Beard Laws (00:00.801)
I feel like we all just did that. We did it. We're back. This is episode 200. Not the 200th time we've time traveled because Burleigh had to go ahead and drop that bomb a couple episodes that we only have about 90 weeks left of time traveling. And then me and Goot tried to do the math and we're like, that's plenty of time. We'll probably get sick of time traveling by then anyways, especially once
Gute (00:02.234)
See?
Burley (00:03.282)
Talk to
Gute (00:11.976)
200 baby.
Beard Laws (00:28.353)
eat up all the really good dates and we're stuck with the dude network dates of the 30s, 40s, 50s. We're going to get sick of that. But thankfully, thankfully, we're not going back to the 50s. And I was trying to think, I was like, before we picked a day and was like, maybe we should do this day like, should we do something special for episode 200? And then turns out that we're all traveling on the days that we typically record. So we are doing this very last minute, but we are still
Burley (00:33.128)
Great Scott.
Beard Laws (00:55.869)
overly prepared looking at the notes real quick. the voice you're hearing rambling on, I don't even know about what anymore. It's me, it's Matt at Beardlawz. Joining me as always is Burley, the Yo -Yo King. There it is. And Goot. What's up, buddy? Look at you just trying to multi. Goot has been home for less than three minutes and has jumped in to the recording. man, that's isn't that the joy of not only being a busy person with a day job and a day life.
Burley (01:04.818)
Yo yo.
Gute (01:07.624)
What's
Beard Laws (01:25.537)
but also a husband and a parent. yeah. Always something. And both of you guys are gonna have very, very busy weeks coming up. So there's gonna be some random days, random episodes being recorded, but the viewers and listeners don't care, because you're seeing this on Tuesday. You're here, baby. Shout out to our friends, because it is August at the time you're listening. Shout out to our friend, Brio. Burley, Goot, you guys keep those beards.
Gute (01:29.178)
My wife is right there, she's still working.
Gute (01:45.372)
You're here, baby.
Beard Laws (01:55.531)
business beards. You're not an animal like me and just lets it go like a Sasquatch. for life, it's the answer. And you're probably thinking, I'm a female or I can't grow a beard. What? I'm not going to Brio and I'm not gonna do that. Well, you know, it turns out women, grow hair too. You can potentially use it for that, but they also have toothbrushes and nose hairs trimmer. I know you women get nose hair as well as us. So if you guys want to, you guys can go to Brio for life. There's gonna be a link. If you're listening, you can't see me pointing down, but if you're watching, I'm pointing down, not
any of my male member parts, but I'm pointing down to the link in the description use code beardless.
Burley (02:27.526)
Well, you watch the Olympics, the opening ceremony, you know that some women have beards now.
Gute (02:28.731)
Is it doing this again down here?
Beard Laws (02:30.389)
Yeah.
Beard Laws (02:40.137)
Yes, and I think at the time this comes out the Olympics is probably over I don't know how many even Olympic days there are I think nine or ten one. Still good then because this is August 6th. Yeah, I don't know. There's a lot of stuff that That we're gonna deep dive into the good the bad the ugly of the Olympics over on the body wrong podcast So make sure you check it out this Friday last Friday guarantee you we said some stuff about the Olympics
Gute (02:45.968)
It's till August 11th.
Yeah, it worked.
Burley (02:54.311)
Hahaha!
Beard Laws (03:06.027)
Whether there was people kneeling, whether there was people with beards, whether there was people dancing, whether there was e -sports, there's a bunch of good and bad and we're probably going to touch on all the ugly because that's what we do on the Body Wrong Podcast. So check it out. And it's going to be a good one. I feel like I'm not even going to mess around anymore. I feel like we're going to jump right into the year in the video that I did not upload yet, but I'm going to upload that. And I mean, you could
Burley (03:19.192)
hell yeah.
Burley (03:26.546)
Feel like making love
Gute (03:30.504)
Did it!
Beard Laws (03:32.575)
You can tell us a little bit about the person because Gute thankfully reached out to this one here and it's one of the co -hosts of the barrel aged flicks and he does woodworking.
Gute (03:40.562)
This is my boy. He does. He's my boy, my boy, Ragnar. He follow me on Instagram as a wood berserker. I have two pieces down here. This he made for me for Christmas. You guys can see this was a Christmas piece he made for me. Guys, there's insignia in the back and I bought a piece from him, from my son, just this bad boy right here.
Beard Laws (03:57.921)
Hell
Burley (04:06.46)
Jesus.
Beard Laws (04:07.104)
That is wild.
Gute (04:07.538)
But he does a ton of different stuff. He's building a bar right now. He's making like a Harry Potter theme bar right now. So he does a lot of different stuff. He's made like a Jason and Freddy Cougar coffee table with their inside of it. He pretty much has like a CR router. It's like a 3D printer for wood. So he can pretty much do anything. Give him the idea. The dude's amazing. He's like Jesus with wood. He's a good carpenter.
Beard Laws (04:14.273)
Hmm, seems.
Burley (04:22.361)
Ugh.
Beard Laws (04:32.961)
that's Yup. I see… You really
Burley (04:39.046)
really? really, Ragnar?
Gute (04:39.825)
Yeah!
Beard Laws (04:42.785)
And if you guys head on over there and check them out on the YouTube with the video format now you can actually see he built them a new desk for their in -studio Custom with you know the mic stands. I think there's a drink holders. It's a nice. It's like a what is it? It's a V shape or an angle. I don't know I don't math
Gute (04:56.69)
cup holders.
Gute (05:01.48)
It's like a… what's that sh - it's a… Yeah.
Burley (05:05.394)
I don't know my aegons.
Beard Laws (05:05.729)
I don't I I was thinking V, but maybe it's a right angle or 90 degree. I don't know but either
Gute (05:13.178)
It's like this, but there's two angles there to try to get like wider shots of camera angles and try to get better, more, of what we're doing.
Beard Laws (05:21.633)
69 degree angle I heard. So go check it out. Barrel aged flicks. And here's the video of why we're traveling to this year. Check them out. Check out the beard. Check out Copper John's used goat beard loss.
Beard Laws (05:42.517)
gonna have a good one. Are you guys ready?
Burley (05:44.658)
Pretty solid. Pretty solid.
Gute (05:45.096)
Hell yeah.
Beard Laws (05:47.701)
Burley whenever you are ready you give me the single signal a single what I'm having a stroke
Burley (05:51.812)
Give me the single. Bye bye bye. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, think, I think what, think what you got to do is, you got to remember when you drive by a trucker and you do the, I think that's what you got to do. We're warming up. we got the flux. We got the FC. We got the FC here. FCP.
Gute (05:55.954)
start dancing.
Beard Laws (05:59.4)
Not the moonwalk though, huh,
Gute (06:02.162)
He didn't do
Beard Laws (06:07.389)
Mm hmm. Show us you. OK, let's see
Gute (06:16.328)
the flux is
That's even too
Burley (06:20.818)
Don't say CP. It's bad. It's not CP. Timer. Jesus.
Burley (06:40.934)
I got really distracted there. I was like, I need something with time on it. Shout out rascal.
Beard Laws (06:46.059)
There was a lot going on. That was the first thing I saw was my Rascal watch. And I was just like, I gotta, I had to grab something. Shout out to them. Hey, did you guys see, this is, you know, a friend of the show and I should probably put their link in there. They just came out with bling. They got bracelets and necklaces. I just, I just picked them up. So I'm going to have the matching bracelet. You're not going to see the necklace cause I have a beard, but I'm going to put it up in a beard bun so you guys can check it out. I'm going to be, that's right. I'm going to be blacked out. Flossing. Is it flossing?
Burley (07:11.474)
Flossing, it can be floss, okay, don't say, don't, be.
Gute (07:12.582)
be flossing, that's how it goes. Turtleneck and chain, man. I love to see a turtleneck and chain.
Beard Laws (07:15.017)
Is Flossin with that jewelry too? I don't
Burley (07:18.088)
Yeah, dude. Like an insect stripper pole,
Beard Laws (07:22.273)
Heck yeah. Stoked about it, but yeah. 1967, hell of a year. I'm not gonna lie, there was another year that was floating around and I was doing some research. Didn't hate it, didn't love it. I was digging 67. I don't know how you guys in your research, if you guys are overall like, yeah, eh.
