Beard Laws (00:04.27)
We're back. Hopefully everybody enjoyed last week's episode. If you didn't, well, then I don't know why you're here. Maybe you just stumbled upon a randomly. Maybe you're just here to see all about that chug life. Maybe you're here to see Burley. Maybe you're here to see Goot or maybe you're here because you love Yo -Yos. I don't know. Maybe we're a Yo -Yo podcast. Who knows? But either way, Burley, Goot, what's up dudes? It's been a week. Really shitty week for you guys. Yeah. Yeah.

Burley (00:19.971)
Yo yo yo yo!

Burley (00:24.344)
What

Burley (00:28.515)
Been a rough one. Been a rough

Gute (00:28.516)
Good to be back.

Burley (00:33.836)
I will never complain about it being hot in my house, you know?

Beard Laws (00:40.975)
What about calling out a potential hurricane? How it's not going to be that bad and then maybe a jinx to the city of Houston. No, OK, not you.

Burley (00:47.883)
No, listen, it still wasn't that bad. Still wasn't that bad. We just didn't have power. We happened to have a heat wave at the same time. So as far as damage goes, I lost I lost a little bit of my fence. Whatever. I'm not going to be homeless.

Beard Laws (01:03.32)
bed. mean, last couple of months ago, I mean, there was buildings that were like getting demolished for glass and stuff and the power seemed to come on a little bit quicker.

Burley (01:08.111)
Yeah, that was just a windstorm in my neighbor,

Beard Laws (01:14.904)
Yeah, it's wild because, go ahead. No, I was just gonna say after like two days later after you guys had that, I think whatever they call it, the trail of the hurricane, like we saw those little symbols which we're not used to seeing up here and we're like, well, that's interesting. And then there was a place really fairly close, not really close, but fairly close to us that just got pounded. mean, everything, I guess thankfully for them, I don't know a lot about insurance. We need an insurance, maybe sponsor some.

come in here and be like, this is how it's here. But they declared a state of emergency. So I think that helps a lot of people because you know, where we live, you can't get flood insurance because we don't have flooding. I mean, the school I sent you guys, I think the pictures, the school has millions of dollars of renovation, let alone bulk. But it was terrible.

Gute (02:01.806)
Yeah, you guys are in a floodplain, so that's why you don't have that option. I you could pay for it, it's like, outright due to that, because why would you?

Beard Laws (02:09.113)
Exactly.

Burley (02:10.303)
The problem with Houston is the way it was built, all the streets are the drainage. Right. And they do their job. They do. But, what's the nicest way to say this? Retards won't stay off the road and just want to drive in it. Thus people drive. Yeah. Yeah. Is that, that was just one of the many, like within.

Gute (02:16.43)
Yeah.

Beard Laws (02:29.742)
Like that video you sent of a what is it a Tesla trying to drive through a flood.

Gute (02:34.266)
Yes, Model 30.

Burley (02:38.575)
Within like the first hour of the storm hitting, think they had like 400 calls of cars stalled in the water. Just people don't know when to stop. It's crazy.

Beard Laws (02:48.428)
Yeah, that's when those people with small wieners and big trucks are like, look at me. I can save the day.

Burley (02:52.835)
They, dude, they crush life. They go out there, they're, I forget the name of them, Something Navy. They call themselves the Something Navy. And they're out there rescuing people from their homes and shit like that because.

Gute (03:02.67)
That's that's Coast Guard or the

Burley (03:05.773)
No, no, no. They have some slang like the redneck Navy or some such shit. Yeah. Yeah. It's no, this is just all the locals. Here's one thing that Houston's really good about when there's a big natural disaster, everybody comes together to help people. It's pretty fucking cool.

Beard Laws (03:08.962)
Yeah, no, it's their own thing. Not an actual government term.

Gute (03:09.015)
Gute (03:25.198)
I didn't see anything from JJ Watt, was he there?

Burley (03:27.535)
Well, he lives in Arizona or some shit now. Fucking guy. Fucking guy. He probably did something. He fucked some hot blonde.

Gute (03:29.152)
Yeah, you motherfucker.

Beard Laws (03:31.674)
I'm sure he did something. I heard.

Beard Laws (03:36.826)
Good for him. You know what? But I also speaking of sending you guys messages, this is a little bit lighter pun intended. I sent you guys a picture. I want to give you a quick update on the Vermont flannel. I bought one of the lightweight ones. I wore it on the hottest day where I am. I walked it was 17 .7 something miles that day. Not once did I sweat or feel hot because of the flannel. That's no bullshit. Was I potentially sweating and sore from being out of shape? Yes.

Burley (04:03.609)
Hahaha!

Beard Laws (04:04.74)
but it was not the flannel and I'm gonna tell you, I got a lot of compliments from it. It was, it's legit. So the shirt that I'm wearing, I held it up and I said, I told the wife, said, hey, close your eyes and hold these. And I said, which one is lighter? And I put them in bags so she couldn't feel the texture of them. And she was like, clearly this one. And it was the Vermont flannel. And this is a short sleeve, just, I don't even know the material, know, a couple of buttons. And the other flannel was a long sleeve flannel. And

Gute (04:06.766)
Well said.

Gute (04:23.298)
Nice.

Beard Laws (04:32.698)
Seriously, I could hand you each and I'm like, you could feel the difference. I'm like, holy shit.

Burley (04:37.135)
I'm gonna have to do that because the wife's getting pretty annoyed with me wearing mesh shirts all the time. And you can see my areola coasters on my chest. So I'm gonna have to do

Gute (04:41.903)
right.

Gute (04:46.99)
I do have an order coming in. I do have an order coming in. So I'm excited to give it a try.

Beard Laws (04:51.546)
Yeah, I will have to get your honest feedback. And we were rocking the flannel hoodies at night and people were like, well, of course, where we were, it's the town of Lake Placid. You guys might not know exactly Lake Placid, but everyone knows the miracle on ice 1980, which is somewhat close to where we're traveling back, but not the year. And it was pretty cool. We. Giant alligators, we spent so much time watching just to keep the paddleboarder safe and everything. And thankfully, there was no alligator alligator alligator attacks.

Burley (04:51.759)
Hell

Burley (05:07.791)
Giant Alligators.

Burley (05:18.785)
Alligators.

Beard Laws (05:20.034)
No alligators or alligators. If I'm stumbling, it's all the beautiful breweries.

Burley (05:23.536)
How funny is that is that I associate Lake Placid with that alligator movie and I have no idea. I know what the miracle on Isis. I know it's Kurt Russell. I get that. But I'll I know the alligator she, you know.

Gute (05:39.15)
No, that's what I know it for because like the that movie like based on the real events that that coach gave an epic speech before that game started versus Russia But how like you know if you don't win this game is gonna be on your fucking grace forever and just walked out of the fucking door

Burley (05:53.305)
That's when they did the flying V,

Beard Laws (05:56.206)
Yep, pretty much that's what I heard. It is crazy not that we're, you know, traveling back to AD or the Sports Talk, but like Russia that year was a powerhouse. It'd be like the Kansas City Chiefs taking on who was the worst team in football last year. I'm just trying to maybe the Jets, maybe the Panthers. It'd be like, you know what I mean? Like those guys playing, but then the Chiefs, not only are they really good, but then they take the best players from the Niners. Then they take the best players.

Gute (05:56.858)
Go

Burley (06:14.155)
Is it Panthers or something?

Gute (06:15.994)
Panthers.

Beard Laws (06:25.508)
from the Bills, they stack a team, then take on the Panthers. But not only the Panthers, they actually take on like Alabama or Michigan, I guess, it last year. And then Michigan beats these guys. Like that's what it was, which is, wasn't, it was, yeah, it wasn't even professional USA players. It was a bunch of like college kids they put together. And would it ever happen these days? I can't imagine so. But pretty wild. But either way, we stayed, I could go on and on, but it was

Burley (06:37.766)
It wasn't supposed to happen,

Burley (06:52.921)
And you know all those, you know, all those Americans, they're rocking flannels for sure. For sure.

Beard Laws (06:59.002)
100 % probably tied around the waist, which I did try it just for you, Burley. I said, how's the wearability? It's got great wearability. You know, I tried it. I tried it because I had the lightweight on with the other one around the hoodie around just in case it got cold turned out didn't turns out lot of hills in Lake Placid and a lot of people that run and have dogs. So if you don't love running, that's okay. You can say if you don't love dogs, maybe stay away from like Lake Placid. But every business

Burley (07:02.595)
Yeah, how'd that

Yeah, I'm in. All

Burley (07:23.745)
or run from the dogs.

