In this episode of Windbag Whispers, the hosts discuss and rank different pets. They start by introducing the guests and talking about their recent activities. Then, they dive into the main topic of the episode: ranking pets from S tier (the best) to D tier (the worst). They discuss and debate the rankings of various pets, including spiders, snakes, fish, birds, hamsters, guinea pigs, bunnies, cats, and dogs. The final rankings are S tier - dogs; A tier - guinea pigs, fish, and birds; B tier - lizards, bunnies, and cats; C tier - snakes and hamsters; D tier - spiders.

Episode Takeaways
Dogs are ranked as the best pets in the S tier.
Spiders are ranked as the worst pets in the D tier.
The hosts have different opinions on the rankings, leading to debates and compromises.
The hosts discuss their personal experiences with different pets.
The rankings are subjective and based on the hosts' preferences and experiences.

Episode Quotes
"The cat. Oh, wait. That is the mid-tier sound effect."
"The dog. S."
"I would be willing to swap the fish with the guinea pig."