Burley (07:42.281)
It seems like a lot of the biggest stars were born this
Beard Laws (07:46.241)
And we said in 1950 that we were like, we've and we do apologize again Burley wasn't there. He's the birthday guy We didn't do a single birthday last week. So our bad we did our best to do music We didn't do it justice and there was You haven't seen it at the time of the recording Burley, but what's the first thing that you think when you hear
Gute (07:55.31)
No, we missed that
Burley (07:56.38)
Good night.
Burley (08:06.93)
James Bond.
Beard Laws (08:08.319)
Okay, we thought so we had it we had a couple of moments last week that we were like, this burly would have ate up. And, and like, there's just those little moments that that's that just makes the trio, the time traveling trio that we are that we're like, it was almost like you said it, I giggled and I was waiting for burly to say something and I was like, shit, he's not here.
Burley (08:14.768)
Hahaha!
Gute (08:26.778)
I pause, I pause waiting for your voice to scream through the radio when my mic is not there.
Burley (08:26.92)
You were waiting for your child to make his child his childish points
Beard Laws (08:31.626)
It's not there.
Beard Laws (08:35.841)
But either way, let's we forgot birthdays. You mentioned I feel like we got to start 1967 with some infamous birthdays.
Burley (08:47.772)
All right. Do you this, this list goes on and on and on. Kurt Cobain. Julia Roberts. Nicole Kidman. Vin Diesel. Will Ferrell. Matt LeBlanc. Jamie Foxx. Jason Statham. Anna Nicole Smith. RIP them to tays. Joe, Joe, Joseph Rogan. Jimmy Kimmel.
Beard Laws (08:51.349)
Like Moana too? shit.
Solid.
Beard Laws (09:10.059)
There's a lot of RIPs in
Beard Laws (09:15.79)
ooh, never heard of him.
Burley (09:17.616)
Yeah, some fucking podcast dork. Pamela Henderson, Tim McGraw, Mark Ruffalo, fucking David Guetta, Dave Matthews, Keith Urban, Urban.
Beard Laws (09:19.773)
Yee
Beard Laws (09:35.684)
I was like, Irvin, is that like one of the sons of Michael?
Burley (09:37.436)
No, he's the black version. Urban's the black version. Eddie Guerrero, remember him? Yeah, he's dead. Vanilla Ice. Fucking. Yes, I did. I double backed twice and lit up like a candle, something, Ty Burrell.
Gute (09:44.571)
Yeah
Beard Laws (09:44.721)
Mm -hmm There's a lot yeah, Stop did you collaborate and listen when you're making this list?
Beard Laws (10:03.521)
I don't know the one.
Gute (10:04.424)
Who's that one?
Burley (10:05.712)
That's Phil Dunphy from Modern Family.
Beard Laws (10:08.929)
Wow, I didn't watch a lot of it. But yeah, good one. Good
Burley (10:12.648)
He was in all the fucking the he was in the what was the fast zombies 28 days later? Yeah, he was in that
Beard Laws (10:21.569)
okay. Now that I see the picture here, I'll show you, you'll recognize him if you didn't already. Yeah, I recognize
Gute (10:26.408)
I got, He said 20 days later.
Burley (10:31.27)
I had to, I had to find a movie in my head. was in that I remembered him in, Dion Sanders. Tell me this, this list, this list goes to surge tankian system of it down. Kane from WWF, Noel Gallagher, Levar ball.
Beard Laws (10:34.817)
That was good, that was quick. primetime, baby.
Gute (10:37.842)
Primetime.
Gute (10:51.249)
Wow.
Burley (10:52.68)
Chris Benoit.
Gute (10:54.632)
Rest in
Beard Laws (10:54.689)
Isn't it funny how the balls have just kind of disappeared?
Burley (10:57.19)
Yeah, no shit. They were on top of the world for a little bit, huh? They got neutered, if you know what I mean. And then two more that I know, Macy Gray and Lane Staley.
Beard Laws (11:00.245)
Yep.
Beard Laws (11:12.097)
Blaine Staley. Why do I not know that
Burley (11:15.24)
You'll know it. I think it's Alison chains lead singer, 2002 heroin, you know.
Beard Laws (11:20.309)
Yep. Yep. That's the one. He kind of looks like Macaulay Culkin when he was in a rough place if he was British.
Burley (11:26.716)
god damn this list keeps going. He does.
Gute (11:31.112)
He died August of 2002.
Beard Laws (11:35.354)
bloody hell.
Burley (11:35.4)
- Come on, bruv.
Beard Laws (11:39.169)
Man, these people, you know what I mean? If they were still alive today, they'd only be 57. There's a decent amount of…
Gute (11:39.206)
Hey, look at the hell you!
Burley (11:44.69)
Philip Seymour Hoffman.
Gute (11:46.552)
Ugh, that hurts.
Beard Laws (11:48.435)
Mm -hmm. Mm? Gives a bonnet. Is that a French boner? A bonnet?
Burley (11:48.55)
Lisa Bonet, eh?
Gute (11:51.218)
Smash.
Burley (11:52.569)
for sho.
Gute (11:56.484)
Bonne?
Burley (11:56.528)
I'm down there. You mean don't be such a baguette. Anderson Cooper and Gavin Newsom. See, this list goes on and on. I'm over it. There's a lot of famous people born this month or this year.
Beard Laws (12:08.897)
Wow. Okay. lot of. Hell yeah. That's all the people have in intercourse in 1966.
Gute (12:15.048)
Shows
Gute (12:19.58)
Damn, she's married to Jason Momoa? I didn't know that. Lisa Bonet? Yeah.
Burley (12:24.572)
Really? That makes sense. She's a little hippie, hippie broad. I don't think you can say that anymore. I think Loopy Goldberg almost got fired for saying jip.
Gute (12:27.56)
Gypsy broad.
Beard Laws (12:34.369)
Wow, shout out to that. So you know what? Because we didn't have it last week, you totally redeemed yourself for the birthday segments. I like that. It's 57 maybe. Last week? Last week it was good. Yeah, it was pretty good. It was a solid year. Well, we already said
Gute (12:35.016)
Yeah.
Burley (12:47.664)
What was last week? I didn't ask you all yet. Nailed it? You're supposed to say it was horrible without you. was horrible. We were suffering.
Gute (12:50.28)
That's good.
Gute (12:56.154)
I dominate just I was dominating about movies the entire time.
Burley (12:59.122)
Hahaha!
Beard Laws (13:01.077)
I think we talked about him flexing for a little bit and how Jack D looked in that picture on his Instagram page is Wolverine. And yeah, it was just and we talked about how we missed you and, you know, all that stuff. But yeah, yeah, I mean, it was was pretty decent. So if you guys haven't seen it, go check it out. Last week's episode is pretty good. It episode one ninety nine two hundred. This was an interesting year for a sport that we love. So I think I'm going to I'm go through here. NFL, the Green Bay Packers defeated you've been.
Burley (13:14.146)
OK, let me make
Beard Laws (13:30.113)
Dallas Cowboys. It was referred to the Ice Bowl and it was the very first Super Bowl was in 1967.
Gute (13:37.426)
Wait, what are you reading?
Burley (13:38.736)
the very first people.
Beard Laws (13:38.881)
Sorry, Kansas City Chiefs. They beat the Kansas City Chiefs. I'm sorry. I don't know why I went Dallas Cowboys. I was thinking you Ben. My brain went weird. Let me try that again. Green Bay defeated the Kansas City Chiefs in the very first Super Bowl. Super Bowl won in 1967 January. It was the 1966 season. Yeah, so that was that's history folks.
Gute (13:57.852)
I wish it repeated itself. Jesus.
Beard Laws (14:01.003)
Why do we keep talking about Jesus? We're not even recording on a Sunday. In baseball, the St. Louis Cardinals defeated the Boston Red Sox in seven games. College football national champion was the Trojans. The University of South California, according to the AP poll. Friggin, I feel like every week we talk about this goddamn city. The 76ers.
Gute (14:03.014)
I don't know. That's right, it's in my brain.
Burley (14:03.975)
Marvel Jesus.
Burley (14:08.378)
No share rate.
Beard Laws (14:28.897)
They went in 1967, they beat the San Francisco Warriors in six games and a great, great year for West Coast UCLA in college defeated the Dayton Flyers in the National College Championship and in ice hockey, the NHL, not the IHL, Toronto defeated Montreal back when Canadian teams were relevant in hockey and boxing. We don't really do anything about boxing, but it's a name that everybody knows. The heavyweight champion.