Beard Laws (07:25.398)
or run from the dogs. Every business, they have water bowls out. A couple of the Mexican places, they put a lime on their water bowl for the dog, which is a nice touch. I thought that was funny. Yeah. But barely. also love pretzels. I didn't see any pretzel. And this is no bullsh - We searched for the best place for the best pretzel. There was only probably two places that even had a pretzel on the menu. We saw somebody order one and I'm like, that doesn't hold a stick to Milwaukee pretzel. Sorry about

Burley (07:32.269)
Marinate them from the inside out. I get

Burley (07:52.889)
Dude, I ordered, I ordered a pretzel two days ago and I literally looked at my buddy. was like, all right, bro, this is okay. You got to try this. And I talked about the Milwaukee bread, dude. They're, they're, they're fire. They're fire. They're not heavy. They're delicious. They're fucking.

Beard Laws (08:05.912)
Yes, the pretzel bites. Yep.

Gute (08:10.244)
Yeah, whenever I see a pretzel, my wife got one moose hall long legs on Thursday. I looked at him like, it's not a walk. Yeah, I can't that.

Beard Laws (08:17.85)
Yep, we got the deal. We got that dill mustard in and I was like, it was a game changer. I'm never the only I'm gonna I'm gonna throw this out there. So Milwaukee, if any of you guys are actually watching the show, get yourself a maple mustard. Next, you got the deal. We had a maple mustard with a different side. It was unbelievable. But granted, I'm a maple country. You guys are probably like, oh, shit, it was amazing. But if you guys want you guys to go to Vermont flannel use code beard loss 24.

Burley (08:17.881)
Yeah.

Beard Laws (08:44.666)
guys go to Milwaukee pretzels. There's no code. Just go in there and buy yourself some pretzels. We'd appreciate it. And that's, uh, dude, I'm ex - delicious. But we got a lot to talk about. And usually we cut Burley off with his music and I want to give him enough time. So this year, we're trapping back to 1972. My wife picked the year and I said, Hey, wife. I said, my wife, I said, why don't you pick a year? Want to do a video? She goes, Nope. I was like, Oh, that's cool. It's kind of the thing that we do. You want to do a video? She's like, Nope. But I said, All

Burley (08:50.191)
T -lish.

Burley (09:03.032)
My wife.

Beard Laws (09:14.554)
Fair enough. do that. said, why did you pick 1972? She goes, I don't know. It just popped in my head. She goes, 70 is pretty cool. 72 was really cool. You're going to find some cool stuff. She goes, if not, it was going to be 67. So I said, well, know, 67. we don't have 67 yet. But if anybody wants to send an actual video, thanks, wife, for not sending a video. We had like a cool thing where we promote you. But she is my co -host on the Orton podcast. So I guess we could self promote. Go check out the Orton podcast if you want. And she refuses to be on camera for that as

Burley (09:42.809)
starting to think that maybe you're not married Matt and like you're that kid that was like, I have a girlfriend, but she just goes to a different school than you. He knows you've never met her.

Beard Laws (09:52.87)
All you got to do is friend me on real Facebook like real but and this is coming from the guy that we know his name is burly I Mean, I even know Goot's first name. I don't know your first

Gute (10:04.132)
I know it's fair saying.

Burley (10:05.229)
My mom shat me out and named me Burley, dude. It happened. my cute little baby Burley.

Beard Laws (10:08.506)
Hmm. Yeah. I get and I get friend suggestions like, would you like to follow the region pillage podcast on Facebook willingly knowing that's you? But I'm like, I'm not following it till I find the real Burley. Do I already know your name? Did we do a deep dive on there potentially? Did you even pay a lot of money to somebody on Fiverr to track you down? Allegedly. Do we know where you work? Allegedly. I don't know. I don't know any of

Gute (10:10.335)
I know your real name.

Burley (10:22.039)
It's out there.

Burley (10:32.489)
it's out there. Yeah. If you have my cell phone number, which some of you do, it's not hard to figure out.

Beard Laws (10:38.38)
I mean, you know what? Like, do I have the ability to potentially find? I don't care that much. I figured, you know, if Burley wants stuff out there, Burley will find it. But if anything, go check out the raging pillage podcast. That's all we really care about. In seventy two. I'm hiatus.

Burley (10:50.159)
hiatus but lots of backlog over 150 episodes you can just go back and listen

Gute (10:51.342)
Biggest question. Yeah, what are you?

Beard Laws (10:56.282)
Yeah, and there's plenty of time by the time you follow and watch all 150 of them. Rage and Village will be back unless you're like a binge watcher and you get through in like a day. It's not gonna happen in a day. Rome wasn't built in a day. And if you're watching them all in a day, we know you're lying because there's some episodes that were like 10 hours long. You're not getting through 150 episodes.

Burley (11:06.787)
Yeah, you're a freak if you do

Burley (11:16.715)
Yeah, I'd be surprised. I couldn't even listen to that. It's It's a lot of filler in there. Yeah, so much vamping. There's so much vamping.

Beard Laws (11:22.956)
Yeah, you know, hey, much. But Burley, whenever you're ready, feel free to fire up the time machine. We've been really you've been putting I know because you had a lot of time in your hands with no power. You were able to really get to the nuts and bolts of this time machine, right?

Gute (11:24.227)
of

Burley (11:31.701)
All right, let's fire this bad boy

Burley (11:40.889)
Let's just say I clean the carburetor more than once out of boredom.

Beard Laws (11:44.58)
Just better on

Burley (11:50.467)
Y 'all hear that? I hear it firing up. I hear it going. It's getting a little bubbly.

Beard Laws (11:51.802)
I heard she got canceled already.

Burley (11:58.585)
Go ahead and fix this solder right

Gute (12:02.094)
The floor is shaking. I like

Burley (12:13.581)
Little too much power right there. Go!

Gute (12:17.005)
search.

Burley (12:30.639)
We're

Beard Laws (12:31.706)
That wasn't bad.

Burley (12:33.519)
a little bit too much power on it. Yeah. What year was Michael J. Fox born? Yeah.

Beard Laws (12:35.514)
I was shaking like a Polaroid picture. Not 72. I would think, I don't know. I don't think so. We did it, we're here.

Burley (12:46.515)
in my research of this year. I think this is one again. This one's going to go up on a goat list.

Beard Laws (12:54.714)
This one's pretty

Burley (12:56.025)
This is a solid fucking year.

Beard Laws (12:59.224)
I can tell you I've only seen my research because of the traveling and stuff. So I'm not I'm super intrigued what you boys found and there's there's a lot to it. So I mean, barely. I'm going to let let's lead you off. We always save you. Yeah, we always save you for the end. I feel like let's jump into it. That way there's no way that you're going be able to talk for them. Well, let me rephrase that. I've seen some I've seen some of the Rage and Pillage podcast. There's no way that you should run out of

Burley (13:10.809)
Huh?

Burley (13:20.109)
You don't know me, dude.

Burley (13:26.413)
Yeah, if you, if you give me this, we're to call this the van power. I'm changing the name, dude. Okay. So in my quick research of this, there's so many songs. Also, I think this is the year the music industry quit being so racist. Does this make sense? in the sixties, name a bunch of black artists from the sixties, name five, I should

Gute (13:31.77)
Special edition.

Burley (13:56.621)
Hendrix one, go. All right, what do you got? Okay, two.

Gute (13:58.702)
Louis Armstrong.

Beard Laws (14:01.754)
Is Bill Weathers in the 60s still?

Burley (14:04.355)
The actor?

Gute (14:05.454)
The singer. It's beautiful day.

Beard Laws (14:05.699)
No, the musician.

Burley (14:07.213)
OK, maybe you got three. All

Beard Laws (14:10.326)
A lovely day. That's OK. I got you. Of the 60s. Who else was in the 60s? Ray Charles. He had to be 60s. Marvin Gaye. Throwing it out there. I don't

Gute (14:11.406)
Yeah, lovely day. Stupid, beautiful day.

Burley (14:21.167)
Okay.

Yes, that's that's five. Yeah, but you're uneasy about it, right? OK.

Beard Laws (14:28.593)
Ben Kang's Stevie Wonder?

Gute (14:32.186)
That's who.

Burley (14:34.162)
Wait and and I think and I think and I think of little Richard as well Jackson five was late 70s. That was covered last week, wasn't it? Jackson five was pumping in the what year was last year on 78

Beard Laws (14:34.19)
What year was Michael Jackson born?

