laws (58:18.6)
Mario. Yeah, I forgot how Sega, you had to have the Sega Genesis and then you could connect it to another Sega device and then you could connect it to another Sega device and then another one.
Gute (58:27.744)
Would Game… Would Game Genie work with that shit?
Burley (58:32.218)
It would work with the Sega for sure.
Rob (58:36.17)
Bro, back in the day, and I don't know if you guys had this in your area, but Comcast, which I forget the name of what it was before it was Comcast in the Northeast. Matt, do you remember? It wasn't Cox. was something. No, no. I'll have to look it up. I'll look it up. they had actually, dude, they had something. was like right when.
Beard Laws (58:47.308)
Tox. I don't remember,
Gute (58:51.83)
was AOL, wasn't it?
Rob (59:05.62)
I don't know if it was right as the internet was starting to come alive basically, but it was called Sega channel and You could fucking connect your Sega base. don't know if it was connected to the cable or what but yeah, it was through the phone line and you could fucking play Like video games like what was it was the comic game? Do you guys remember that shit where you would run through a comic book and it was like a legit
Burley (59:18.706)
There's your phone line. There's a phone line.
Beard Laws (59:19.82)
Phone 9, yeah.
Beard Laws (59:31.392)
Mm -mm.
Burley (59:33.018)
No, I didn't know anybody that had it, but I know it existed.
Rob (59:36.246)
Yeah, we had it. It was pretty fucking wild. And my dad was like never big on like, like he, we always had a system growing up because my dad was into it because he would always get drunk and fucking play football and random shit like that. But like, like having Sega Channel was like a weird fucking, like I don't know why I remember that shit. I'll look it up. Comic book game for Sega.
Gute (59:48.711)
Yeah!
Beard Laws (59:52.182)
Clank on GitCon.
Beard Laws (01:00:00.316)
Yeah, I was trying to find the thing I didn't realize Comcast was headquartered right in Philadelphia It's bought out a bunch of shit, so I don't know what it was before. I mean we didn't
Rob (01:00:05.362)
Yes it is.
Comics Comics Zone was the game if you guys google it you might remember the game if you see the the cover of
Burley (01:00:15.122)
Was it a red dot guy? Like the 7 -Up guy?
Rob (01:00:18.034)
No, no, he had like blonde hair and he like, you like ran through a comic book. It was pretty
Burley (01:00:26.706)
Who's going next? Is it me or you, dude?
Rob (01:00:29.514)
Rock, scissors for it. All right, ready?
Beard Laws (01:00:31.85)
yeah.
Burley (01:00:34.172)
So we go, dun dun dun dun. So is that right? Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. We on shoot, right? Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. There's a delay. Rock, paper, scissors,
Rob (01:00:37.48)
Ready? Yeah. Snissors shoot. All right, ready? Yep. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot! God damn
Beard Laws (01:00:49.783)
they went scissors again, you perverts.
Rob (01:00:52.362)
All right, ready? Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. God damn it. All right, ready? Rock, paper, we need to go faster. We need to go faster. This is like, we're like fucking autistic. Ready?
Beard Laws (01:00:58.828)
Crack racks.
Burley (01:01:01.966)
Rock, paper, scissors.
Burley (01:01:07.62)
Rock, there's a delay faggot. Alright, yeah, so I'm trying to work with you here. Rock, paper, scissors, Ha ha ha ha ha ha. So you have to go.
Rob (01:01:09.86)
there's a delay?
Rob (01:01:13.77)
Uhhhh
Beard Laws (01:01:19.852)
ha! Burley wins!
Rob (01:01:25.908)
Wait, how delayed am I from you guys? you're fucking cocksucking
Burley (01:01:27.492)
Not really. was just, I got in your head.
Beard Laws (01:01:29.281)
Yep. That was gamesmanship. Me and Goot were just like,
Rob (01:01:33.246)
You're a cuck captain, King. I hate you so much, but I love you.
Burley (01:01:36.978)
I'm fuckface McGee to you,
Beard Laws (01:01:38.348)
Fuckface, McGee.
Rob (01:01:42.238)
We're getting rid of the fucking Vectrix. I know we fucking looked it up. I still don't know what it is. Get it
Beard Laws (01:01:42.24)
That's gonna be a t -shirt.
Burley (01:01:46.588)
Valtrex, that's a herpes medication.
Beard Laws (01:01:46.675)
it was cool. Yeah, we're talking about HIV.
Vectrix was cool. You fucked up.
Burley (01:01:57.084)
Do y 'all really know what a vetris is? I never heard of it.
Beard Laws (01:02:00.372)
And we looked it up, remember it was at like cabinet. It was really here.
Rob (01:02:01.652)
We looked it up and it was cool looking.
Burley (01:02:04.519)
Okay.
Beard Laws (01:02:10.016)
Yeah, that was pretty
Burley (01:02:12.828)
Well, I'm kind of torn here on who I want to
Beard Laws (01:02:13.793)
What's gone?
Beard Laws (01:02:23.281)
I can feel you plotting.
Burley (01:02:24.006)
Mostly because I don't know the order that they came out.
Burley (01:02:30.258)
Let's just make it fun. Let's get rid of the Xbox
Beard Laws (01:02:33.844)
Wow. How do you feel about that, Rob?
Rob (01:02:36.092)
And he's really, he's really coming for expo. What's problem with Microsoft, man? What'd they do to
Beard Laws (01:02:42.514)
we don't have time for that.
Burley (01:02:42.556)
I was a PlayStation guy. Just hold up the Bill Gates doll and say, where did he touch you?
Beard Laws (01:02:48.876)
Mm -hmm. Wow, there we go. Five have been eliminated. If anybody wants to find out which five, spoiler alert, Burley's probably going to get rid of another Xbox next week. But hopefully, Eubin will be back. This was awesome. Appreciate you guys. I know Eubin does as well. He came backstage, not actually to come, but he did. He was like, I can do this. If I can throw up in an episode. He didn't look good. He didn't look
Rob (01:03:02.74)
Weird.
Rob (01:03:15.294)
No, no.
Burley (01:03:15.484)
No.
Beard Laws (01:03:16.114)
at all. And we were just like, dude, you need to go back to bed. He's like, I just woke up from a filthy nap. And I was like, well, maybe go take another one. So best of luck to him. Best of luck to Burley with the withdrawal. Best of luck to you, Rob. Switching over to Vodka and Water and Goo. I don't think you need any luck, but enjoy the movie the day before that this comes out. And good luck to you. Not seeing any spoilers, I guess. There we go. Good luck to
Rob (01:03:37.94)
Yeah. Let me know how it is,
Gute (01:03:39.584)
We'll do it, brother.
Burley (01:03:39.922)
Charleston has 10 dies.
Beard Laws (01:03:42.412)
spoiler alert. On that note, I saw that look. That's going to have to be on the thumbnail. Robbie, you got some really good ones. I did mark some of those. We're going with the OG body -wrong theme. I'll see you guys next week.
Rob (01:03:43.801)
spoiler
Gute (01:03:44.445)
You me for a second. I'm like, what?
Rob (01:03:56.877)
Uhhh, great.