Muhammad Ali retained the title after defeating Zor Fali in March 67 but was stripped of the title later because he refused induction into the US Army. Wild, right?
Burley (15:08.263)
No shit.
Did you know about the American Basketball Association? Yeah. They were started in 1967. Yep. They merged with the NBA in 1976.
Gute (15:15.986)
The ABA. Jackie Moon.
Beard Laws (15:16.107)
What about it? The ABA? really? No shit.
Hell yeah. That's a… Jackie Moon.
Burley (15:27.548)
I about the Jackie Moon thing.
Gute (15:28.943)
Yeah.
Beard Laws (15:31.883)
There was an alumni basketball game at the school that I went to and I didn't play in it. But they have the video so you can watch the game because, you know, thanks to COVID, small schools ended up having to spend the money and catch up with the city. So they ended up broadcasting it. So I thought it was funny that all my buddies are big like me and unathletic and out of shape. And one of the guys dressed like Jackie Moon for the game. I can tell you right now that wig and the attire did not stay on very long. A lot of sweat. A lot of sweat.
Gute (15:55.026)
DIG
Gute (15:59.078)
No.
Burley (16:02.0)
I'm noticing this right here. The ABA is the reason we have the three point
Gute (16:08.572)
Yeah. It's like the like, kind of like before the XFL, like they try to like innovate different things like the, you know, the NFL was like adapted as well, like the camera systems, stuff like that. I know they're trying to redo the kickoff, thank God. But yeah, the ABA was a three point shot. Even I think the the All -Star game, they brought that as
Beard Laws (16:29.247)
They had a team that, they had one team that traveled from Japan for a little while too, didn't they? I'm fairly, I'm fairly certain.
Burley (16:29.65)
No shit.
Gute (16:33.0)
That's the year because yeah, a lot of movies in Japan, have the Sun and Godzilla and like, know, the fifth James Bond movie with Sean Connery. What the fuck was
Beard Laws (16:45.727)
And I think they like they tried Canada, China, Mexico. They tried to incorporate to make it like a worldwide league. But I'm fairly certain that they and they tried to resurrect it too for a little while, didn't they? And it just didn't do
Gute (16:58.77)
Ticket numbers, van attendance.
Beard Laws (17:00.999)
Shocker, I don't even
Burley (17:01.636)
they invented the slam dunk contest.
Gute (17:04.262)
Yeah, yeah, the halftime show. Y 'all start break.
Beard Laws (17:04.757)
Ooh.
Burley (17:08.24)
Yeah, pretty interesting.
Beard Laws (17:10.685)
Interesting. Hell yeah. That's a bit. No, it's I mean, 67, baby. 67 sports and it's history. A lot of random stuff. And I know that the movies were really good that year. There's some good music. So I'm going to toss in a couple of tidbits of random now. And then if we need it for a little bit later, let's see the launch of the Spider -Man comic book was introduced then NPR.
Burley (17:12.648)
I don't know how we got there, sorry fellas.
Gute (17:14.375)
You're good.
Its history happened.
Gute (17:32.924)
Yes.
Beard Laws (17:36.117)
which most of the people I think our age and some other people, there it
Gute (17:39.195)
to show
Gute (17:43.016)
First appearance in August, it says 1962, but it was published, but it was released in 1967.
Burley (17:49.672)
That one just came across my Instagram feed this morning. Some guy had one at a Comic -Con that was like an 8 .5 and it's like the biggest, they're the highest rated mint that they have available. They wanted 500 and something thousand for
Pretty solid for a, how much was it? What was the price on that server? Nice.
Beard Laws (18:06.122)
while.
Beard Laws (18:11.093)
Wow. That's, yeah, that's a, that would have been a pretty good investment.
Gute (18:16.296)
Yeah, I wish. I'll be back in time just to collect comic books.
Burley (18:19.58)
Fun fact, you know who has a copy? I don't know what mint it was in or if he still has it. But back when MTV Cribs was still a thing, Sebastian Bach had a copy of that. He had it in his safe. Yeah.
Gute (18:33.48)
The closest I've come to something like that was I was at a comic book store in New York and I saw the Detective Comics number 27 where Batman first comes in, but it was an Oreo giveaway. I didn't see that. I guess I missed it. I was like, you want a couple of dollars for this? I'll buy it. Like, it's just like, whatever you want. I looked at it. I'm like, it's an Oreo giveaway and it's worth nothing. I'm like, damn it.
Burley (18:52.232)
I will blow you right here,
Burley (19:01.03)
You were pretty fucking pumped though for that little bit. You'd have done anything for that.
Beard Laws (19:05.809)
I know it sucks you did the blow job before you figured it out, huh? You just got the…
Gute (19:05.997)
yes.
Gute (19:09.288)
What?
Burley (19:10.276)
that would be terrible, dude. Like as your wife just asked you're like, all right, I appreciate it. Wait, hold on. What? What was that?
Beard Laws (19:16.961)
It was Oreo. And then he looks down at you and goes, yeah, how was the cream filling? Knowing you weren't the first one.
Burley (19:21.628)
You just sort of,
Gute (19:23.432)
Throw up over the floor.
Beard Laws (19:39.071)
Yeah.
Gute (19:41.17)
pull my gun out or knife out and I would've just been over.
Burley (19:44.328)
You already had it your mouth. You're already gay, Yeah, it's not his fault. like dick.
Beard Laws (19:46.465)
Yeah, it's too late at that point. Don't Lorraine a Bob it. I'm just because you messed up. Well, I mean, we kind of hinted around this. The price of that in 67 would have been a nice, you know, investment here. Let's talk about a couple of things that would be really nice now. Price of gas was in 1967 was thirty three cents a gallon, which, you know, or what is it around four bucks a gallon for most places, probably cheaper in Texas. Maybe not. I don't
Burley (20:18.23)
yeah, it's, sorry.
Beard Laws (20:18.901)
Yes. It's okay. I caught you right as you zoned out and I was like, son of a bitch. Yeah, yeah.
Burley (20:23.944)
No, no, no gas, gas prices down here. roughly three 15 ish right now, which is stupid
Beard Laws (20:30.081)
Yeah, we're like 387, 388.
Burley (20:34.248)
That's crazy.
Gute (20:34.408)
Yeah, it's like 350 in Virginia, in West Virginia. Depends what side of the line you're
Beard Laws (20:39.669)
Takes a long time to get up to where I live, apparently, to bring gas. Speaking of that, new cars average about twenty seven hundred dollars in nineteen sixty seven, roughly about thirty six grand, apparently, is the average for a new one today. Isn't it? I mean, that.
Burley (20:52.872)
That's crazy, isn't it? Hey dude, we've seen prices go up crazy just in our lifetime, you
Beard Laws (20:59.809)
Yeah, I mean, that's another good one. I mean, obviously, if you had the 1967 or whatever comic, if you had a 1967 vehicle in really good shape now that you bought for twenty seven hundred dollars, you would be getting some pretty good money for it.
Burley (21:10.728)
Dude, my dream car is an El Camino. Doesn't matter. Running is all it needs. But I was looking them up the other day and I found a Cherry El Camino is going to cost you $200 ,000. Dude, it's wild. It's wild.
Gute (21:11.666)
Thank you.
What color? Okay.
Beard Laws (21:16.683)
Purple. Running.
Gute (21:19.996)
Ha ha ha
Beard Laws (21:32.257)
Yeah. Unbelievable. Yep. Imagine though in 1967, and you guys know the housing market better than I do, $24 ,000 roughly average price for house in 67. And apparently now, this is again like just approximate ones throughout the country. The average house is about $400 ,000 in the US.
Burley (21:53.692)
Do you want to see something crazy? Look at the median price of a home in California.
Gute (21:58.632)
600 ,000 easy. Fuck that. Yeah.
Beard Laws (21:59.246)
I couldn't imagine.
Beard Laws (22:04.769)
$904 ,220. And that was in 2023. They said that was, yeah, they said that the trend continues, median price is gonna be over a million dollars by next year. That is.
Burley (22:12.176)
It's closer to a million now, though,
Burley (22:18.578)
That's wild shit, right?
Gute (22:20.038)
That's why everybody's leaving.