Okay, Jackson five, were they a thing then?

Gute (14:42.392)
Yeah, it was.

Beard Laws (14:42.906)
Probably.

Burley (14:49.327)
Oh, 80. Okay. In the eighties, Michael Jackson was just coming off the Jackson five. So was the late seventies for the, for the kiddos.

Beard Laws (14:49.69)
We're 80s, yeah.

Beard Laws (14:54.404)
Gotcha. Aretha Franklin. She was probably around then. She'd been around for a long time or was

Burley (14:59.459)
Maybe, but you're not firing them off like you could wats. The point I'm making here. Now we're getting into what they still play on the radio now. That's black people. Dude, we got a gang in here. We got the Chi lights. girl, I'd be in trouble if you left me now. Cause I don't know where to look for love. We got Bill Withers on here. Lean on me.

Gute (15:06.907)
That's what.

Beard Laws (15:22.02)
Hmm.

Beard Laws (15:26.52)
Yeah, my gym.

Burley (15:28.355)
When you're strong. what else we got in here? I had, had a couple of them. Where's he at? My dingaling Chuck Berry. dude. That was a hit this year, dude. My ding. That's such a funny song. This was the year of fucking innuendos. I forget who's saying it, but in my research, I forgot about this song. He's

Beard Laws (15:38.095)
yeah.

Beard Laws (15:42.33)
Really?

Burley (15:51.553)
I want your warm spot next to my mouth. And I'm like, Jesus Christ, this was it? Come on now, let's go. What else do we have? We have America, a horse with no name. Hell yeah, dude. Their claim to fame was my mom used to bang the bass player. Not even a lie. Let's see.

Gute (15:57.7)
Dang it. It's preaching.

Gute (16:06.072)
the first song I learned to on guitar.

Burley (16:19.075)
Don McLean, American Pie. Classic. Yup. Right after 4th of July. Kind of tied in together. Looking Glass, dude. Brandy, you're a fine girl. Fine girl. Ballin' ass song. Okay, The Osmonds, dude. The Osmonds had a few hits on here, but I ran across a song I'd never heard before. Crazy Horses. Have you heard this song?

Beard Laws (16:22.148)
That was this year.

Beard Laws (16:28.441)
see that.

Beard Laws (16:37.09)
If not.

Gute (16:46.81)
The Osmonds? No.

Burley (16:48.943)
Dude, this should be, somebody should remake this as a metal cover. It plays almost as metal back then and it's the Osmonds. It's wild, dude. It's like crazy horses. It's crazy, dude. It's pretty solid. I tried to find a metal cover. I found something from the 80s. It wasn't that great. It's, someone needs to remake that. Toss that out to all the musicians out there. Fucking, damn.

Beard Laws (17:16.802)
You wouldn't think that they would go that

Burley (17:19.861)
You wouldn't because the very because they had like four or five hits that year. One of them was on the Brady Bunch. OK, the the the Mormons went hard for crazy horses. Let's just put it that way with their magic underwear and their special planets. Shout out Tyson with his friends, the Osmonds.

Beard Laws (17:33.178)
That makes sense. Shout out. Shout out, Tyson.

Gute (17:41.058)
We miss his Mormon hammer meat.

Burley (17:44.131)
Wait, is Donnie Osmond dead or is it the sister? Marie.

Beard Laws (17:49.089)
Hmmmm

Burley (17:50.275)
One of them's One of them's in their planet.

Beard Laws (17:53.814)
Meryl Osman died in 2023 at 69. He was the

Gute (17:53.956)
I it's Donnie.

Burley (17:58.716)
Nice. I feel like one of the brother and sister died.

Gute (18:04.206)
think so.

Burley (18:07.279)
I'm not wishing death upon them, I'm just saying I feel like one of them's dead.

Beard Laws (18:07.488)
possible. No, not maybe till next year. Yeah.

Gute (18:10.557)
In the future, there's a lot of deaths going on right now. Each day is a bigger death by a bigger death.

Burley (18:17.359)
Um, what do we got here? Okay. There's no way we can get in trouble for playing this hit song from 1972. Can you look up a song called popcorn by a band called hot butter?

Beard Laws (18:30.906)
you know it. Okay.

Burley (18:31.987)
what the fuck? This was a hit. This is horseshit.

Beard Laws (18:35.918)
Let's see this.

Gute (18:39.396)
So Donnie.

Beard Laws (18:39.514)
I mean, so the first thing that pops in is from Jontay95Jontay. 15 years ago, this YouTuber was able to put this out. I'm assuming it's it. And obviously they don't have rights to it, so we should be able to play it, right?

Burley (18:55.019)
Yeah, yeah, this is no way nobody's looking for the fucking copyrights on this

Burley (19:09.465)
Just skip around.

Beard Laws (19:18.455)
This should be in a video

Burley (19:20.249)
Dude, this was a hit, dude.

Beard Laws (19:26.542)
I want this on vinyl, not gonna lie to

Beard Laws (19:33.082)
Wow.

Burley (19:33.195)
It so in my notes, I just wrote hot butter popcorn and in parentheses. What the fuck, you know

Gute (19:40.442)
I'm more angry this isn't played in movie theaters. Sounds like polka music to

Burley (19:44.141)
Well, there's a music video for it somewhere. saw a clip of it and it's like popcorn in a movie theater popping. So I don't know if somebody made that music video or what, but yeah, it's a, I did not look into that. Okay. So without looking at the notes guys, I'm going to tell us how to band name. Tell me if you know who this is. Derek and the

Beard Laws (20:07.515)
yeah, I have them on vinyl.

Gute (20:10.618)
Don't know who they

Burley (20:12.299)
Okay, you'll know the song, Layla. Okay. I did not know, I thought that that was just the Clapton song. I did not realize that Derek and the Domino's was like a super group that included Eric Clapton and for some of the songs, George Harrison.

Gute (20:29.732)
Get the fuck out of here.

Beard Laws (20:30.01)
They're awesome. No, they are.

Burley (20:31.631)
I guarantee you I know most of their songs. I just didn't know that portion,

Beard Laws (20:37.484)
Mm -hmm. Yep. They had a live album somewhere that I think they put out on a track that was unreal. You know when they're live, obviously you hear the studio, but the way that they did it in that time frame and how good it sounds is impressive. can't remember where it's from, like Fillmore or something like

Burley (20:54.274)
It

Burley (20:58.061)
I forget who is all on it. It's a super group, dude. It's called English American blues or whatever the genre is. I was reading about it quickly, but I didn't recognize the names, but it was referred to as a super group. So I'm assuming all these other guys are from other big bands and they have to be American. But the fact that George Harrison was a part of it for at least a little bit, he was in a few of the sessions. Pretty interesting to me.

Beard Laws (21:23.64)
Yep. Bob Wick Whitlock. He was part of like Booker T and the .G.'s. Which you guys have probably heard of. Carl. Yep. Yep. Carl Rattle. He toured with a couple of bands, nothing that I reckon, you know, that I overly recognize. was Jim Gordon was on the drums. don't think it was the commissioner. Maybe. No.

Burley (21:34.179)
We're green onions, right? Is that what it was? Green onions?

Burley (21:47.151)
Jim Gordon, the commissioner.

Beard Laws (21:53.444)
I don't He was a drummer. I don't think he came from anywhere else, but I'm assuming the supergroup was Clapton. And then they also had Dave. Where was it here? James Brown was in it. Yeah, apparently it says James Brown. They mentioned a ton of names.

Burley (21:53.999)
Do have a spotlight?

Gute (22:07.246)
Oof.

Burley (22:07.62)
No shit.

Burley (22:13.296)
backing vocals James Brown.

Beard Laws (22:15.322)
Yeah.

Jim Keltner, did a lot of stuff with Bob Dylan, I guess.

Burley (22:22.007)
Hmm man, I fucking hate Bob Dylan.

Beard Laws (22:26.797)
Maybe he did too, that's why he came there. There was also a Dwayne Allman, you might recognize him. Yep, that would be a super

Burley (22:31.523)
from one of the brothers, Yeah, it's pretty solid though. I I just, I love Layla. You want to hear a fun joke?

Gute (22:41.838)
Always.

Burley (22:43.107)
What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Beard Laws (22:48.366)
What?

Burley (22:52.097)
Eric Clapton would not let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Beard Laws (22:55.93)
There it is.

Beard Laws (22:59.972)
good one. That's pretty good. That's pretty

Burley (23:00.067)
That's a goodie. I don't care what you all say.