Beard Laws (22:22.845)
Unreal
Burley (22:22.92)
Well, they're one of the few places that you can get longer than a 30 year mortgage. You can, you can get like a 70 year mortgage and shit. That's how all those people are locked into debt the rest of our lives.
Gute (22:27.752)
Yes.
Beard Laws (22:30.785)
I mean, the rest of their lives and then their kids will be locked into it from them. Yeah, good for them. Go California. Rent. You know, if you can't afford it, you have to rent. The rent in 1967 was about one hundred and twenty five bucks. Apparently, the average throughout the country is about seventeen hundred bucks today. Movie ticket. A dollar twenty back then. That would have been nice. If it was a dollar twenty to see a movie, how many more times would you guys go to a movie in a
Burley (22:40.508)
California!
Gute (22:53.852)
Yeah, that's all day too.
Gute (23:00.422)
I go every week, then, but yeah, I go every
Beard Laws (23:04.477)
Every day,
Burley (23:04.604)
I'm never going to a movie again after getting hit the other day. Fuck this. This is the Lord trying to tell me something.
Beard Laws (23:08.513)
Yeah, allegedly. $0 or so. I don't even know what they are today. Loaf of bread was about $0 Gallon of milk around a buck. Eggs were about $0 Hell with them chickens, huh, Eubin? Coffee. Yeah. Who would have thought putting a chicken coop right next to your garage where you hang out and potentially might even have some of the devil's lettuce might get some shit in your lungs. Hey, we all learn as we get older.
Burley (23:13.51)
Yeah,
Gute (23:23.89)
Hell of them.
Burley (23:24.114)
Just snorting that chicken guano.
Burley (23:34.493)
Hahaha
Beard Laws (23:38.337)
coffee about 90 cents back then. any coffee companies wanna hook me up with a pound of coffee for about 90 cents, we'll do a lot of amazing things for you.
Burley (23:46.406)
I'm back on the coffee pretty hard. could really, I really push it for y 'all. Yeah, I have no other stimulants in my life, dude. I'm drinking like seven cups of coffee a day. It's crazy.
Gute (23:50.012)
You are?
Beard Laws (23:53.429)
Dude, I love it. Ooh. What's your order? You do it black or you put some stuff in it? Gotcha. You what I've been doing? I think it's good for it, which I mean, I have unlimited pretty much access to where I live. I go a little bit. Sometimes I'm feeling fancy. I put a little maple in it. And then I do a little bit of maple and a drop or two drops of vanilla. And it's pretty damn good.
Burley (24:00.274)
I'm black.
Gute (24:02.086)
All the way.
Gute (24:10.182)
Yeah, I put a Gavi in
Burley (24:18.15)
I don't want to enjoy it too much, because I really don't care for the taste of coffee itself. I just like what it does.
Gute (24:18.322)
Team.
Beard Laws (24:23.775)
I love
Gute (24:25.66)
Have you cleaned your coffee cup yet?
Beard Laws (24:28.809)
No, I mean, yes, I did barely cleaned it right up. I got a little weird about it. I clean. I so I had to clarify. I do clean like on the travel cup. I clean the top. I just don't clean the inside. But it's black coffee. And now I've been I did clean one of the coffee makers and I bought a new stainless steel one just to have around because the wall fart had a clearance aisle where we are and they had a thirty three dollar press or plunge or whatever it is for.
Gute (24:56.466)
French press. Wow.
Beard Laws (24:57.567)
Yeah, for three bucks. So I snagged it. I almost bought them all, but I turned I wouldn't have sold them.
Burley (25:01.884)
Well, either you're either catching something or building something. So let's hope building. Jesus.
Beard Laws (25:08.243)
Hey, don't eat penicillin. there he is again.
Burley (25:14.81)
Yeah, he's going to be we need him to watch over us, keep us alive.
Beard Laws (25:18.097)
Mm hmm. We're good. Myself, we're talking about that early. You know, they say things come in threes and allegedly there was two and there's only five on body wrong. Somebody's got to have something crappy happen next. And it's probably going to me in the coffee bacteria.
Burley (25:33.638)
Yeah, whatever is in that fucking bubonic plague you've been drinking every day. Goddamn, he got the first case of coffee Ebola.
Gute (25:35.912)
you
Beard Laws (25:38.625)
I I mean, it's only been, it's only been since 2013. So.
Gute (25:40.008)
oof it's gonna kill everybody
Gute (25:49.16)
Jesus.
Burley (25:50.694)
disgusts me on a whole other level just fucking horrible
Beard Laws (25:53.569)
But if I put maple or one of them I give that a wash But I have my certain travel cup it just and all right. It's not the whole time I I did have my favorite travel cup break, so it is a new one so What's that the travel cup? It's a contigo. It's like stainless steel spill proof It's a good one. It's
Burley (26:06.322)
What's it made
Burley (26:14.514)
I mean, I'm never going to share a drink with you, but yeah, it's, it's very disgusting.
Beard Laws (26:17.557)
Fair. I mean, I don't think we would anyways, would we? I'll tell you what, next when we get together and we're doing some keg stands, I'll let you go first.
Gute (26:19.762)
To be
Burley (26:26.505)
Yeah, for sure. I'm just saying, you know, forever out in the wilderness, you get your own canteen, buddy.
Gute (26:32.21)
Yeah, I'll hold you up early. Don't worry.
Beard Laws (26:32.627)
deal. I'll get you. We won't share our life straws when we're dehydrated on our deathbed because you're going to be worried about some bacteria.
Burley (26:40.69)
you dare mix them up. If you mix them up, I'd die. Here I come Lord.
Gute (26:42.159)
Beard Laws (26:47.169)
man. Yep. So if we're in an airplane crash and we're trying to, you know, light some fires. No, then you don't look at me like you're a brown eyed girl.
Burley (26:54.194)
I'm not eating your ass.
Burley (26:59.708)
Ooh, you're my brown eye girl. that's a, that's a good, that's a good trans. It's a good trans right there, sir. I like that. You want to talk music for a second?
Beard Laws (27:01.569)
You look at me like I'm a natural woman.
Beard Laws (27:10.401)
Thank you. Thank
Gute (27:13.522)
Do
Beard Laws (27:13.579)
Let's do it. We can't do it in one minute. Let's do it. Let's take our time and really, I don't think Gute and myself did it great. We did okay, I feel. But not. We didn't do it. Yeah.
Gute (27:21.414)
Really entertaining. Somehow it somehow India came up. Thought I'd laughed.
Burley (27:24.06)
The debut, the debut album. God, you'll never hear India come up from my side. I skipped those songs.
Gute (27:31.109)
Ha ha ha!
Beard Laws (27:33.725)
But did you know, so I made a joke about moonwalking earlier because the last year that we did was, what was it again? was 1983. Thriller was out, Billy Jean, Michael Jackson did the moonwalk for the very first time in 1983. And was like, goo, did you ever even try to do this? He's like, no, never. I was like, can't say the same. Right, but it was ironic. That's what he said.
Gute (27:43.664)
A3.
Burley (27:55.832)
I tried. But you never tried the moonwalk ever?
Do it
Beard Laws (28:02.622)
Yeah, try
Gute (28:03.324)
There's no fucking space in here, dude. I'm
Burley (28:06.024)
just okay yeah why would you know how much space is needed
Beard Laws (28:06.186)
so you know how much space you would need to try to moonwalk, but you've never done it?
Gute (28:09.842)
I got like three feet of like space behind me. There's no way it's gonna happen.
Beard Laws (28:13.529)
But know what I just thought of, which is kind of wild, not only did the moonwalk happen, which is iconic that a lot of people tried to do, but something that more people tried to do and failed and can do was the Tom Cruise slide in risky business. That was also 1983.
Gute (28:28.007)
Burley (28:28.365)
yeah, yeah.
Beard Laws (28:32.545)
E? 83.
Burley (28:33.32)
83 did that did that movie come out before cocktails?
Gute (28:37.552)
It did, yes. That was one of his first movies.
Burley (28:40.934)
And then it was Cocktail. OK. There's nothing to do with this. just thought I wanted to talk about Cocktail. So like you mentioned a second ago, we Brown Eyed Girl from Fran Morrison. Everybody knows that song. yeah. Aretha Franklin, Natural Woman. We had the debut album from The Doors comes out. Like My Fire, you
Beard Laws (28:47.521)
No, you're right. He's right. It is
Gute (28:48.71)
Good movie.