Beard Laws (23:04.73)
Not to go back to what we were talking about, but I did just look up real quick if anybody wants to potentially buy Hot Butter Popcorn, the album with the track list, you could buy it on Discogs. That's where I used to buy a lot of vinyls for like $1 .27. The whole album. It also had popcorn. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11. Okay. Yep.

Burley (23:18.777)
The whole album? How many songs on that

How funny is… Okay, let me guess the track list. We have Popcorn, Jujubees, Snowcaps, Raisinettes…

Beard Laws (23:33.07)
That'd be good. It's popcorn day by day Apache at the movies tomatoes pipeline hot butter telestar Tristana song of the Norobi trio and Amazing Grace to end it

Gute (23:45.082)
So a dollar something for this in today's market.

Beard Laws (23:47.258)
This is, I mean, yeah, there's 276 copies currently available. It's got a 3 .79 out of five rating out of 328 ratings. People kind of like

Burley (23:56.781)
I hope it all sounds the same as that Hot Butter song, or the Popcorn

Gute (23:59.758)
Heck

Beard Laws (23:59.81)
I kind of want to listen to At The Movies or Tomatoes. All right. Let's see here. Which one are we going with?

Burley (24:03.919)
Pop it in, dude, let's go. Let's go.

Gute (24:06.116)
We're here, let's do

Gute (24:10.285)
at the movies.

Burley (24:10.644)
What's the weirdest time that you said tomatoes tomatoes sounds hilarious

Beard Laws (24:13.166)
You want to go tomatoes? Pop. OK, let's go. Let's see. Hot, hot butter tomatoes. I mean, I feel like we've ate

Gute (24:17.387)
Great, Fred.

Beard Laws (24:25.092)
All right, here we go here. Track eight. I'm assuming this is it. Shout out to whoever has this going on on the YouTubes. Conrad Caddy too. Much different.

Burley (24:25.231)
It's gotta be a really confusing Google search.

Burley (24:42.767)
Are you playing

Gute (24:44.362)
Thank God it wasn't just me.

Burley (24:46.33)
here it goes.

Burley (24:56.601)
So they're just a synth band of sorts.

Gute (24:58.435)
It sounds like

Beard Laws (24:58.84)
Yeah. Yeah. So if you look here,

Burley (25:02.329)
Goddamn circus music, dude.

Beard Laws (25:05.678)
Like here is the the album. They're synth pop genres, electronic or pop. But this is the this is what they got going on right here. Two hundred seventy six copies are available. Two hundred seventy six people are like, I got to sell this shit. I'm I'm going to buy some. I'm not going to lie to you. This is going to be my collection. Look at fourth. Almost four thousand people have it. Almost three thousand people want

Burley (25:19.308)
Yeah, let's get rid of this. Here's a buck.

Burley (25:28.185)
How much is shipping? It has to cost more than…

Beard Laws (25:30.138)
Depends who you buy it. Yeah, for sure. But it depends who you buy them from. like, so if you want to, I don't know if you guys ever use this, obviously this one's like European. You can filter it down by American. So this one's, you know, 15 bucks with $4 shipping. It all depends. You just got to kind of play the game.

Gute (25:46.477)
I am the game.

Burley (25:46.831)
Very interesting. I've been on the search for the first Limp Bizkit album on vinyl. It's almost impossible to find. Go for it. Go. Because I've done some hard Googling. $3 Bill Y 'all. That's the name of the album. So hard. It's red.

Beard Laws (25:56.59)
Hmm. Don't challenge me.

Gute (25:58.84)
I said, not mad.

Beard Laws (26:04.506)
$3 bill y 'all. Okay, let's see. Let me pull that website back up here. Let's look at it together.

Gute (26:11.108)
So Donnie and Marie are not dead, they're still alive.

Burley (26:15.279)
Darn, they're going on the death pool next year.

Beard Laws (26:19.642)
$3 bill, y 'all, all versions. So this is all versions. Let's switch it to edit release. We got to sign

Burley (26:29.391)
I'll that for sure.

Beard Laws (26:30.778)
I don't give a shit. No, here we go. You guys, they can't guess my password. If you guess it, feel free to go in. No, that's just a filler. I don't have a password that's under 30 characters. Yeah, I'm that guy. What do we got here? Let's go. What do we want? Vinyl. There's the two times LP by Interscope Records.

Burley (26:38.447)
It's seven dots. It's easy.

Gute (26:40.388)
Yeah.

Burley (26:43.759)
Jesus

Burley (26:49.817)
Final.

Beard Laws (26:54.49)
There's 13 available for 150 bucks. Yeah, you're.

Burley (26:56.971)
I don't need it that much. Sounds the same on Spotify.

Beard Laws (27:03.374)
Yeah,

Burley (27:03.641)
This how that means it's a rare thing then,

Beard Laws (27:07.098)
Yeah, only 420 people on the site apparently have it. They just sold one June 30th of 2024. Look at the median average sale is 147, highest is 300, lowest was 47 .79. That's a tough

Burley (27:20.695)
All right, so if anybody wants to gift that to Burley, know, throw

Beard Laws (27:25.274)
There we go. Christmas is coming up. Christmas in July. Hook Berlia.

Burley (27:27.983)
What it works out well because John and Yoko in 1972 put out so this is Christmas. And I have a yeah.

Gute (27:35.364)
That was them.

Gute (27:39.126)
that version, okay. Jesus. Yeah, I'm used to different version. I can't picture them doing it.

Burley (27:41.202)
is there another version?

Burley (27:47.031)
It sounds, yeah. So, we all big Beatles people.

Gute (27:53.348)
Not really.

Beard Laws (27:54.874)
I listen to a lot of them,

Burley (27:54.915)
Really?

Okay. I appreciate what they did. They changed music forever, right? And they were a goddamn hit making machines. They could not not write a hit. They're fucking too good. And they weren't even a band that long. Considering how much music they put out, they were not a band for very long. Now, are you guys familiar with Mot the Hoople?

Beard Laws (28:04.366)
Mm -hmm.

Beard Laws (28:24.878)
Yep. Yeah, I have some of their albums. Is that Hoople or Hopple? Yeah. Yeah, I know that one.

Burley (28:26.115)
Yeah Okay, the all the young dudes Huh? Yeah, do you know the story about that? Is it okay first off? Well, you're about to learn today bitch I always thought that song was a beetle song just simply because of the hook. I never really thought much into the the verses and stuff you just when you hear the

Beard Laws (28:36.578)
I don't, I didn't really look into it.

Hell

Burley (28:54.779)
Although you know, sounds like a beetle song doesn't it

Beard Laws (28:57.422)
Hmm hmm hmm hmm.

Beard Laws (29:01.747)
I mean, they were both British, right? Ish? that means not the Beatles, you know what I mean. They were from over there. For us Americans.

Burley (29:11.275)
Yeah

Well, the lead singer, I believe, came from Germany on a whim because they couldn't, they got a new, let's start at the beginning. depending on where they recorded is what their name was. So in Italy, where they did most of the recording, they were called Doc Thomas group before Mata Hoopal. Okay. In the UK, they were referred to as the shakedown sound and the silence. So this,

Beard Laws (29:35.536)
Okay.

Burley (29:43.223)
music producer who is well known for having this R &B night in the Soho club in England was looking for the next big fucking thing. Then he gets a drug charge and he spends a little while in jail. The whole time he's just kind of plotting and planning out the perfect rock band, right? He wants a band that is influenced by not Neil Young, the fucking

Bob Dylan with rock and roll with all this other shit, but they need to have a Bob Dylan -y voice. So at the same time he's in jail, he reads a book called Mott the Hoople. And it's about this guy named Mott that does adventures. That's the only thing that fucking links them to this book is the name. So he just puts that in his back pocket. He finds these fucking guys.

Eddie's like, shit, y 'all are going to be the next Rolling Stones, but we need a better singer. he immediately fires the fucking, he like gets them under management and then he's like, all right, y got to fire lead singer. You have fucking, so they fire him. These guys are playing small fucking road gigs, upstairs apartment like concerts, and they're taking a Hammond organ upstairs for every fucking show. Just fucking wild, dude. so they get this cat from Germany, right?

He comes in, he's a fucking hippie dippy son of a bitch. I never thought about this too. So he shows up, he's wearing flip flops, dark sunglasses and like a fucking vest. They're like, all right, bud, you know, what the fuck? know, that's how he meets the band. And then it turns out he can sing his dick off. They're cool with it. Then they start playing shows and they start popping off in Italy specifically.

But you want to know why? Like their fans are going crazy for him. You want to know why? It lasted for about two years before it started tapering off. They thought the lead singer was blind because he wore those thick sunglasses. So they thought they were giving it up for this crazy talented blind dude. And then fucking people found out that he wasn't blind. They started tapering off pretty fucking hard.

Beard Laws (32:04.942)
Well, isn't David Bowie involved in these guys? Didn't he produce? I know. I think he I think he produced it. Yeah. Well, you stopped talking. I thought you were done. Sorry, I don't have your notes. I'm not looking at your notes.

Burley (32:09.101)
Later. Yeah, later. Well, with this song, well, this song, yeah, we're getting there. We're getting there. no, they put out. You do.

Gute (32:17.274)
Stop breathing ahead.

Burley (32:26.927)
They put out four fucking albums that were just kind of nah Didn't they they had really good, critic critical, what's it called a claim? But people weren't really coming out. They weren't selling albums, right? They're about to break up the bass player who's friends with david bowie Also david bowie Releases, he he becomes ziggi stardust this year. So this is pre ziggi

Um announcement Bowie, he's like y 'all gotta give it one more try Also, listen to this song I wrote And it's all the young dudes Songs written by Bowie He played it on acoustic for him. They're like that's fucking it They record that album in a fucking week And it fucking boom pete at number three it's at the uh number 491 on rolling stones albums 500 albums of all

They put out two more albums and then just called it quits. Just called it fucking quits. so, yeah, I've actually left this off there. they caught hell for calling the album wildlife, the album right before this, because that same year wings came out and their album was the same thing. So they kind of copied that

Beard Laws (33:30.755)
Interesting.

Gute (33:31.418)
fucking set.

Beard Laws (33:47.673)
Hmm.

Beard Laws (33:52.058)
I mean, I can see that.

Burley (33:54.063)
mean wings is pretty big deal

But yeah, dude, I didn't know this much about them, dude. They they I wouldn't call them a one hit wonder. They had a couple of other hits. But I think that one really solidified their spot in like classic rock radio. I think most people know that song. And like I said, a lot of people don't know the name, Mata Hubel. But they know that fucking song. You know, the song good.

Beard Laws (34:22.426)
They know all. It's the gay anthem.

Burley (34:26.539)
Is it really? all the young dudes.

Beard Laws (34:27.756)
I'm pretty sure it's been referred to as the gay anthem. Who was it? was like Lou Reed or somebody like that referred to it as the gay anthem and like rallied the call to the young dudes that come out in the streets and they did like the whole support and stuff. And yeah, and this is in the seventies still, know.

Burley (34:44.237)
Yeah, but Lou Reed's kind of And who likes Lou Reed though? Come on now. I bet you do. I you like Lou Reed and Jim Croce.

Beard Laws (34:49.716)
Eh, not a fan.

Beard Laws (34:55.13)
I don't have any lurita,

Burley (34:57.263)
Good. He ruined Metallica.

Beard Laws (35:01.474)
Fuck Metallica they ruin Napster It's Lou Reed's

Burley (35:03.878)
Word, but we'll we'll get to we'll get to 1999 one of these days.

Gute (35:05.338)
That's true.

Beard Laws (35:09.754)
Eventually. Yeah, if you don't know what Napster is, sorry for that. I'm just the king of spoilers today. My

Burley (35:16.847)
Also one more band I really want to mention before we get out of here and of my area Dr. Fucking hook D Dr. Fucking hook rules Sylvia's mother I discovered that song at like 16 Sylvia's mother still I play it every couple weeks date that is a powerful song gives me goosebumps every fucking time and

They were fucking wackadoos that whole band was fucking crazy bastards. But that fucking song Are they jersey dudes? Really? And the dude rocked an eyepatch. I don't even know if he was missing an eye, you know

Beard Laws (35:47.355)
It's water in Jersey. I feel like they're Jersey or New York City.

Beard Laws (35:59.074)
Hey, it worked for a mot in the hoople. mean, just sell it.

Gute (36:00.954)
You gotta play that kayfabe.

Burley (36:03.311)
Play the game. Play the fucking game. I love it. Kind of

Beard Laws (36:06.284)
Yeah, Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show. I bet you they'd be fun as hell to have been able to see live.

Burley (36:09.219)
They ruled

Burley (36:13.864)
for sure. I might have to watch some live footage after this. But yeah, that's, hey, I got my stuff done. How long was that? How long was

Gute (36:23.514)
20 minutes. That's 20

Beard Laws (36:23.642)
I don't know, maybe 10 minutes 20 minutes

Burley (36:25.359)
Alright, 20 minutes. Alright, I can knock it out in 20 minutes, fellas. That's what I tell my wife. I'm lying. Seven minutes tops.

Beard Laws (36:35.186)
You did such a good le last week. Let's let's shoot - let's go movies. Woo!

Gute (36:39.118)
Woo, movie time. So, so wow, where to begin? So, I used to go to the Oscars, the best actor was Martin Marlon Brando from Godfather. best actress was Lisa Manelli from Cabaret. yeah. best picture was Godfather that kicked ass that year. I mean, just an amazing movie.

Beard Laws (36:55.736)
okay.

Burley (36:56.04)
Liza.

Beard Laws (37:02.138)
Amen.

Gute (37:03.406)
The best director was Bob Fosse. He directed Cabaret. I was shocked by it like I was curious because Godfather killed at the Oscars and I was looking to see, who's best director? Had it been Frances Capola? No, Cabaret won. So I never seen that movie before and I watched it, the trailer of it. I'm just like, you know, I'm like, wow, this is the best director. Like, it's not bad. It's like a girl who plays like a whore at like this dance place.

she's a night time she's a singer dancer and during the day she's a whore pretty much that's the that's the price of the movie so i'm laughing like though i guys i can see where t west got his idea for like maxine and x and pearl and she like that

Burley (37:43.225)
feel like Cabaret is one of those gay movies that…

Gute (37:45.516)
It's not. It's actually not bad. Just based on the trailer.

Burley (37:47.855)
Yo, what's up?

Beard Laws (37:49.09)
Whoa. This is on IMDB. Loans up to Interesting. I thought you were talking about wine the whole time.

Gute (37:58.67)
No.

Burley (38:00.175)
Wait, this went with a K.

Gute (38:01.582)
This is a C.

Burley (38:06.099)
isn't Francis Ford Coppola like Nick Cage's uncle or something?

Gute (38:12.09)
I want to say yes, but I'm not 100 % sure.

Burley (38:15.641)
Did just make that up? Sometimes I make things up. Sometimes I overhear things at a bar and I just spout them like it's truth.

Beard Laws (38:15.764)
Sounds like…

Gute (38:17.678)
You sound so confident.

Gute (38:23.844)
related to.

Beard Laws (38:25.051)
I'm not gonna fact check you, I'm going with it. I'm gonna let the viewers and the listeners and the commenters come at you.

Gute (38:31.682)
He's a he's a nephew. Yeah,

Burley (38:31.971)
Yeah, I'll fuck it. Bless you. Come at

Gute (38:36.228)
They are related, yeah. This is nephew. They're cousins,

Beard Laws (38:38.382)
Wow, look at

Burley (38:39.929)
Boom, they're cousins. Okay. All

Beard Laws (38:41.954)
Isn't it funny how bar trivia can stick in your brain and random things you hear while you're drinking at the bar sticks in your brain, but then if you were to be like, you know, the wife tells you something and you're like, what? You never said that shit. I'm telling you, here's video evidence. Nope, never said

Gute (38:46.465)
Burley (38:52.28)
yeah, I can't remember half the shit.

Gute (38:56.558)
This said in Beer Fest.

Burley (38:57.071)
She told me this whole load of shit about me not paying attention. I don't know, I wasn't really listening,

Beard Laws (39:02.026)
Yeah

Gute (39:03.738)
the stoppage, did you say anything important? I don't remember. But yeah, top grossing films that year, Godfather kicked ass with that, kicked ass that year, it made almost, almost a billion dollars. It was like 86 million they made that year domestic -wide, worldwide. was like over a hundred or some million. It was outrageous.

Beard Laws (39:07.106)
No.

Burley (39:07.799)
Yeah.

Burley (39:26.051)
I've still never watched the OG

Gute (39:29.272)
You've seen part two for

Burley (39:31.023)
I've seen the one that they put out a couple years ago where it was all three movies sliced and diced in the order they're supposed to be in. like, I guess it was Francis Ford Coppola went in and like move some things around. it's like parts of number three here were number one and then number two and then yeah. So I've never, I've never seen the original.