Beard Laws (28:56.531)
I think still holds up
Gute (28:58.77)
Yeah?
Beard Laws (29:09.355)
You a Doris fan?
Burley (29:11.632)
I'm up and
Beard Laws (29:12.981)
Okay, my father, big, big doors guy. Mom hates doors. It's always a fun thing, especially when he walks in because he thinks he's cool, you know, old people, and they're just like, Hey, you know, device that I could say the name and probably set it off at your guys house play doors radio and you're thinking like Spotify and I'd be like on Pandora. Like, come on, man.
Burley (29:31.496)
Yeah. Man, I really liked the movie, the doors, but if we're going to be honest and if Val Kilmer actually did a good job of acting like he does in real life, none of us would want to hang out with fucking what's his name? Jim Morrison. Yeah. Nobody would want to hang out with him. We would all want to stab this man to death in 20 minutes
Gute (29:52.082)
Morrison.
Beard Laws (29:54.913)
That's it, yeah.
Beard Laws (29:58.707)
It probably are we'd be stabbing ourselves with other things.
Burley (30:03.08)
Some of that horse tranquilizer. All right, so have you ever heard of a band called Manfred Mann? Okay. I put a, I put a, a link in the super chat and our super
Beard Laws (30:20.491)
Super chat, chat, chat,
Burley (30:22.088)
you don't have to play sound, but I want you to watch like the first, I don't know, 15 seconds of this video. It's tell me if the guitar player is doing something to be funny or if this is what he truly does, because I don't think the bass player is in on it and it's pissing the bass player off. So watching guitar player, you see him watch the bass player.
Beard Laws (30:29.633)
Let's do
Beard Laws (30:42.172)
look at those.
yeah.
Beard Laws (30:51.443)
They look twisted.
Gute (30:53.548)
yeah.
Beard Laws (30:57.033)
how do you
Burley (30:57.884)
I watched this whole music video all the way through because I think that this is the first time that guitar player has ever done that. And the rest of the band's like, dude, what the fuck are you doing?
Gute (31:06.674)
He's doing a
Beard Laws (31:07.042)
What is the, has to be, what's the performance like? they, look at them.
I mean, I think that he's so high that I
Burley (31:15.058)
I don't know that he's even totally hitting the symbols right
Gute (31:18.994)
strings you
Burley (31:21.766)
I don't even think the drummer is hitting the cymbals.
Beard Laws (31:22.867)
No, no, I wonder. Yeah. Are they trying to like record a music video?
Burley (31:29.298)
This is live, dude. Yeah, it's a TV audience.
Beard Laws (31:30.784)
This is live?
my god, they
Burley (31:37.902)
Give it like five seconds of sound there, see what
Beard Laws (31:48.861)
my god, look at the crowd.
Burley (31:50.404)
Yeah, dude, I'm telling you something's up with this video. This is the number two video that comes up whenever, whenever you look up this
Beard Laws (31:53.109)
There's no girls. There's no adults.
It's all little boys. there was one girl. What the
Gute (32:00.338)
The kind of sunglasses that I can.
Twice as much.
Beard Laws (32:07.105)
twice as much, the Bee Gees? Was there like multiple bands? Look at him.
Burley (32:12.562)
Pretty wild, What?
Gute (32:13.756)
Yeah, he's so happy.
Beard Laws (32:17.087)
The bass player, he is on a different level that guitar player.
Gute (32:20.252)
He doesn't give a fuck at
Burley (32:21.682)
I don't think I think this is all. Yeah, I think it's all fake.
Beard Laws (32:26.721)
Is… Is there… There has to be something, because that has 466 ,000 views reposted by an IFA Berlin on YouTube.
Gute (32:26.824)
It's a bit,
Burley (32:38.293)
Those Germans are involved. man.
Beard Laws (32:40.553)
I there was something that says, let me translate it to English before. Okay. It seems okay. Dar war, die wealth and music nas and ordang dang vermice eser. And it means the world and music were still okay back then. I miss it a lot. Yeah, I don't. And then the first comment, the kids were stunned because they had never seen a band so good.
Gute (32:41.404)
Das Gut!
Burley (32:55.058)
Get on the train. So
Burley (33:04.028)
Yeah, that's what it was for
Beard Laws (33:07.153)
Interesting. Yeah, I wonder if that is a
Gute (33:11.004)
They Play Blinded by the Light? Is that the original song?
Burley (33:17.468)
I don't know.
Beard Laws (33:20.161)
must be
Gute (33:20.616)
I'm going down. That was 77, so I'm sorry.
Burley (33:21.0)
Blinded by the light Wrapped up like a douche Another man by the
Beard Laws (33:25.761)
No, it's a Bruce Springsteen wrote it and recorded it, which appeared in 73. And then Manfred Mann's Earth Band did it and reached the Billboard Hot 177.
Gute (33:29.362)
to nerdhole, sorry.
Beard Laws (33:48.939)
So,
Burley (33:49.704)
I forget what song he had come out in 1967, but he definitely did because I went down this rabbit hole a while ago. Engelbert, Engelbert, Humpelding?
Beard Laws (33:55.061)
Who's that?
Gute (33:59.73)
I have no idea.
Burley (34:01.754)
Y 'all y 'all fans of Inglebert Hunkle Humple
Gute (34:05.992)
I have no idea. I have no idea.
Beard Laws (34:06.111)
I am now.
Burley (34:08.552)
The man's still alive. And I promise you guys, I promise you minus 1994 and 1997, whichever 90s years we did, he has made the top of the list of like hits that year every single time. I just haven't, don't know much about him. I asked my mom about him. I she was like, he was a heartthrob. Women love this dude. Inglebert Humphledink. What a name, dude. You having trouble finding him?
Beard Laws (34:35.694)
Was it a real name? Yep. Was it a real name?
Burley (34:39.624)
Think so DDS old Wikipedia shit you pull it up fuck. Sorry
Beard Laws (34:44.213)
No, it's okay. I'm just trying to figure out how to spell the damn name. Okay. I came up with a whole. EMG.
Gute (34:46.898)
You can go bug.
Burley (34:47.868)
I got you. got you. E N E N G E L B R T H U P. Yeah.
Beard Laws (34:57.072)
I got
I was not going that route with the spelling. I was going with eyes.
Burley (35:01.544)
How many albums does this man have? has hit after hit after hit after
Beard Laws (35:06.751)
His real name was Arnold, Arnold George Dorsey. That's how we, I mean, this guy was a heartthrob.
Burley (35:12.85)
Mm -hmm.
Beard Laws (35:14.901)
I mean, goo? Heartthrob?
Burley (35:20.146)
Smash your past,
Beard Laws (35:22.665)
Is this him though? Okay. mean, right here he looks like Andre the Giant.
Burley (35:24.472)
Yeah, give him some of younger pictures, dude.
Gute (35:32.196)
I see why girls liked
Beard Laws (35:32.577)
Thank you.
Burley (35:36.06)
Get them go, dude.
Beard Laws (35:37.249)
I mean, that's looks, he, in every picture he looks
Burley (35:40.764)
He had a lot of work done, I think, sir. Look at that face. That face right there look natural to you?
Beard Laws (35:42.645)
See, I feel like I reme
You
Gute (35:47.056)
It looks like Dracula to me.
Beard Laws (35:49.141)
That guy is also named Ingo Bert Humperdick. No, that's not, but that guy is also. So it said too that he was, that was a stage name. Stage
Burley (35:50.204)
That… no way that's him.
Burley (35:59.624)
I want to talk about how many hits, dude. I mean, he had a hit in 1983. Jesus.
Beard Laws (36:06.881)
He achieved international prominence in 67 with his recording of Release Me. He's still alive. He's 88. I do have to call you out though, Burleigh. There was one thing you said you would never do and you would come out of your mouth something about
Burley (36:13.82)
Yeah, that's that's how I did his wife just died like two years
Beard Laws (36:27.273)
He was born in India. He was born in India. Yep.
Burley (36:27.73)
Mary? No, no, no, but because his parents are British, he was born in Air Force base. I read about that already. No, no, no, no. We need to cut this from the episode. Cut that part right there. Disgusting people, disgusting country. That is going to say something so bad you have to cut it.
Beard Laws (36:35.537)
Thank you.