Beard Laws (39:51.354)
And $100 million or $1 million, sorry, in 1972 is about 8 million. Just to throw that out there. If they did.

Gute (39:56.77)
Yeah, just insane.

Burley (39:59.631)
So 86 .3 million times eight basically is what it pulled

Beard Laws (40:04.41)
Yeah, 100 million is gonna be like 746, so yeah. They made some money.

Burley (40:11.245)
Yeah, all

Gute (40:13.274)
So next you have the Poseidon Adventure. 100%. This is based on the stuff they learned from the mob and like the book he wrote and just based on the book. it's an incredible story. Number two is the Poseidon Adventure with Dustin Hoffman. like this boat is like almost imitating Titanic, but this tidal wave takes the boat out and they survive, you know, based off what the ship going down.

Beard Laws (40:13.656)
Hmm, good for

Burley (40:14.767)
They made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

Gute (40:41.326)
That was huge that year. Number three was a what's up doc.

Burley (40:43.945)
That's a pre -comedy Leslie Nielsen.

Gute (40:47.192)
Yes, he died. He was the captain. Yeah.

Beard Laws (40:49.784)
They redid it too, didn't

Burley (40:53.315)
with Bill Murray.

Beard Laws (40:55.098)
I think they redid it in the early 2000s. I thought I saw, I might be making shit up. There's some pictures. That's pretty cool. Yeah, I thought they, let me see here. I thought they re did it. Yeah, 2005, the Poseidon Adventure. They made a TV slash movie with Adam Baldwin and Rutger. I don't know if it's the same thing, but it has the same exact name.

Gute (40:58.468)
I don't think so.

Gute (41:05.284)
Beautiful artwork right there. Love the poster.

Gute (41:21.166)
TV miniseries. Okay. Yeah. He's innocent, man. In the future. I said Justin Hoffman, I Gene Hackman. Thank you for showing that nobody. Number three is what's up doc? That's a comedy at a barbershop in it.

Burley (41:23.725)
You just gotta pull one brother

Beard Laws (41:24.888)
So probably wasn't as good,

Burley (41:28.909)
Yeah, it up. Wear it

Beard Laws (41:38.33)
Got

Burley (41:43.139)
That's the documentary about Bugs Bunny.

Gute (41:46.067)
20s, 30s and 40s. Those them trying to make a comedy like a comedy movie about the 20s, 30s and 40s. But then yeah, that's, you know, Bugs Bunny's iconic line.

Beard Laws (41:59.105)
That works pretty

Gute (42:00.118)
Okay.

For number four is Deliverance, a type of grocery money movies that year, where Florida city people go to out in the woods, they go in a canoe and they somehow find these like madmen who live in the country and like they try to kill them. So it's about these four guys trying to survive in the out in the woods.

Burley (42:23.279)
Squill like a pig, bar.

Beard Laws (42:25.636)
I'm gonna say that's a hell of a movie. And that's only four.

Gute (42:27.2)
Yeah

Yeah.

Burley (42:30.137)
That's a documentary.

Gute (42:33.762)
I'll keep it to five. Jeremiah Johnson, Robert Redford out in the mountain, the mountain man, the popular meme with it, you know, he has a full beard. He's like, smiling that meme. Yeah.

Burley (42:45.515)
Is that Robert Redford in that meme? I've never seen Jeremiah Johnson.

Gute (42:50.552)
It's actually good movie like he fights the Americans. He's just fucking causing havoc like it's the speed the spirit of him.

Beard Laws (42:55.768)
It's Zach Galifianakis.

Where is it? Right. Where is it here?

Burley (42:59.683)
That makes, that makes more sense now.

Gute (43:02.594)
No, he has a beard. Like he like you that's the early part of the movie. But then as he like goes into the country and lives off in the woods, the mountains, he has his beard and just gets deeper and deeper. It's it's badass. That one.

Burley (43:14.669)
Yeah, he looks fat in that picture. That's why I didn't recognize him as Robert Radford. All right. All

Beard Laws (43:22.446)
The Simpsons predicted

Gute (43:24.983)
so other movies that year was, you have the unholy rollers, you know, the ladies in the, the roller skates fighting.

Burley (43:32.587)
You're just going to use going to breeze over number seven. It's going to breeze over number seven.

Beard Laws (43:35.8)
Right. I saw what you did there. Now that we made it there, Goot, what's number seven?

Gute (43:39.874)
I'm trying to save time. Number seven was deep throat.

Burley (43:44.067)
Hell yeah. The poor, dude, the poor girl could not come anywhere because her clit was in her throat. What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? And there was a doctor in the movie and everything. It was a real doctor.

Beard Laws (43:44.856)
Yeah

Beard Laws (43:54.628)
Number seven.

Gute (43:58.212)
Yeah, no, not that version.

Burley (43:58.563)
Have y 'all ever seen Deep

You gotta watch the OG, it's online. You're not gonna jerk to it. You're not gonna jerk to it. But it is

Gute (44:03.706)
Why are things so lying?

Gotcha.

Beard Laws (44:09.252)
You don't know him. You don't know me.

Burley (44:11.183)
It's gonna be a dude. It's it's dude. There is more bush than than ever than Australia, dude. It's just the bush.

Gute (44:18.936)
Go

Beard Laws (44:20.468)
It's funny. He's like, I've seen the OG deep throw, but I ain't seen an OG Godfather.

Gute (44:24.789)
Yeah.

Burley (44:25.247)
Yeah, yeah. Well, let's listen. man has priorities, you know what mean? Didn't say, I just I'm all about history. All about history. You got to preserve the history date. The soundtrack was awesome.

Beard Laws (44:30.692)
Fair, but I thought you couldn't jack to

Gute (44:32.42)
Right.

Gute (44:38.116)
So,

Gute (44:42.458)
I believe you. uh, this one, the last house and I left the original, the OG by what's Craven that came out that year. That was a, I saw the remake as well. And that was just, just shocking just to watch that. Cause that clockwork orange came in 71 that really, so the whole like period of like ultra violence was coming out. Um, you have Dracula, AD and, uh, my favorite actress, Christopher Lee. love him in any like camera film or even as he got older and like the star wars or,

Lord of the Rings, whatever he did, was fucking amazing.

Burley (45:14.167)
I had no idea Dracula AD that just recently came out was a remake. I had no idea. thought they just made a goofy movie.

Gute (45:22.272)
Now, he was actually had he had four movies where he was Dracula. mean, there was the Dracula rises in the grave and like there's just four other ones that like, you know, I have them all DVD. I fucking love that stuff. Him and Peter Cushing. That's like him and De Niro and Pesci together the magic they had together and all his films. Just fucking fantastic. Yeah, the same year you have black luck come out. Black Dracula.

Burley (45:44.643)
Yes. That was, I believe, around about the start of all the black black exploitation movies that came out. There was so many of them, dude. It's crazy. Dolomite comes to mind.

Gute (45:52.782)
Yep.

Gute (45:56.894)
in my life but my the group i'm part of psycho cinema we show that movie every year so i i always love seeing in theaters it's priceless but yeah the conquest of the planet of the apes this is the third installment i mean it's it's still happening it's like come on like this yeah you have scooby -doo meets batman that came out this year as well

Burley (46:03.481)
that

Burley (46:13.825)
Another black exploitation movie.

Burley (46:26.145)
I didn't see that one. I didn't see that

Beard Laws (46:26.33)
I didn't know that was a thing.

Gute (46:27.975)
I saw that was the original cartoon one before Adam West. It was it's a good it's funny to see the crossover Scooby Doo meets the yoga Harlem Gold Trotter Batman

Burley (46:37.881)
They did do a lot of that in the day where it was like the Jetsons meet the Flintstones and shit like that. Yeah. I remember that

Gute (46:41.442)
Yeah, I love I miss those days. You have tales from the crypt come out that year we get to meet our the crypt keeper for the first time. Yeah. It's that old. That's the original one that were there on the catacomb. And like this like the one of the first anthology horror anthology movies where the people all see how they die. It's fantastic. That same year you have the mechanic comes out with Charles Bronson.

Burley (46:50.615)
Really? It's that old?

Beard Laws (46:51.521)
shit.

Burley (47:03.884)
No shit.

Gute (47:11.406)
a lot of good movies came out this year. You have horror express and their personal favorite Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing. They're on a train. It's a horror movie on a train. And you had the recent TV show and shutter tells in the crib. No, sorry, it's creep show. They did an episode just dedicated that were the long kid, Justin Long.