Gute (36:36.462)
sets you up. No, no, no,
Beard Laws (36:55.681)
You have to remember this is coming out a way after we record I'm gonna forget Yep Good call. No. Yeah. He's got a lot of
Burley (37:01.352)
yeah, for sure. Good call. yeah, dude, one, two, three, four, five. Apparently he had a greatest hits come out in 2007 that
Dude did well. What is his net worth? Now I need to
Gute (37:17.882)
I mean, deal with the devil.
Beard Laws (37:18.785)
So the 67, he definitely made a deal with the devil. So the lyrics to his song, Release Me, that was the 1967 hit, the one that apparently made him really famous was, please release me, let me go, for I don't love you anymore. To waste our lives would be a sin, release me and let me love again. I was thinking it was something like, you know what I mean? Like he was like jerking off or something and he was talking about releasing, but, yep.
Burley (37:41.448)
Release me. I'm on the edge. I'm about to break. yeah. So the dude's worth 180 million. He is one of the greatest selling musicians of all time. he has sold over 140 million records worldwide and you two have never heard of until today. In that wild.
Beard Laws (37:51.499)
Pretty good.
Beard Laws (38:00.019)
we did the power of love.
I've heard the name, but I couldn't tell you any of the hits, but I definitely have heard the name. Couldn't… Yep. Yep. And there's no way in hell I'm going to be able to remember how to spell this after. But I'm going tell you, probably one of my favorite songs is my new one is going to be Cuando, Quando, Quando. Kind of like we discussed a couple of weeks ago. I don't remember that one. I was like,
Gute (38:04.06)
Wild.
Burley (38:09.68)
You probably heard the hits too. That's what's crazy. You just didn't know who it was. Yeah.
Burley (38:26.61)
Wait, Quado, Quando was the, or is it Quado or Quando from Total
Beard Laws (38:31.561)
it
Gute (38:32.072)
Yeah, quattro,
Beard Laws (38:36.981)
This one is definitely quando, Q -U -A -N -D -O. Huh, there's a lot. The power of love? I don't think it's the one that we're thinking of.
Burley (38:38.994)
Release me
Burley (38:47.208)
That's the power of love. Is that it? Is that the same
Beard Laws (38:50.293)
Yeah, I don't think so, but it's he did a lot. No wonder why he was a heartthrob. All of his songs are about love and like, yeah, don't know. Lonely Table, Just For One. Am I that easy to forget? Love songs. Love is all. A man without love. Just say I love her. That's I mean, how I love you. The Last Waltz. Can't take my eyes off you after the lovin'.
Gute (38:52.008)
Can't be.
Burley (38:58.841)
love you.
Gute (39:01.874)
Makeup sex, just anger sex.
Beard Laws (39:20.725)
There Goes My Everything. He was all about it. Love Me With All Your Heart, A Man Without Love.
Gute (39:26.704)
If we play this song backwards, I'm curious what we're going to hear.
Beard Laws (39:30.027)
quando, quando, quando.
Burley (39:31.712)
Beard Laws (39:36.553)
And he hit multiple different languages obviously with the cuando cuando then there was like less bis by seculettes de Belize bell size or something
Burley (39:45.288)
That's something that I've noticed a lot too. And I don't know if this is truthful now. There was like lot of non -English songs that hit like, or hits back in the day. And I guess the whiteys were singing along.
Beard Laws (40:01.867)
Probably, could you imagine how much more difficult it would have been to get music in other, you know what I mean, countries when you're just putting it out on vinyl and what, mean.
Burley (40:02.363)
I don't
Burley (40:12.658)
Well, that's why, that's why you would only.
Can you imagine right now, fellas, right this second, going into a record store saying, hey, I heard one song on the radio. I want to hear every other song they've ever recorded. Here's 20 bucks. Can you imagine doing that now?
Gute (40:31.24)
It's not it's like 40 bucks.
Beard Laws (40:34.44)
Yeah, right. Right
Burley (40:34.472)
But nonetheless, mean, but nonetheless, like, going and buying a whole album of somebody who only heard one song of, on the hopes that the rest of it is that good. We did some gambling. We did some gambling.
Beard Laws (40:44.705)
Yeah, I bet you though. Yeah, I mean, but when we were growing up in our defense, we had the we could just buy a whole bunch of CDs for a penny. I mean, we were OK, but I have to imagine there is a lot of this newer generation that is starting to collect vinyl and go into these stores that are pulling that move and going, hey, I've heard this one time. Rumors was a cool album by some band. Is there any chance you might have like an original pressing for like 12 bucks?
Gute (40:53.198)
Exactly.
Burley (41:07.249)
Yeah, yeah.
Gute (41:12.84)
Then with an upward inflection.
Beard Laws (41:14.593)
I don't know why that voice came out. I apologize to anybody that had to say to listen to that. You're welcome.
Burley (41:15.206)
Yeah, hate that so much.
Gute (41:17.382)
I don't.
Boil us my blood.
Burley (41:23.558)
It got me hard.
So here's something I didn't know. You know that song, I Think We're Alone Now? Did know that's a cover? Did you know that's a cover? I didn't know that. All right. I
Gute (41:31.622)
Yeah, but Tiffany?
She's singing at a mall and she got popular off that. It
Beard Laws (41:37.815)
I didn't
Burley (41:40.826)
Yeah. You ever seen the documentary about Tiffany? It's called it. think we're, we're alone now. It's all about her stalkers. It's wild. It's like they're today still stalking her. It's wild.
Gute (41:51.388)
That's depressing.
Gute (41:55.452)
course.
Beard Laws (41:58.303)
Mm -hmm. Well, was Engelbert Humperdinck stocking
Burley (41:59.598)
And then, last but not least. that man needs to stalk nobody. He's a goddamn love machine, dude. Jefferson airplanes, somebody to love. I have an affection for this song. It's it was my, for some reason, well, not, I know why I'm the in the top.
Beard Laws (42:09.118)
just a love machine.
Gute (42:12.163)
And I don't work.
Beard Laws (42:18.047)
That is love.
Burley (42:27.656)
1 % of people who listen to Jefferson airplane on Spotify because somebody to love is my goddamn alarm in the morning. So almost every single day of my life, I wake up to a either white rabbit or somebody to love. It's yeah, it's a good like starter of the day, dude. No, she hates it. she gets up before me so she can hear it going off and me hating
Beard Laws (42:42.561)
interesting.
Gute (42:46.972)
Does your wife agree?
Beard Laws (42:51.553)
Do get up before your wife?
Burley (42:56.744)
50 times in a row. yeah. And last but not least, then, but you know, a major influence to the Beatles, the monkeys had a, Hey, where the monkeys without the monkeys, you don't get the Beatles.
Beard Laws (42:58.337)
Don't you want somebody?
Beard Laws (43:07.879)
and
Beard Laws (43:16.001)
True. Interesting because that could be referred to potentially in nature, but maybe reversed. Listen, we can't clip two things.
Burley (43:26.79)
I like it. I did like it. I liked it. I did like it. I mean, maybe how? Okay, who? I had nothing. Fuck.
Gute (43:38.598)
unexpected turn and I see you coming. was like, that's… you sold
Beard Laws (43:44.191)
Interesting. yeah, is that the rap on the music?
Burley (43:47.399)
think that's the wrap up for music. mean, there was
It's not a goat year for music. It's good, but not a goat year. We got to figure out how many is allowed to be in the goat years.
Beard Laws (43:55.467)
Mm -mm. Mm -hmm.
Beard Laws (44:03.046)
Ugh.
Burley (44:03.708)
We should start keeping a list where early enough in the show we could go back to this list and what we call it a goat year.
Beard Laws (44:09.523)
I don't… I
Burley (44:11.762)
We've got to discuss what makes a goat ear. All right, dude, we've got some homework to do. OK.
Beard Laws (44:14.101)
That's true. We do. We do. Huh. Maybe we'll put out a special Patreon edition. We probably won't, but we'll just we'll discuss it. We'll probably all forget about it. yeah, I think I yeah. I mean, eventually, once we we said that we were once we hit our 12th episode, we were potentially going to put out like a cool little album. That's next week. So we'll.
Gute (44:22.812)
Goodbye for more weeks.
Burley (44:37.785)
We were like in jupiter.