Burley (47:34.905)
Just a moment.

Gute (47:35.33)
Yeah, he builds like a virtual virtual virtual machine where you go into the movie and play a character and interacting like he's like fucking one of the girls in horror express. And his wife comes in there like tries to find her. She sees the monster almost dies. So it's a great episode. And last I'll leave I'll say Joe kid with a Clint Eastwood comes out.

Beard Laws (48:00.249)
I didn't see

Burley (48:00.739)
Which one was that one on the right?

Gute (48:03.018)
in New Mexico, in New Mexico, like a bounty hunter comes in Clint Eastwood just causing damage is fucking Mexicans and just you know, fighting for property fighting for land. Yep.

Beard Laws (48:03.672)
Joke.

Burley (48:12.035)
Got Robert Duvall in it, RIP his kid. Toothiest blowjob in Hollywood, by

Gute (48:20.026)
But yeah, this is just a great year. have horror movies coming out. have Westphans coming out. You have horror movies. It's just a perfect blend of everything.

Burley (48:22.838)
Burley (48:29.185)
It's it's D. This is a good fucking year. It's goaded. It's it's up there somewhere. It's up there somewhere. I didn't get to hit the birthdays,

Beard Laws (48:35.214)
Yeah,

Gute (48:40.014)
We got that next coming next. Move a second to that. I'm all done.

Beard Laws (48:40.76)
hit him. Hit him.

Burley (48:42.381)
Huh? No, I forgot to add them to the list, so I had to Google them.

Gute (48:46.925)
I saw you typing.

Beard Laws (48:47.61)
It's okay. Well, while you're Googling, we'll get to birthdays. You were speaking horrors. You were speaking movies. This has nothing to do with 1972, but I want to do a quick little plug of the movie Severance Mountain. You guys should check it out. It's coming to like Amazon and all these other ones. It's a local dude for me. Just check it out if you're into horror movies.

Gute (49:01.911)
September.

Burley (49:02.551)
I watched the trailer, it looks sick as

Beard Laws (49:05.028)
I'm pretty excited for it. And to be honest, I've seen some of the things. I haven't been able to sit down and watch the whole thing, which I'm going to do pretty soon. So if anybody out there is looking for some people, especially the director, Ethan Henry, my dude, let me know. It's gonna be

Gute (49:05.676)
Yes.

Gute (49:17.486)
I'm working and trying to get that move into our theater. So I'll be reaching out to him just to let him know.

Beard Laws (49:22.53)
sick yeah let me know I can get you his his number and

Gute (49:26.008)
Yeah, follow them. Yeah. I also messaged him on Instagram.

Beard Laws (49:29.816)
Hell yeah. Hell yeah.

Burley (49:32.143)
Speaking of actors, we got a lot of hot bitches that are now old as shit. Yeah, so I'm gonna start off with Amanda Pete. So everybody's gonna be 51 or 52. We got Amanda Pete, Gwyneth Paltrow, Sofia Vergara, Cameron Diaz, Carmen Electra. Okay, now let's get into some dudes here. We got The

Gute (49:37.71)
That's so depressing.

Beard Laws (49:38.417)
Oooh.

Gute (49:51.438)
Still hit it, all three of them. Yep.

yes.

Burley (50:01.507)
Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Yeah, holy dude. He smashes you, I think. The Big Show. Idris… Well, he's a big show. Idris

Beard Laws (50:03.258)
Smash.

Gute (50:06.643)
paper. Let's bring paper. Well,

Gute (50:18.221)
Ooh.

Burley (50:20.175)
Jude Law.

Gute (50:22.872)
Damn.

Burley (50:24.207)
Common. Shack.

Beard Laws (50:29.262)
shit, heard of him.

Burley (50:30.553)
Billy Joe Armstrong.

Beard Laws (50:33.021)
shit.

Burley (50:34.159)
Carl Urban and Ben

Beard Laws (50:39.226)
Wow, 72 hits different. Yeah, you old bastards.

Gute (50:40.558)
What a fucking year.

Burley (50:42.265)
Punch of old fugs.

Gute (50:44.548)
They're still killing it, dude. It's amazing.

Burley (50:46.573)
Yeah, dude, the most of them cut ED now,

Beard Laws (50:50.82)
We may not be killing it, but we don't have ED.

Burley (50:53.461)
No, no, this is the anti -ED club.

Beard Laws (50:56.458)
Yeah, we're gonna put that on a t

Gute (50:58.09)
I like

Beard Laws (51:00.346)
People would be so proud of us. They'd want those shirts,

Burley (51:06.425)
Hell yeah, dude, let's just go ahead and send one to Shaq as a present. What do you think size shirt is he wearing?

Beard Laws (51:10.266)
Yeah. What size? 6 XL.

Gute (51:11.598)
He would, get, I, would be pretty sure he'll promote your

Burley (51:19.127)
Alright, what size?

Beard Laws (51:19.852)
He'd be like, what is the actual business? We're like, we just made a t -shirt that says anti -ED because we can still get boners, He'd be like, hell yeah.

Burley (51:30.229)
The amount of blood to get Shack hard would have to be just.

Gute (51:31.574)
Okay, I believe you.

Beard Laws (51:35.514)
Probably got a big heart though.

Burley (51:36.929)
Okay, so I typed in what size t -shirt does she heal a new where they're not giving me like normal stuff. It says he wears

Gute (51:45.188)
Big and tall. Okay. No, since

Burley (51:46.383)
They told me his shoe. What the fuck? Size 80. In a hockey jersey.

Beard Laws (51:49.432)
What's that shoe? No.

Burley (51:56.783)
His size hockey jersey is 80. What size shirt does he wear?

Gute (52:02.33)
Probably like a 5X.

Beard Laws (52:09.082)
I mean, a 54, I believe in a hockey jersey is comparable to like an extra large. I think I've bought a 54 in my brain.

Burley (52:09.464)
I

Burley (52:20.495)
OK, he wears a size 58 suit jacket.

Beard Laws (52:20.526)
I don't know. I don't know how it goes

Burley (52:27.471)
know if that helps.

Beard Laws (52:29.812)
Let's just say it's pretty

Burley (52:33.519)
Okay.

Gute (52:36.228)
be kind of, but say speaking of sizes, let's go to prices, the price is right.

Beard Laws (52:37.306)
Size 50. Oh, all right. I like that. All right. So prices of stuff was pretty interesting. The average cost of a new let's let's do the cool little like we can do it for video. The average prices of stuff in 1972. That was good, right? The average house of a the average cost of a house. Twenty seven thousand five hundred and fifty bucks. The median household income.

Just $11 ,000. So over double your salary to get a house.

Gute (53:07.311)
Yeah.

Burley (53:08.943)
Dude, I bet if we looked up the median down payment on a house now, I bet it's more than the cost of a house in 1972.

Gute (53:18.434)
Yes.

Beard Laws (53:19.098)
Oh, probably. I mean, I mean, you're in the housing market, you know, say hypothetically, you buy a house for 200 ,000 and you got to put 10 % down. That's. That's what I mean, that's more than the median house of a income of. Cost of a gallon of gas, 36 cents. We'll never see that again.

Burley (53:27.951)
20 % if you want a good rate, it's crazy, yeah.

Burley (53:34.223)
That's nuts, dude.

Gute (53:39.748)
That's what I look.

Burley (53:41.581)
And people are still complaining back then a bit.

Beard Laws (53:43.902)
Mm hmm. The average cost of new car they're bitching about to 3800 bucks.

Gute (53:44.218)
That's what.

Gute (53:48.973)
It's like 36 cents is how much it costs for an electric volt for my car for a kilowatt.

Burley (53:53.827)
Hahaha.

Beard Laws (53:54.753)
I was going to say $3 ,800 is probably the price to replace a battery in your car. Probably not even. Let's see, a of a gallon of milk, $1 .20, loaf of bread, 25 cents. You want to go to a movie, $1 .75. Want to buy a color TV, $500. Want to buy a 12 pack of beer, right? 12 pack of beer, $2 .30. That'd be pretty sweet, huh?

Burley (54:00.921)
No shit, no shit, yeah.

Gute (54:09.517)
All day.

Burley (54:13.128)
back then there was an ED on that thing.

Burley (54:21.462)
Yeah.