Beard Laws (44:40.353)
If nobody's asked for it, so I other than Sarah and a pickle, so I think we're okay. We're safe. I haven't do that but All right, I think I think there's only one thing to do let's close this episode with some killer movie talk
Gute (44:56.872)
Right. So, yeah, so movies back in 1967 was like a transformative year in cinema because it reflected on cultural and social upheavals at the time. Yeah, like the film. Like they often like they were trying to tackle a controversial subjects, know, innovative storytelling techniques and help pave the way for the new Hollywood era. I thought I did good job looking through the movies and stuff like that. It was a wide range of like westerns, like motorcycle gangs.
Burley (45:04.744)
because it was more than meets the eye. Transformation.
Beard Laws (45:07.807)
Mmm.
Gute (45:26.472)
the interracial marriages, like the movie that won best picture, best picture was, in the heat of the night. And, it was a star, Cindy Putney, I just think it's like a Tropic Thunder and, Rod Seiger who deals like with the themes of racism and social injustice in the American South. Rob Seiger won best actor that year. best actress was like Catherine Hepburn for, guess who's coming to dinner.
Beard Laws (45:43.082)
I'm
Gute (45:55.524)
That movie is about an interracial couple where the black boyfriend comes over for dinner and just that whole social chaos that happened because the world exploded pretty much. But best picture was…
Burley (46:11.826)
Two worlds collide.
Beard Laws (46:14.393)
This is what it's like when worlds collide!
Burley (46:16.572)
Yeah.
Gute (46:19.336)
That year in the heat of the night came out that was best picture but I was do the top grossing movies for time's sake and
Burley (46:27.432)
We got time. Don't rush.
Beard Laws (46:28.509)
get we got time here. But if anybody's wondering to this was in the heat, I had never seen it.
Burley (46:33.896)
Po -T -A has been bothering me since you didn't say it right either and I can't remember how to say
Gute (46:39.016)
I got stuck with Tropic Thunder and RDJ so, POTNIA!
Burley (46:43.656)
Sydney Putney. it's going to fuck me up now. All right. look at
Beard Laws (46:48.703)
There you go, they hit worldwide. Look at that. right.
Gute (46:54.844)
Never saw it.
Gute (47:03.696)
Genesis.
Beard Laws (47:04.897)
I was waiting for somebody to do the high pitch. Yeah, there it is. I almost did it. couldn't.
Burley (47:07.784)
Wee -dee -dee -dee!
Gute (47:11.708)
Yep. With nature calls, man. So yeah, Top Grossing Movies was number one, The Graduate. Dustin Hoffman was nominated for best actor that year. He was from that movie. Just iconic because of exploration of generational conflict, post -college disillusionment. And it had the best line, Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. This stupid one liners. You have the jungle book. Go
Burley (47:39.612)
Now, is that song related to the graduate? Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson. Jesus, those two more than you can know. Whoa, whoa, whoa. God bless you, please, Mrs. Robinson. All right, well.
Gute (47:50.312)
don't think
Gute (47:55.664)
I don't think so.
Beard Laws (47:57.577)
That's a good quick that could be a trivia question for someone
Gute (47:58.664)
Simon and Garfinkel?
That was 1968? my god, I was the graduate.
Burley (48:05.768)
Did I just link it together? Suck my dick, Vegas. Man, I'm good at this game.
Beard Laws (48:07.689)
It was on the soundtrack. Yeah, it was on the soundtrack.
Gute (48:09.32)
Yeah.
Good pull.
Beard Laws (48:14.675)
I love how love when when people Google that they then ask what does Cuckoo Cachoo Mrs. Robinson mean? Do you guys do you guys know?
Burley (48:20.872)
Coo coo coo choo, Mrs. Robinson. It's a Beatles reference, isn't
Beard Laws (48:26.877)
It's a way of saying all good or everything is okay.
Gute (48:31.666)
Good old slang.
Burley (48:33.266)
Did this song come out with before the Beatles reference to Cuckoo Cudgy? And I am the walrus. I am the walrus. Cuckoo Cudgy.
Beard Laws (48:43.969)
I am the walrus by the Beatles came out in… You would think… 67! Oooh!
Burley (48:55.814)
Let's go. Man, we're on one today,
Beard Laws (48:57.055)
Wow, this man is on fire.
Gute (48:58.716)
You sure it wasn't the goat year?
Burley (49:01.199)
Let's say something about Poetier now. Let's go. Let's go.
Gute (49:04.552)
Yeah Number two was the jungle block, you the animated movie So, yep Just spoiler alert kids don't go near bears they were not singing to
Burley (49:12.979)
The bare necessities.
Beard Laws (49:14.837)
Fairness is
Beard Laws (49:20.865)
No, no they will
Burley (49:24.68)
Still your picnic basket though. Say that much right
Gute (49:29.448)
Number three, Gone With The Wind. They're classic. Really?
Burley (49:32.86)
Never saw it. Never saw it. Didn't interest me. I thought they let him in the house.
Beard Laws (49:39.937)
I don't think I saw it either.
Gute (49:43.634)
Really?
Burley (49:44.924)
I have the idea of what it is, it did nothing for
Gute (49:49.0)
It's a good movie just to watch once, but other than
Beard Laws (49:52.129)
Wasn't there like an old, old one Gone With the Wind? Like was it a remake or was it a… Remember like last week we talked about how there was like, they put a space in the word and it was a different concept? Yeah. And I'm just, I'm asking, I don't know, but I thought there was like a 1930s Gone With the Wind.
Gute (50:02.994)
Yeah, WarGames,
Gute (50:07.366)
I don't think so, no.
Gute (50:12.296)
That's cause of Loco.
Beard Laws (50:14.217)
I'm pretty sure, hold on.
Burley (50:15.078)
Or is
This is the one with Clark Gable.
Gute (50:21.084)
I didn't catch that.
Beard Laws (50:22.987)
Clark Gable.
Burley (50:23.252)
Yeah, Gone with the Wind is from 1939.
Gute (50:27.048)
That was Casablanca.
Beard Laws (50:29.835)
I mean, not to throw, yeah.
Burley (50:31.632)
No, no, no, but hold on, there must be another
Beard Laws (50:34.635)
Yep. That's why I was just like, maybe
Burley (50:36.208)
Unless they re -released it onto like home video and it won an award or something. Maybe this is pre -awards. Hold on. We're getting
Beard Laws (50:40.051)
Maybe. Hold on.
Gute (50:50.44)
Yeah, 1932. How did we fucking miss that?
Beard Laws (50:52.289)
The story, it was the story of Gone with the Wind 1967 original movie. So it's an original 1967 Gone, yeah. There was one in 39 apparently. Then there was the, because right here there's a 1967 Gone with the Wind souvenir program.
Burley (51:10.408)
So they must have just re -released
Beard Laws (51:10.719)
other sort of looks like yeah interesting the good old days
Gute (51:12.328)
I guess
of HS.
Burley (51:19.954)
I'm very confused on
Gute (51:24.039)
Which one?
Burley (51:24.466)
Because I don't understand, was it a real re -release or
Beard Laws (51:28.481)
Yeah, it says so in Wikimedia Commons, the English version, there was a 1967 theatrical re -release poster and it says, yep, yep. And then it says screen. Yep. And this has gone with the wind bigger than ever. So they just, yeah, they did a big
Burley (51:38.382)
re -release, gotcha. Okay, we got to the bottom of that. So they got to win twice.
Gute (51:48.744)
Yeah, it's been re -released in like 1971, 74, 1989.
Burley (51:54.236)
God damn leave it to George Lucas to double dip on everything. Am I right?
Beard Laws (51:57.538)
Use, none of a bitch. Must be the money!
Gute (52:00.294)
Make that money.
Yeah. So number four, Top Groove Scene was Guess Who's Coming to Dinner. Like I said earlier, it was a groundbreaking film at that time. Number five was Bonnie and Clyde. Do you that original, you know, the Outlaw Couple? And number six was The Dirty Dozen. It's a war film, star studded. We had Charles Bronson in
tells the story of a group of convicts recruited for a dangerous mission during World War II.
Burley (52:36.416)
I I thought I knew a lot of movies. I don't know most of these movies. This is crazy.
Beard Laws (52:39.413)
I know I was just looking at him, was like, I'm not a movie guy, but at least I've heard of some. I've heard of I mean, I've heard of Bonnie and Clyde and I've been to somebody's dinner.