Beard Laws (54:21.626)
Pack of smokes, 55 cents for all you smokers out there. Nobody reads the newspaper around here that I know, but hey, we talked about vinyl albums. The cost of a vinyl record album, three to five bucks. You could buy a couple copies of Hot Popcorn. Yeah, Limp Bizkit first one, that's a tough one. Popcorn though, you could buy a couple of them. Cost of a haircut, two bucks. The college, tuition, which public in state was around 500 bucks a

Burley (54:33.057)
Unless it's Limp Bizkit's first up.

Gute (54:46.756)
Jesus.

Burley (54:48.111)
They were surviving at the median. They were surviving on $926 a month. That's the median house income. That's

Beard Laws (54:57.24)
Well, times were

Burley (54:59.065)
Came and pay for groceries now for that, Jesus. Take me back, Lord, take me

Beard Laws (55:05.146)
I'd be cool with going back to 72, except for the sports, because let's go around here. This is the the list of all the major sports and their champions in 1972. There's not a lot of teams that I love on this list, so I could give a shit about 1972 sports. But there's going to be a lot of people that might love it. It's probably the last time the Cowboys were successful. They were Super Bowl champs. They beat the Dolphins 24 to 3 in 1972. The Oakland A's beat the Reds in four games to three went to

Burley (55:19.683)
Hahaha!

Beard Laws (55:34.362)
The old game seven Los Angeles Lakers beat the Knicks. They didn't have a couple of James's on their team. Stanley Cup, the Boston Bruins beat the Rangers. College football USC. And college basketball, UCLA. A lot of West Coast domination in 1972.

Gute (55:49.924)
Yeah.

Burley (55:52.655)
The MVP 1972 NBA Kareem Abdul -Jabbar of the Milwaukee Bucks.

Beard Laws (56:02.03)
wow.

Burley (56:03.503)
case you were wondering. I was trying to figure out who won that year and then I thought it would be one of those teams but nope. Milwaukee Bucks. What is there to do in Milwaukee?

Beard Laws (56:11.898)
Yeah. Unreal.

drink and eat cheese and buy pretzels. Oh, see what I did there? Yeah, that was good. There was some rad dumb stuff before we travel back here. speaking of sports, Title IX. Pretty sure they do that in sports. was there. The Apollo 17 for anybody that loves NASA and stuff there. The Watergate scandal. Yeah, that's close. That's close to you, right?

Burley (56:22.457)
See what we did there?

Burley (56:41.197)
I'm in the space city. How about

Burley (56:47.171)
NASA or the moon?

Beard Laws (56:48.302)
Yeah. Yeah. Well, you think the moon's closer to you or me right now?

Burley (56:56.385)
I don't know. You're asking all these hard questions, dude. I feel overwhelmed.

Beard Laws (57:03.906)
Yeah, I mean, there was a lot of Watergate that year. mean, Intel released its first microprocessor for us nerds. Intel introduced the 8008, one of the first microprocessors. Know what else was released? Pong. There was probably, yeah, there was some of that. Pong. That's the rock. And yeah, The Rock was released from his mom.

Burley (57:19.833)
Bombs on the Irish?

Burley (57:24.054)
up the

Beard Laws (57:29.646)
The Polaroid SX70, I feel like Polaroid makes some kind of appearance in every episode. The Polaroid SX70, the first instant camera that allowed photos to be developed automatically.

Burley (57:41.529)
Home videos and home photos were changed from that moment

Beard Laws (57:47.405)
They did lots of hair lots of people producing

Burley (57:50.657)
Lots of kids snooping in their parents' bedroom and being escorted for life.

Beard Laws (57:54.851)
Mm -hmm. Chuck Berry started it all though with my ding -a -ling.

Burley (57:56.377)
Yep, yep,

Burley (58:00.715)
Chuck Berry, you've seen the recent news on Chuck Berry, that video that released. there's there's a home video of Chuck Berry and he really liked to fart in women's faces. It's hilarious. I'll send you the video after this. Everybody else, it's a quick Google search away. And yes, it's real.

Beard Laws (58:04.433)
boy.

Beard Laws (58:17.464)
Okay. I heard that his great nephew is R. Kelly. heard, but might have made that up, heard it at a bar once.

Gute (58:18.574)
My man.

Burley (58:19.587)
He was a dirty son bitch.

Burley (58:28.239)
Don't fact check us, we're the time travelers here.

Beard Laws (58:31.894)
I feel like we should travel back, get out of 72 as much as we don't want to, but it's all about that chug life.

Burley (58:39.245)
Yeah, we're going to do a quick fire up here and should be just a five, four. It's already been warmed up. Three, two and hit it.

Beard Laws (58:41.549)
All

Burley (59:00.367)
Feels good to be back.

Beard Laws (59:00.504)
Hmm. Does it? Well, it has to be feel good for you to be back, being able to see you in your house using technology and not being sweaty.

Burley (59:09.997)
With AC, just listen, I would rather sit in the dark the rest of my life as long as I have AC. Let's be honest, dude, I would. Dude, I would. I'm already clear like those fish in the caves. I just I don't need to see. I just need AC. They're cool in the water, you know?

Gute (59:16.675)
go blind

Beard Laws (59:28.059)
Man that's that's wild to me that a city as large as that had to be without power For that long, but hey glad you're back Go ahead It's

Burley (59:37.537)
It is where I am. am where I am. Wherever you are, that's where you is, dude. Right? That's a t

Beard Laws (59:43.928)
Yeah. I think the I like being the anti -ED one a little bit better, but I think the second one you just came up with probably sells a little bit better.

Gute (59:44.926)
he wins.

Gute (59:56.472)
Yeah, I gotta put an order in. I gotta put an order in for a blaster shirt and a body wrong hat. So I couldn't find it on your website, but there's a special commission.

Beard Laws (59:57.88)
that and maybe we'll make

Beard Laws (01:00:06.874)
I'm sneaky, sneaky. But the body -wrung hats I did, they're on the Beardlaw Studio only. BeardlawStudio .com, if anybody wants to. But Blaster, I got that, I don't know. It's sneaky, sneaky, because I didn't know technically if I had the rights to do it. But it's just the word blaster.

Gute (01:00:22.637)
Burley (01:00:24.537)
Dude, you just do it. You're allowed to get at least one season to assist. You're good.

Beard Laws (01:00:29.678)
Right? Yeah, well, I've had a couple so. Hey, if you're in the area, check out Bucky. I've never been to one, but Burleigh says check.

Burley (01:00:32.367)
Shout out

Gute (01:00:34.278)
Yo!

Burley (01:00:39.021)
It'll change your life. They gave me a cease and desist and I still rep them. I love

Beard Laws (01:00:43.604)
That's pretty good. Yeah, there's not going to be any near me. So but.

Burley (01:00:47.215)
If 'all hear a kid in the background getting murdered, it's not mine.

Beard Laws (01:00:52.666)
That's what he said. Allegedly. But anyway, he's going to go check that out. Go check out 150 episodes of Rage and Pillage. Go check out Goot on the socials as well. We're everywhere. Go check us out. There's links and descriptions everywhere. I know you're not going to click them, but either way, Burley, Goot, can't thank you guys enough. We'll do this again next week. Should we tell them what week we're doing?

Burley (01:01:13.775)
Uhhhh

Gute (01:01:14.178)
Like you were doing?

Beard Laws (01:01:16.302)
Yeah, yeah, what we what we can watch here. We don't know. I was just gonna throw it out there. No. Yeah.

Burley (01:01:20.675)
Yeah, I was I was was, OK, I can make up a year. I can't wait for like the late 90s is going to rule.

Beard Laws (01:01:26.87)
Oh, yeah, we're doing our best. do have some submissions, but if anybody does want to submit a year with a video or without, please let us know. We do have some people that are sending some in, so we appreciate it. And like I said, we're trying to jump around a little bit because we've had a lot of 80s style stuff. know, do we want to just continually do 80 80 80s? Do we kind of maybe?

Burley (01:01:46.223)
Eighties was pretty weak for music. There's a lot of synth. Just synthesizers.

Beard Laws (01:01:50.752)
Mm So throw it out there. We did have one that was the 1800s and respectively, they're going to redo that one because that would have been a tough one. Goot wouldn't have had a movie section. Burleigh wouldn't have had much of that. There wasn't probably a lot of houses back then. It would have been a tough

Gute (01:02:01.294)
Thank God. I would have found something.

Burley (01:02:09.281)
A lot of the music had chains in the background, I guarantee you. It's just bad. It's not good. Yeah.

Beard Laws (01:02:13.614)
It would have not been good. Go listen to Hot Popcorn. Tell them that we sent you and we'll be back next week. So be good to your wieners. Keep your sticks on the ice and Burley's back, baby. Later.