Gute (52:52.004)
Number seven, Valley of the Dolls. It's in New York City, like a person like New England. New England comes into town and like they, it's just pretty much a group of girls who fall in love and like deal with life. All that fun, stupid shit.
Beard Laws (52:56.712)
New York City?
Beard Laws (53:05.889)
They fell in love with each other? I was gonna… Gotcha. Hmm, I was like, man, that is really groundbreaking. They were really trying to do big things in 67. I don't think that was a common thing back
Gute (53:07.396)
No, with like other men, like a Sex in the City type of
Gute (53:21.256)
Number eight was You Only Live Twice, the fifth movie of the installment of James Bond. Primitives to world cheaters on the brink of nuclear war. They go to the sea Japan and do stuff over
Beard Laws (53:26.698)
Mmm.
Burley (53:35.482)
Okay. Okay. I'm here. I'm here to help. I'm here to help. Can you see
Beard Laws (53:39.019)
Okay.
Burley (53:48.072)
20 -A.
Beard Laws (53:52.033)
It's Canadian.
Gute (53:53.96)
Plot to A.
Gute (53:59.634)
Damn friends.
Beard Laws (54:01.899)
get it because it says A at the
Burley (54:03.368)
Poitier!
Gute (54:04.722)
Put in the A!
Beard Laws (54:06.293)
I love the artwork of You Only Live Twice. I don't know why, like this one here, this cover, it's just, they did something fancy with the twice and I mean, that's just cool for those times. I love it. It's good. I'd wear that on the t -shirt.
Gute (54:17.202)
It's iconic, dude.
Burley (54:20.744)
How many movies in are we on James Bond by 1967?
Gute (54:23.112)
Five. Yeah, this is the fifth installment.
Beard Laws (54:25.115)
this is the fifth.
Burley (54:29.48)
How many do we have now total?
Gute (54:31.24)
30s I want to say.
suit.
Beard Laws (54:36.385)
According to the Google experiment all 27 James Bond movie so but then the other one says 26. So I don't know who's Rotten Tomatoes is 27. Google says 26. You guys decide or yell at us in the comments.
Burley (54:48.968)
You think Mission Impossible is gonna try to catch
Gute (54:49.864)
They
Burley (54:54.568)
They keep popping them out dude.
Gute (54:56.2)
Tom.
Beard Laws (54:56.35)
How many are they up to?
Burley (54:58.226)
Six or seven,
Beard Laws (54:59.979)
That's a lot to go.
Gute (55:02.45)
Well, the dead reckoning is like part one, part two. Part two, I don't know when the fuck that's gonna come
Beard Laws (55:08.033)
Yeah, there's the 2000. The next one is 2025.
Burley (55:11.624)
I haven't seen the latest one. I haven't, but I haven't watched it yet. I'll tell you what's good though, Horizon.
Gute (55:13.638)
It's okay. You're not missing anything.
It's not bad. It's a long series. It's done so well and the picture is so beautiful. It's like a long format like Yellowstone but on a movie screen.
Burley (55:21.864)
If you like it, feel like you can go to Western.
Burley (55:30.534)
Yeah, I liked it. You got another one coming out next year or
Beard Laws (55:33.217)
How come they, how come they, did they keep, did they get away from the names or did they keep them? they did the part one, part two. No, I understand, but like they went Mission Impossible, Mission Impossible two, then three, then four, then five, then six, then this one, part one, this one, part, why wouldn't they just keep going seven,
Burley (55:41.154)
they have names.
Burley (55:45.903)
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah. I don't know. Maybe.
Gute (55:53.032)
The audience is stupid.
Beard Laws (55:56.405)
Well, that's a thing, yeah,
Burley (55:58.258)
Wait, Coolhand Luke is just like a consolation prize?
Gute (56:03.878)
What, Paul Newman? Prisoner driving?
Burley (56:05.48)
Cool Head Luke is one of the greatest movies ever
Gute (56:08.252)
We got here is a failure to communicate.
Beard Laws (56:08.353)
That's a
Burley (56:11.624)
Yeah, that actually ties into the album from what? Two, two albums ago. are two, time travels ago, shaking the tree boss, shaking the tree boss, dude, cool hand, Luke fucking rules. That's, that's a top 10 movie for me. love
Gute (56:27.848)
So one thing I found interesting was Casino Royale came out that year, but it's a comedy. They were making fun of Ian Fleming's version. I thought the recent one with Daniel Craig was the original Casino Royale. Then seeing that stuff, I was like, God damn, they're really trying to make fun of it? Like, no.
Burley (56:44.552)
Have you ever watched any of it? It's you won't be able to finish it. It's a horrible movie. It's terrible. I've tried to watch it. I go on these YouTube rabbit holes of like, here's the James Bond iceberg. And I'm like, okay. it's four hours. Cool. And I'll sit there and watch most of it. Or it's some nerve breaks down for four hours. All the different types of James Bond shit. Yeah. And it goes for anything. Pick any wrestler. They have an iceberg. It's
Beard Laws (56:52.534)
Yeah.
Gute (57:08.68)
Jesus.
Beard Laws (57:14.72)
I
Gute (57:14.95)
Heck yeah.
Burley (57:16.028)
You want to know about Kurt Henning? I got you.
Beard Laws (57:20.246)
Links in the super chat.
Gute (57:22.128)
Yeah, but to finish it out, this is the TV show that made me laugh. I saw was the Adventures of Aquaman on CBS.
Burley (57:29.663)
Ooh, that had to been bad.
Gute (57:31.888)
It's even in superman that can do it going on adventures. Yeah, blonde hair.
Burley (57:35.57)
blonde
That had to be bad. need to see a picture of
Gute (57:45.116)
Yep, super friends.
Burley (57:47.634)
Looks about as bad as it, you
Beard Laws (57:50.581)
Yikes. Huh. That's how they came up with JAWS, I heard.
Burley (57:55.784)
Hung like a seahorse.
Beard Laws (57:56.971)
And then they were like, Jaws 3D. I you guys can learn all about Jaws 3D if you go back last week. We talked about
Burley (58:06.546)
Missed
Beard Laws (58:07.509)
You missed it. All right. That's that's that's movies. That's a wrap, as they say in the biz. Let's head back to two thousand twenty four. What say? Are you guys?
Burley (58:09.436)
Well, fuck
Gute (58:10.93)
a
Burley (58:18.384)
Ha
Beard Laws (58:21.08)
there's the signal. You think that I would have been prepared.
Beard Laws (58:27.745)
Let's warm it up first. Warm it up, Chris. Did you guys know before we close out though, the world launched its first eight, and there was the Detroit riot, the first successful human heart surgery in the six day war. Let's head back.
Burley (58:48.71)
I really gave that all I could get. I hurt my tummy.
Beard Laws (58:50.657)
Yeah, I saw you put it into that. was like, I What a year. Shout out, Ragnar, for sending that in. If anybody else wants to send it in as well, feel free to send a quick little, I don't know, five, 10, 15, 20 second video to the BeardLaws Instagram, send it over to Goot or Burley if you want. Matt at beardlaws .com. Anything that you want, that'd be fun. But you might want to shoot me a message first because if do a year that we've already done, we're not going to do it again. That just seems.
like a bad thing. So check with us and just double -dipping. Yeah, just not a good thing. But either way, a good thing that we have going at the time, traveling trio. So I appreciate you, Burley, Goot, and this was fun. Hopefully everybody enjoyed it. We'll probably be back next week. Boys, enjoy your vacations that are coming up or already happened. I think they already happened. Hopefully they were good. We'll talk about it.
Burley (59:21.99)
just really double -dipping on everything.
Burley (59:38.866)
Toodle -oo.
Beard Laws (59:47.265)
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Burley (01:00:20.85)
Uhhhh maybe.
Beard Laws (01:00:23.357)
I mean, we have no members on the channel, so we can say that. He's got bills to pay, so. And I'm going to make some pizza, so barely go appreciate the holiday, guys, and everybody else listen. We'll see you next week. Be good to your wieners. Keep your sticks on the ice and let's go. Let's go boop some coffee. OK, bye.
Burley (01:00:25.18)
Daddy's got bills to pay.
Gute (01:00:27.206)
Ha ha ha
Gute (01:00:34.152)
Appreciate you. Until next time. Until next time.
Burley (01:00:35.858)
Toodle -oo!